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bush-backrub-game.png The object of this game is very simple. You will meet with three world leaders and appease them by standing behind them, holding down the mouse button, and shaking your mouse as fast as possible to world peace via backrub. But be wary, for each of them have descending power meters that may result in a nuclear strike, an oil crisis, or a political disaster with ze Germans. My best score was just over 2900 until my head exploded, see how you do! Wanna play full screen? Go for it! Your computer may lag a little so its probably for the best :) If you really wanna up your score, uninstall your video drivers and clock down your bios frequency multiplier so your processor is half asleep. Just a thought. It's a pretty slow weekend -- I'm so tempted to fire up my 286 out of the closet...







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