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Achievement unlocked, stepped in poo: Duke Nukem 3D XBLA is finished


8:41 PM on 08.18.2008
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3D Realms has confirmed that unlike Duke Nukem Forever, the Xbox Live Arcade version of Duke Nukem 3D is finished and due for release soon. A price point has been hinted at also, along with a list of achievements.

"We officially passed final cert on our first try Friday, August 15th," stated 3D Realms' George Broussard. When mentioning a price point, George said only that it had been discussed, and the game would cost "what you would expect." 

Also revealed were the game's 12 Achievements, some of which fall in line with Duke Nukem's traditionally high-brow and subtle approach to humor. You can, for example, gain 10 Gamerscore for stepping in a pile of poo, or giving a tip to a stripper. All typically intellectual and introspective stuff that should really add a level of depth to this engaging, emotional experience. 

You can view the full achievement list after the jump. 

[Thanks, Carlos]

  1. Piece of Cake - 25 Points
    Complete "L.A. Meltdown" on any difficulty or in co-op.
  2. Let's Rock - 25 Points
    Complete "Lunar Apocalypse" on any difficulty or in co-op.
  3. Come Get Some - 25 Points
    Complete "Shrapnel City" on any difficulty or in co-op.
  4. Game Over - 25 Points
    Complete "The Birth" on any difficulty or in co-op.
  5. Duke's Mighty Foot - 10 Points
    Step on 40 enemies after using the Shrinker on them.
  6. Looks Like Cleanup on Aisle 4 - 10 Points
    Step in a pile of excrement.
  7. Shake It Baby - 10 Points
    Tip an exotic dancer.
  8. Oomph, Uugh, Where is it? - 10 Points
    Find 70 secret areas.
  9. Alien Maggots are Gonna Pay - 10 Points
    Finish the "Hollywood Holocaust" level in under 3 minutes.
  10. Gonna Rip Em' a New One - 10 Points
    Get 100 total kills in ranked Dukematch games (Online).
  11. See You in Hell - 15 Points
    Get 250 total kills in ranked Dukematch games (Online).
  12. Hail to the King, Baby - 25 Points
    Earn respect and get 500 total kills in ranked Dukematch games (Online).





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