*Adult Swim's 'Bible Fight' is blaspheveryone
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Adult Swim's 'Bible Fight' is blaspheveryone

7:36 PM on 05.04.2007  ·  Anthony Burch
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It's not exactly Capoeira Fighter or anything, but Adult Swim's Bible Fight makes up for its gameplay flaws with good, old-fashioned, hilarious blasphemy.

That's right -- you can play as one of six characters from the Bible (and one unlockable fighter, whose identity you can probably guess): Jesus, Moses, Mary and Baby Jesus, Eve, Noah, and Satan. Each fighter naturally comes with their own sets of special moves: Jesus uses his crown of thorns as a projectile weapon, Noah can summon all the animals of the Ark, and Eve can whip with the Devil-Snake. 

It's not anything to write home about gameplay-wise, but it's still above average considering most 2D fighters on the Internet. Plus, how can anyone complain about a game that will invariably make you yell, "GOD DAMNIT, WHY IS SATAN'S REACH SO LONG?!?" It certainly happened to me.

 
 

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