It's not exactly Capoeira Fighter or anything, but Adult Swim's Bible Fight makes up for its gameplay flaws with good, old-fashioned, hilarious blasphemy.
That's right -- you can play as one of six characters from the Bible (and one unlockable fighter, whose identity you can probably guess): Jesus, Moses, Mary and Baby Jesus, Eve, Noah, and Satan. Each fighter naturally comes with their own sets of special moves: Jesus uses his crown of thorns as a projectile weapon, Noah can summon all the animals of the Ark, and Eve can whip with the Devil-Snake.
It's not anything to write home about gameplay-wise, but it's still above average considering most 2D fighters on the Internet. Plus, how can anyone complain about a game that will invariably make you yell, "GOD DAMNIT, WHY IS SATAN'S REACH SO LONG?!?" It certainly happened to me.
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7:36 PM on 05.04.2007
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god's bitch slap and foot stomp would be awesome if they were real...
oh and the lightning strike was awesome as well.
that's unbalanced(then again you are god)...
Right click this link and "save as" for IE or "save link as" for Firefox to somewhere on your HDD. For other flash games you want to rip to your HDD, just view the source of the page and ctrl+f for ".swf" and you'll find a direct link to the file in the HTML. Or, you can get adblock for Firefox and click the adblock button for Flash thingies, then just copy/paste the URL it gives before really blocking the SWF. Not all games are offline-capable, because they might stream data from a server, but I'm guessing this one is all self-contained in the SWF.
http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/game.swf
I need to remember to do that more often.
I approve but Bible Fight is just an appetizer of things to come with Battle of the Gods. You can play Nordic gods, christian gods, asian, indian... everything.