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You might wonder why we're giving so much coverage to the recently teased Tingle game, but the answer is fairly simple. It's because Tingle is even creepier than Noby Noby Boy and we're afraid that if we don't give him attention, he'll consume all of humanity's children yet unborn to this world.

Also, talking about Tingle is really fun, as is this new ad featured in the latest Famitsu. The translation of the ad is simple "Ah," and as you can see, it features our green-clad pervert floating away with a suitcase. We're failry confident that the case contains nothing but bloodstained lingerie and a photograph of Maddie McCann, but we can't be too certain. 

The Japanese teaser site is expected to update very soon as well, and we're sure to cover it because, like I said, we're terrified of displeasing the horrid little midget. Oh, and the term "Tingle Teaser" makes me laugh a little bit.

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eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:32
eternalplayer2345
He knows something, he knows something and he knows we don't!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:34
Los255
Wasn't there a "death to Tingle" site out there? I'm surprised people are mildly excited for this, cause he's one character in the Zelda universe I can care less for.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:45
phantomile
I love Tingle, but Rosy Rupeeland was absolutely TERRIBLE.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:48
garison
AH I can't wait for this game! I don't know what you guys are talking about, but Tingle is one of my favourite characters from any of the Zelda games! Man, who knows WHAT this announcement could be?
Rigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:52
Rigby
Tingle is like the John Wayne Gacy of the videogame world. Every time you run into him, you just know that you're not the first 'fairy boy' to be regaled with stories of amazing 'secret locations' all over Hyrule.
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:54
Dimly
Hopefully it's a one minute game that consists of Tinglebeing accosted in an alleyway. Then a lone assailant pierces the straight end of a crow bar into his eyesocket, pushes him to the pavement. The attacker then puts all his weight on the tool so that it scrapes against the insides of Tingle's skull, turning his pedophillic brain into yogurt. Then finally, as the crow bar becomes seemingly lodged inside Tingle's swollen bloody grapefruit of a head, his skull splits open and the demons escape.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:54
Kalmah
I just felt a tingle in my pants. Does that relate to this in any way?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 21:08
Brian Szabelski
I love Tingle.
Danger Mouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 21:09
Danger Mouse
Tingle gives Pyramid Head nightmares.
Capm Trevo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 21:21
Capm Trevo
What ever happened to that Rupeeland game that was announced like 2 years ago?
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 21:33
JLanphear
@Capm Trevo It came and went. Rather quickly.

That's my blog also! :D And yes, Tingle is extremely creepy but he's still pretty goddamn awesome.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 22:33
Monodi
This just in, Tingle is really the Master Sword.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 01:47
GoldenGamerXero
I'm not a homophobic but Tingle's always been a little too gay for my tastes. I'm going laugh if when this game gets realeased in English he suddenly becomes bad ass.
kingtobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 03:15
kingtobo
I have no problem with Tingle as a character but I don't see how they can base an interesting game around him. However, if there's anyone who can do it, it would be Nintendo.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 03:18
bodybreak
Tingle isn't gay. all he wants in rupeeland is to bone his assistant and accumulate wealth. that has to be the straighest, most generically normal motive i've ever heard.
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totally going about it the wrong way though; dressing up as a fairy and raiding dungeons. he should just get his engineering degree.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 03:23
bodybreak
also, hot hetero-sex scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kjd2DRXskY
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 10:50
Avalon
Maddeline Mcann: hide and seek champion 2007
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:14
Kyle MacGregor
I thought Japan just made rape games illegal?
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:15
Kyle MacGregor
I thought Japan just made rape games illegal.
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