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Acronyms are stupid: name sequel to F.E.A.R. and win ... stuff photo

Some Web site called IGN, along with Monolith and Warner Bros., are holding a contest to see what poor, unpaid schmuck can come up with the best name for the upcoming F.E.A.R. sequel. Let's back up for a second -- yes, there's going to be a sequel to F.E.A.R. coming to the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC; please try to hide your surprise. We just bought this carpet.

Submissions will be accepted until June 22nd, when three finalists will be sent to Monolith to meet with the development team. At that point, the three finalists will have their name and likeness included in the game, hopefully as character who will  get their limbs torn or shot off ... by me.

Once the finalists have been chosen, public voting will open between the 23rd and 27th, letting mouth-breathing fanboys choose the final name. The contest's official site offers some naming and branding tips including my favorite:

5. Things To Avoid: Acronyms.

You mean like, uh, F.E.A.R.?








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tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:05
tehuberone
F.E.A.R. 2
First Encounter Assault Recon 2

CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:06
CannibalCalvin
F.E.A.R : Tiny girls walk on blood
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:07
Aaron Mxy Yost
T.E.R.R.O.R.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:15
Bob Muir
If I recall, it was Vivendi Universal that gave it that name, not Monolith Productions. They've said that they never really liked that name to begin with, so it's understandable that they'd want to avoid a similar one.
Ambulance-Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:19
Ambulance-Y
you win the ability to name the game and when you tell people you named it they say "nuh-huhz, you iz teh liar" then beat you with noodles. tasty tasty noodles.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:21
GuitarAtomik
L.A.Z.Y.T.I.T.L.E.C.R.E.A.T.O.R.S.
tcgiant's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:34
tcgiant
P.O.O.P

Paranormal Opposition Operations Protocol
morbo47's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:44
morbo47
Stupid contests and their stupid rules that only allow stupid Americans...

I cry 'discriminatory!', and then go lie down in bed.

...Canadians like free trips too, you know.
BlueWolf72's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:45
BlueWolf72
I put my suggestions in

immmmmm gonna win
Spitfire747's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:46
Spitfire747
F.E.A.R.: A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S. S.U.C.K.
First Encounter Assualt Recon: Acronyms Cause Retarded Osteraches Not Young Mammals Sucumb to Secret Urine Corps mmKay?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:53
GuitarAtomik
@Spitfire

I don't like the sound of "Secret Urine Corps" nor the idea of succumbing to them.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:55
CannibalCalvin
S.H.I.T.T.Y.O.V.E.R.H.Y.P.E.D.M.E.D.I.O.C.R.E.S.H.O.O.T.E.R.
PART2
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 00:58
tehuberone
@ Cannibal

The game is pretty and has awesome enemy AI. The physics in the game are also awesome as hell.
Maclintok's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 01:13
Maclintok
@ tehuberone

I picked up FEAR last week and have to say the AI can be quite scary and stupid all at the same time. Physics-wise, I feel like I'm always knocking things over and my character's toe-tappy gait is pretty annoying. Otherwise, really fun game.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 01:19
Reeper
fear is pretty good for being a pretty old game. i can still play some of the single player and have the shit scared out of me. hopefully the next is as good/better.
joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 01:21
joeisremy
F.E.A.R 2: Mr. Chicken Returns


(the ghost and mr.chicken look it up good movie)
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 01:56
Wedge
F.E.A.R.N.W.S.H.B.P.

First Encounter Assault Recon Now Without Shitty Halfbaked Boring Plot.

The game had some solid gameplay (until the incredibly lame ending), but one of the dullest and most uninteresting stories ever. I had high hopes for the game being scary too from playing the demo, until I realized the game did nothing but repeat THE SAME GODDAMN SCENE FROM THE DEMO OVER AND OVER.
Kfizz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 02:35
Kfizz
How about W.A.S.T.E . I still cant think of what it means.
VTSvsAlucard's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 02:54
VTSvsAlucard
A.N.G.E.R.

