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AC: Brotherhood shows Moscow in Poland photo

In today's geography lesson for game developers, the case of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Made by a multicultural team with various religious beliefs. Published by one of Europe's biggest games publishers. And they put Moscow in Poland.

The map also reflects the current layout of European borders as opposed to 1500's Europe. I never really thought about that and I haven't gotten far enough in Brotherhood yet to actually use the larger map. During the early 16th century era you play in, Poland was actually quite large. Huge even. It stretched from the Baltic Sea to Crimea, lay between the Grand Duchy of Moscow to the east and the Holy Roman Empire to the west and... you already learned this in high school, right?

Let's just run with the theory that the map of Europe in the game reflects Desmond's modern view of the world, instead of the continuously changing landscape of 16th century Europe. Still, Moscow is not 200 km southeast of Warsaw on any map in any period. Is Abstergo using Ubisoft to troll Russia and Poland now?

[Polygamia, thanks Piotr!]

[Update: The AC:B devs contacted us to explain that it's just a travel icon towards Moscow, which was pointed out in the comments as well]








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MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:04
MasterBalls
In Soviet Russia, Map misreads you....?
Tomasz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:10
Tomasz
Geography is for losers. Phys Ed and Creative Writing bro! Toss me that Frisbee
Gaidenrider's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:13
Gaidenrider
Yes I know! Then in Borderlands, there are no Na'vi! Are they trolling James Cameron or what!?
Budogenkai's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:17
Budogenkai
assassins creed?

more like assassins dont know how to read!
SuperDance's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:17
SuperDance
What.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:18
Kraid
This is lol.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:18
KingSigy
Why wasn't this pointed out in the review?
Doctor m3ds's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:20
Doctor m3ds
How does this even happen? Especially if characters in game refer to this as Moscow.
Cyber Altair's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:21
Cyber Altair
This is blasphemy. I'm not buying this game now1!!!!!11111!!!
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:30
timtheterrible
"Made by a multicultural team with various religious beliefs."

Haha...I'd almost forgotten the unbelievably pretentious nature of the first game. Then I remembered this and the unskippable, dreadfully boring cut-scenes.

I've got to congratulate Ubi, though. After recently finishing AC II, it seems as though they've at least attempted to venture a little distance out of their own collective asshole since then.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:30
Alasdair Duncan
Meh, maybe Desmond is one of those dumbasses that think Europe is a country.
tehTommy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:31
tehTommy
Whatever, I'm always glad for my country being recognised in other ways than car and job thieves :)
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:39
Tarvu
This is set in the future. Therefore...

MOSCOW HAS MOVED TO POLAND BY THEN.


How innovative.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:51
TheDreadHawk
Don't worry, Vladimir Putin's killed everyone on the development team already.

Asphyxiation, it's messy.
GoofierBrute's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:57
GoofierBrute
@Budogenkai

HAHAHAHA, that made me laugh for some reason. I needed that, thanks.
sprldr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 13:57
sprldr
In Soviet Russia... Moscow puts Ubisoft in Poland? All right, that was terrible.
ww3pl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 14:03
ww3pl
Yay, AT LAST. We've consumed Moscow!

Poland can into victory!
KenAkuma's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 14:05
KenAkuma
So they forgot Poland?

Or at least where it was....
PrivateIronTFU's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 14:30
PrivateIronTFU
Eh. It's a simple mistake. Also, one that's easily patched.
readbigwordsisgood's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 14:33
readbigwordsisgood
Poland was terrorized, invaded and occupied approximately 20 times between the dark ages til now. Russia was an expansionist empire.

Moscow however, never moved location in terms of longitude or latitude. So we need not consider arguments of changing boarders. Moscow was never put on a dolly, some magic sliders and a couple skate boards and pushed to the south east.

As it costs money and profits to pay coders to fix errors (Bethesda!), I'm thinking management said, "fuck it."

It's to your credit that you bring up the shifting boarders just as a reference of fact, but it is ultimately a red herring.
Klarden's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 14:34
Klarden
@ww3pl
hehe, go Polandball!
Klarden's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 14:41
Klarden
you know, come to think of it, we have Ubisoft office in Kyiv. Maybe this stuff was given for them to do and they've decided to insert a small joke, that was overlooked during the QA.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 14:42
Sean Carey
Maybe CD Projekt hacked Ubi's servers?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 14:43
Maurice Tan
@Klarden & Sean: either of those explanations would be amazing.
Malignus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 14:57
Malignus
Maybe they wanted to celebrate the fact that Poland conquered Moscow once? :)
Emma Young's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 15:14
Emma Young
Yeah, it's a mistake but to be honest I think you guys are making a big deal over nothing - I mean the only thing this map is used for is for the assassination contracts, and that's not the main focus of the game by any means.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 15:36
Tubatic
Outrage.

Waived, will not fix.
Darckcloud723's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 15:40
Darckcloud723
Altiar, what's amada you!
clownx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 16:10
clownx
Well, when I played it, I thought the same thing. But if you're sending Assassins to somewhere like Constantinople, you get the middle of the ocean. This is signified by a boat icon. I just think that since Moscow is so far away, the Assassins take a special convoy going out from that point, just as they go out from a harbor.

Or Ubi Montreal is retarded.
Gourd British's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 16:46
Gourd British
Hey, it's a big map okay! /Fallout New Vegas excuse
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 16:47
Sharpless
I've been to Poland. They totally have Moscow there. Seriously. Go there and look. I'll wait.
Budogenkai's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 18:12
Budogenkai
@GoofierBrute

Anytime!
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 18:17
ikiryou
New Contract Available in Moscow: Rough Up The Journalist! :)
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 18:43
Maurice Tan
@clownx:
That makes more sense to me, thanks for pointing that out. It still looks funny to me to put it in Poland of all places.
Blackfrag's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 22:10
Blackfrag
@clownx:
That's exactly the logic behind it.
Heatbox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 22:43
Heatbox
Animal Crossing: Brootherhood is gunna be SICK!!
BkV's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 23:03
BkV
That screen for sending out your recruits/assassins is just so full of lol to me. They're in the past, and traveling to countries in minutes. Though those real life minutes may be days in game time, but .... :P

Gametip: Level everyone to Assassino, and then visit the hideout so as to view the cinematic once instead of 5+ times.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 23:09
Maurice Tan
Finally unlocked the assassins missions, it's totally just a travel icon just like clownx and Blackfrag said. Mystery solved, image saved for posterity.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2010 00:20
Brian Szabelski
I am face palming so hard right now.
C2Ultima's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2010 00:27
C2Ultima
Ya, Moscow is in Portland. Isn't this obvious? Geez, you people probably think that San Francisco isn't in Mexico City too. Read a map sometime.
Slavv's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2010 03:59
Slavv
hahahah,what a information,now I have to visit Moscow if it's that close to my city :)
gughunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2010 10:02
gughunter
You are confusing this with the Moscow that's given out for public consumption. The Templars have concealed the location of the REAL Moscow for centuries.
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