As brought to our attention by Destructoid community blogger thefil, Team Fortress 2's next big class update ... isn't an actual class update. Instead, we are getting hats, glorious hats!
They are coming in all shapes and sizes, and there will be eighteen of them for you to cherish. There is even a new arena map on the way, "Offblast," which revolves around a missile silo lovingly packed into a mountain. But not just any mountain, oh no, we have reason to believe it's an evil mountain. Scream.
For a brief yet insightful overview of the fascinating history of hats, please head on over to Valve's TF2 blog where you will also be able to hear more about the latest content additions in the coming days. And for supplemental reading, check out some of these links.
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1:00 AM on 08.12.2009
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Although, the Soldier's Viking Hat sounds delicious.
@megamonki
At this rate, not anytime soon.
Just wait, it's only the first day and for all we know the next couple of days could be a new way to earn hats and new class updates.
Seeing as I have over 580hrs playing TF2 - I want a goddamn hat.
Brilliant. Good show, sir.
By the way have fun with this little easter egg:
http://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/enigmatical/
"TF_Engineer_Cowboy_Hat" "Texas Ten Gallon"
"TF_Engineer_Train_Hat" "Engineer's Cap"
"TF_Heavy_Ushanka_Hat" "Officer's Ushanka"
"TF_Heavy_Stocking_cap" "Tough Guy's Tuque"
"TF_Soldier_Pot_Hat" "Stainless Pot"
"TF_Soldier_Viking_Hat" "Tyrant's Helm"
"TF_Demo_Scott_Hat" "Glengarry Bonnet"
"TF_Medic_Tyrolean_Hat" "Vintage Tyrolean"
"TF_Pyro_Chicken_Hat" "Respectless Rubber Glove"
"TF_Spy_Camera_Beard" "Camera Beard"
"TF_Medic_Mirror_Hat" "Otolaryngologist's Mirror"
"TF_Pyro_Fireman_Helmet" "Brigade Helm"
"TF_Scout_Bonk_Helmet" "Bonk Helm"
"TF_Scout_Newsboy_Cap" "Ye Olde Baker Boy"
"TF_Spy_Derby_Hat" "Backbiter's Billycock"
"TF_Sniper_Straw_Hat" "Professional's Panama"
"TF_Sniper_Jarate_Headband" "Master's Yellow Belt"
"TF_Hatless_Scout" "Baseball Bill's Sports Shine"
"TF_Hatless_Sniper" "Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative"
"TF_Hatless_Engineer" "Texas Slim's Dome Shine"
"TF_Demo_Top_Hat" "Scottsman's Stove Pipe"
camera beard..
EPIC WIN. Best game ever.
I agree!