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Evil publisher Activision may know how to make vast sums of money, but it doesn't seem to know when someone's yanking its chain. Edgy Gamer wrote a rather amusing email to Activision, talking about a "glitch" in Modern Warfare 2's "No Russian" level where the enemy characters are rendered without guns and won't fight back. Rather than understand the joke, Activision took it seriously!

"Every time I get up to Act 1, Mission 4, the game appears to load fine at first, but then when I encounter the enemies, I discover that nearly of them are rendered without weapons," write the cheeky pranksters. "They aren't even programmed to melee me either. There are a small number of baddies with guns, but it's not until the end of the mission that most of them have weapons."

Activision took the bait, and actually requested more information on this supposed glitch:

This does not appear to be a known issue with the game. Does this occur for you when playing on a different Xbox 360 as well? Make sure that your Xbox 360 console is in a well ventilated area to prevent overheating.

Beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, that I think I might cry.








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Boatz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:03
Boatz
A response worthy of Valve. Good to see IW have a sense of humour too. :D
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:04
DJDuffy
Evil conglomerates rarely understand satire, I'm not totally surprised. Activision you bring a tear of amazing to my eye
Buga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:04
Buga
it's a fun level, there should be more enemies without guns
Tha_Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:12
Tha_Meat
Activisions response sounds like procedure to me.
stalydan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:13
stalydan
The guys is obvisously reading from a script in India
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:23
andycadaver
Oh my god, that is goddamned hilarious.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:24
entrager
Their answer is overheating? When do glitches like this happen as a result of overheating? That doesn't even make sense.

I hate it when my console overheats while playing L4D and the zombies turn into Ricky Martin.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:27
phantomile
.......Wow.
Engles's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:30
Engles
Um... Jim? It's Edgy Gamer not Savy Gamer. Just FYI.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:30
Holyetheline
Crying tears of laughter here, haha, brilliant!
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:33
RenegadePanda
For some reason, all of the Russian terrorists are rendered as civilians. Is this on purpose?

I don't get it.
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:37
AceFlibble
Holy shite. I have to admit it took me a moment to realise, but... God damn. That's genius.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:40
Elsa
That made me smile! :)
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:47
mistic
brilliant joke!
N0R3M0RS3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 11:54
N0R3M0RS3
No, he's just playing the shitty console port and they forgot the guns in that version! The game, apparently, isn't balanced for fair fights :(
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 12:12
Los255
10/10
Hawks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 12:23
Hawks
...So? Have you seen the kind of tech responses people get from companies like EA, they dont even hire people who know anything about video games.
Tendonin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 12:27
Tendonin
I don't get it :( guess I need play the game.
ApocSin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 12:31
ApocSin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ikey Heyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 12:32
Ikey Heyman
bwahahaa, oh wow.
kinglazy1's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 12:38
kinglazy1
mean while other glitches go undetected cause some jackass wants 2 be funny
Woocifer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 12:45
Woocifer
Ugh this is why people hate tech support... I'm so tired of talking to the rest of the world. They don't seem to understand what I'm saying and vice versa...
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 12:45
Tubatic
@kinglazy1

Your comment doesn't make any sense. One person reporting a joke glitch is halting "detection" of other glitches?

Get an avatar and explain yourself! :)
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 12:59
BluDesign
I get that kind of response all the time when I email publishers asking for 1080 support on their PS3 titles. It's like no one knows what HDTVs are capable of doing or what SCALING is. They're all a bit slow if you ask me.
Furnimus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 13:14
Furnimus
It sounds like a copy-paste to me. Nevertheless, it is hilarious.
ipaqi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 13:15
ipaqi
Erm... Am I the only one who understands that the Activision tech support rep must have thought that the security guards and police in the "complainer"'s game were rendered without guns...

I know we'd like to think they're all idiots, but there is another explanation.
Django Reinhardt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 13:26
Django Reinhardt
This seems like a fairly textbook case of misunderstanding. There are many ways that the complaint could have been interpreted. And now it's all resulted in an awkward news article.
Berkowitz1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 13:51
Berkowitz1337
Brilliant, and the response is on par.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 14:02
Wintersocks
Because there is always time for applause:



It doesn't matter if it was on purpose or true concern, it deserves applause.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 14:02
Takeshi
That's a pretty good joke.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 14:03
Gyrael
That is definitely brilliant.
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 14:47
Vanilla Gorilla
I don't see how this is funny or beautiful. Developer/Publisher responding to bug feedback given isn't exactly funny. Nor is having employees chase phantom bugs.
stalydan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 14:54
stalydan
@Vanilla Gorilla

Get a sense of humour and then look back at it
layer3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 15:05
layer3
sounds like a automatic response to me. your post is a epic FAIL!
the guy with the hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 16:39
the guy with the hat
nice joke by edgy gamer
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 18:41
Kalmah
Sounds like IW hasn't even played their own game.
BoomingEchoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 18:45
BoomingEchoes
I think they're jumpy over the Russia being so pissed off. And they should be, mostly because its hilarious to see Activision pee their pants, not to mention that Russia is taking a fictional story out of context.

I hope more stuff like this happens again, it put a smile on my face.
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 18:59
Trebz
Canned response, huh? I'm sure Activision has about 4 different responses that some kid at a desk just clicks on for each query.
Maniac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 21:21
Maniac
Lol its even better if you read the actual link.

"It seems that this glitch is apparent in the PS3 and 360 version. I’ve tried playing it without the game installed, and with it installed, and I have cleared my consoles cache."
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2009 22:37
Mr Kite
I wish I had thought of that.
IncipitOmega's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 02:38
IncipitOmega
Mehh,we all make mistakes...nothing worthy of mentioning in my book.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 14:43
Darren Nakamura
To Activision's credit, it's not a very good joke.
fhdgre444's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2010 20:20
fhdgre444
God you are all idiots, this is obviously an auto response, do you really think they go over emails and answer them all?

Dummies.
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