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First place prize of TimeShift for the Xbox 360 goes to Mikemqn for his Destructoid Jesus dinner picture thing. Second place prize of TimeShift for the PC goes out to Electro Lemon for his Hitler Ron Workman mashup. Third place prize of TimeShift for the PC goes out to brosef and his Destructoid Crossing the Delaware. Fourth place winner of the cat drawing goes to Wario67. Mikemqn, Electro Lemon, brosef and Wario67: Make sure the e-mail address in your account profile is your real address because that is how I will be getting in touch with you. 

Thanks to everyone that entered the contest! Check out all of the entries in the gallery below. If you still want to win some free stuff, then check out David's going away contest AND the Dreamcast Love Letter contest (which as far as I can tell, no one has even submitted a story yet)!

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Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:17
Fronz
So... according to Robert Brown, er, I mean Da Vinci, Niero is a woman? And Colette is going to kill Nex-us with her knife?
raucci's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:20
raucci
Wow... lost again :(
I def thought my cake pic was FTW
Oh well, congrats to the winners, there stuff was mighty funny
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:27
the GAMEGOBLIN
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Naw, it's all good. Congrats!
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:41
HawtPawkitHero
I laughed at almost every single one of those pics. Nice choices :D
Dr l0cke's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:47
Dr l0cke
If anybody won the PC version and doesn't want it, LMK.
El Fajitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:48
El Fajitas
hehehehe
Good stuffs right thar.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:49
brosef
Wooooot! I wonder if my computer can even run the damn thing. We'll find out....I'm beginning to doubt it.

@raucci
I lol'd at your cake pic. Nex fit into it way too seamlessly (besides looking French oddly enough) Where the hell did you find the original pic?
JohnnyWadd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 23:08
JohnnyWadd
Haha some of those are freakin awesome, others...not so much.
raucci's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 23:10
raucci
Haha, i actually searched for Hitler's Birthday, and boom, there it was, though it denied me the option to save, but there are ways around that. So I wasn't kidding when I said that that was what the pic was of, but I can only speculate if it really is the cake for his birthday.

Either way it doesn't matter... because THE CAKE IS A LIE! (Said in crazy German voice)
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 23:36
brosef
yeah....I just checked the specs, I can't run it either.

Looks like you and I are in the same boat, Electro. Double irony.
jeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 23:38
jeep
damn...jesus, hitler and washington...i knew i should have stuck with more popular historical figures
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 23:44
Joe Burling
I <3 Destructoid
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 23:52
Volcanon
lol congrats dudes.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 00:10
Red TheHaze Veron
I forgot about this contest. Damn my conspiracy theories!
mikemqn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 00:26
mikemqn
Wow this is an awesome surprise, I nearly broke my legs running up the stairs to tell my girlfriend (literally, I fell down on the stairs). Man, I haven`t won anything since a raffle in elementary school. Ya, sorry electro lemon I’m gonna have to decline, I don`t have the specs to run a computer version either, all I game on is consoles, unless you count texttwist. There were so many incredible entries, that Hitler cake photo was outrageous Raucci. Anyway, all I can say is thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you...
raucci's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 00:48
raucci
@mikemqn
Thanks and congrats man, it sucks that none of you can play the game on comp, but at least one of you got the version you wanted :)
I am confident brosef and electro will find a way to play or pawn the PC version in the pursuit of other gaming endeavors.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 00:55
brosef
Oh I've got a plan, and it's genius.
Implementing phase one now.

...

Hey raucci, can I borrow your computer? [/phase one]
mikemqn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:00
mikemqn
hahaha, brosef, you are hilarious. I don't know if its just me but that killed me.
raucci's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 02:00
raucci
Yeah, yeah, but you have to pay for shipping. I haven't looked at Specs, but I think my Alienware should handle it, even though its almost two years old.

OR

You send me the game, I play it, then I'll tell you how it is and stuff and then you can get the joy from the repeated story, ITS ALMOST LIKE THE REAL THING! >.<
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 03:12
brad drac
Wow, fucking glad I didn't enter this contest. Quality entries (mostly) all round.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 05:13
Eschatos
Get a new PC!
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 09:00
Joseph Leray
That "Jesus dinner thing" is called the Last Supper.

Some people ...
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 10:34
king3vbo
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!
egoncalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 01:07
egoncalo
Why no link to my fine piece of work? Sheesh... no love.
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