Alien, Ninja, and Ghost Encounter Recon

COuldn't think of an N word that goes with vampires/rankenstine, etc...
Zaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 02:56
Zaron
Xtreme Ghostbusters
Oblivion Not the Game's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 03:12
Oblivion Not the Game
@VTSvsAlucard:
N could be for Nasfuratu.

My entry:
Frightened...
Crashews's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 03:31
Crashews
F.E.A.R. & L.O.A.T.H.I.N.G. in Kirkland.

First Encounter Assault Recon & Lavishly Opaque Antiquated Trousers Hiding Impeccably Neat Genetalia in Kirkland(,WA).
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 04:00
Volcanon
Hmmm.......

How about....Dreadnaught

or...Fearnaught
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 04:21
Aaron Mxy Yost
How about Fearpocalypse: The Frightening.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 04:28
Burnt Meatloaf
F.U.D.: Two More Nouns
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 04:35
wardrox
T.I.T.S.O.R.G.T.F.O
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 04:42
Jim Sterling
B.I.G.F.A.T.W.O.B.B.L.Y.C.U.N.T.N.U.G.G.E.T.S
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 04:59
nademagnet
T.H.U.N.D.E.R.N.U.G.G.E.T.S
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 05:12
Jim Sterling
R.U.N.N.I.N.G.A.R.O.U.N.D.R.O.B.B.I.N.G.B.A.N.K.S.A.L.L.W.H.A.C.K.E.D.O.F.F.O.F.S.C.O.O.B.Y.S.N.A.C.K.S
lwesquire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 05:23
lwesquire
Jim, your big word broke the internets, the layout's all fucked now.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 05:26
Jim Sterling
Layout looks okay to me, mang.
YARLY's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 05:32
YARLY
How about they do something normal like actually base the title on the theme/content of the sequel?

Like F.E.A.R. T.W.O.: More of the same but better g.r.a.p.h.i.c.s.!

Or F.E.A.R 2: now with physics puzzles omg!!

Or F.E.A.R. 2: aliens and poniez too omg^^!!!

Whatever it is, they probably should think of a title themselves and not use one of mine.
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 05:33
infinity
p|-|34|2 7\/\/0.
stevenjazz787's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 05:45
stevenjazz787
F.E.A.R.2:eh, Not so much
F.E.A.R.2:Not that there's anything wrong with that
F.E.A.R.2:Tools, all y'all.
lwesquire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 05:57
lwesquire
It was all screwy when I wrote that. How embarassing for me.

F.E.A.R. COLON REDEMPTION
epoch's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 06:44
epoch
how about...

Medicore First person shooter part 2:the sequel

Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 07:00
Rockvillian
F.E.A.R.T.W.O: are you tired of dead girls with hair in their faces yet
Kosmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 07:05
Kosmo
C.O.C.K.S.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 07:20
GuitarAtomik
A.L.S.O.C.O.C.K.S. the game
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 07:48
nademagnet
F.E.A.R. 2: Cockgobbler
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 07:53
TheBrain
F.E.A.R. 2
Fucking Elongated Acronyms Repulse
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 07:53
BlindsideDork
F.E.A.R.2: The Scaryness
SPJglitches's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 07:54
SPJglitches
L.I.E.K. O.M.G. S.C.A.R.Y!

I never fully appreciated the difficulty of putting periods between every goddamn letter of a word. What a fucking waste of time.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 08:01
BlindsideDork
SPJglitches cause they are ancronyms?
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 08:23
TheBrain
R.E.A.R.
Sometimes you want to try something different
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 08:26
Jim Sterling
Live Free or F.E.A.R Hard
SPJglitches's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 08:28
SPJglitches
@BlinsideDork

Well, NASA doesn't need periods. Neither do the CIA or the FBI. For F.E.A.R. it makes sense, because if they didn't put in the periods than the acronym would never come across, but for anything else it's stupid.

And... F*E*A*R.
Gh05T R1d3R's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 08:47
Gh05T R1d3R
F.E.A.R.I.E.R.
Gh05T R1d3R's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 08:48
Gh05T R1d3R
H.A.L.O.3.
that1guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 09:01
that1guy
AND LOATHING BUT SCARY
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