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Activision makes mad bank on whored-out Guitar Hero games photo

Yesterday, Guitar Hero 5 was "confirmed" by Activision, along with a whole host of other "Hero" titles. We say "confirmed" in quotes because this is Activision, and the day it doesn't develop a GH game is the day the world itself stops turning. 

Of course, Activision doesn't need to stop making the games, because it is making a ridiculous amount of cash off the back of the series. The evil publisher proudly boasted that the franchise has made over $2 billion, allowing Activision to grow fat and bloated on its milky produce. 

Along with GH5, along with DJ Hero and Band Hero were also confirmed. At this rate, Activision is giving Dynasty Warriors a run for its money as "most shamelessly whored out game in the world," and Koei had several years of a head-start. Kind of impressive, in a depressing way.

Apparently, GH5 "gives players an unprecedented level of control over the way they play the game with the ability to drop in and out of songs and change band members, instruments and difficulty levels on the fly." Band Hero will be Activision's attempt to corner a younger demographic because Satan loves virgins, while DJ Hero will probably be embarrassing, but is bound to top the charts for weeks to come. 

Seriously though Activision, we know you will release and make money from Guitar Hero games until the world itself stops turning, so there's no need to announce Guitar Hero 5. Or 6. Or 7. Or 8. Or Guitar Hero 9: Xtreme Legends.








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ChadsMcB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 08:29
ChadsMcB
I think you mean they've made over 2 billion. If all those game only made 2M then the world would be a much better place.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 08:48
Jim Sterling
Haha, why did I write Million? Fixing.
Soulwax's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 08:54
Soulwax
They'll stop making guitar hero games as soon as people stop buying guitar hero games.
wadawoodo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 08:57
wadawoodo
is that your wife jim?
Calamansi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 09:24
Calamansi
Grow the fuck up.
ph00ln's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 09:27
ph00ln
have to agree with soulwax, i'm sure in about 2 years, ppl will be wondering why no one is buying GH games...
Then it will be some other causal game that will be whored out. It's the natural cycle of things.
Greylocke's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 09:38
Greylocke
Can we have a Dynasty Warriors Hero?

Me wonders to himself, how is releasing an abundance of songs through DLC not whoring out a game franchise, but released and abundance of songs that aren't DLC just the opposite.
Calamansi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 09:53
Calamansi
to Greylocke. Because some people think paying over $90 for 48 DLC songs is a way better deal than paying $60 for 48 songs on a disc.


Sure you can pick and choose the songs you want, but quite honestly the DLC songs are always seem like B sides to me. Some ok songs but never anything that is must have.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 10:12
Los255
Mom?
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 11:20
grasslunatic
No. NO.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 12:14
Char Aznable
Man, that header image is horrific.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 14:14
Chronic Logic
With that kind of money rolling in their coffers, Activision might become bigger than EA!
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 15:20
Syn
someone make Armageddon Hero. The game where you use a SEVEN buttoned plastic guitar to rock the world to pieces.

no music though, just noise
CodeFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 16:22
CodeFire
I really wish they would stop focusing on making new unnecessary Guitar Hero games, and focus it on the DLC. Maybe release a new version of the game every 3-4 years or so. Having to create and sell huge *** plastic instruments with every release is not environmentally friendly at all. It's just a huge waste of material. There are better ways of selling and updating the game.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 21:16
Naim Master
Guitar Hero : Gundam 3 and Guitar Hero Rockforce must happen !
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