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A Wii tragedy: no lightsaber peripherals? photo

Proving once again that protecting us from ourselves is a greater cause than fulfilling our geekish needs comes word that Nintendo isn't all that keen on introducing full-sized lightsaber attachments for the Wiimote.

MAXCONSOLE is reporting that Gerry Block of IGN has been told that Nintendo is refusing to license any "bat like" attachments (are they cock blocking the Dark Knight too?) for the Wiimote under the guise of safety concerns. Something tells me that the guys back at LucasArts are none too happy over this, and like our own Adam Dork said to me behind the scenes, are already in talks with the "bearded one" to toss a few gold coins Nintendo's way. Until then, a light sword from a faraway land (more like a dagger) will have to suffice.

You gave us leashes for our Wiimotes, and we obeyed. You then decided that rubberized sheaths were necessary for our own protection, and we followed your orders. Now you seek to potentially separate us from the coolest attachments that may ever grace a Wii? Now that's just cruel. There is such a thing as overprotective parenting, Nintendo.

[Via Kotaku]








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Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:18
Chicken008
We have them in Canada..
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:21
MrSadistic
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
AlarmedMidget's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:21
AlarmedMidget
so what...get a real system
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:23
Gameboi
@AlarmedMidget

Such as what?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:25
Snaileb
Cock blocking the Dark Knight is a big fucking no no in my book.
AlarmedMidget's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:30
AlarmedMidget
@Gameboi

such as anything that doesn't rely on gimmicks to sell its product, we should always talk about the quality of the games and not of the "neat" little add-ons that may or may not become available.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:35
Gameboi
@AlarmedMidget

Interesting argument, but who says you can't have both (quality games and neat-o add-ons)?
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:35
Excel-2011
With all the issues of people tossing their controllers into their screens, even with all the warnings, I would call this only natural. Then again, they never license cheat devices either, so given enough time I would think it would become easier to find if you're patient.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:38
Corak
The few rtards out there ruin it for the rest of us, such is the way of things. But something tells me that a 3rd party will make one for it.
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:38
Spitfire
I agree with Excel, its all fun and games till someone gets their eye poked out
Jetrockite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:46
Jetrockite
There will be lightsaber peripherals, just not official ones, although most unofficial peripherals are sucky.

But maybe it's a good thing, Excel is right about the T.V-smashing incidents which most of us have seen, but most of them are caused by people over-exerting force.
AlarmedMidget's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:50
AlarmedMidget
@Gameboi

you should be able to have both. In fact it should be a given that you will have both, however it seems that the vast majority of stories I come across about the Wii all revolve around the newest add-on (lone exception as of late is about Smash Bros.) For what it is worth that's my $1.50
Hiltz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:58
Hiltz
... And people are supposed to be disappointed by this news ?

I don't want to use any silly peripherals on my Wii controls.

There are enough reckless Wii gamers out there that have caused accidents (hurting themselves,someone else or breaking something). Nintendo doesn't need to have its reputation damaged by gamers, parents and the media who wrongfully put the blame on it.

Third-party peripheral companies are probably making lightsaber peripherals as we speak.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 13:58
Brian Szabelski
It's a pity that some retards have to ruin everything for the rest of us, and besides, unofficial lightsbaers are already available in Canada.
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 14:02
Johnny Blaze
You guys must have forgot about these morons on Wiihaveaproblem website..


The chick in the upper right dislocated her knee.. if you couldn't figure out what that is..



wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 14:18
wardrox
Meh, I'll just make my own.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 14:25
Excel-2011
While I'm at it I would also like to take the time to recount one time I got overly excited in a game of [actual] ping pong and bruised the eye of one guy standing to my right using my paddle. Lucky for me they recognized it as an accident and though I was young and foolish at the time, you'd be naive to think Nintendo (or any big company with a long experience of marketing to children) would knowingly take that chance.
YellowHare's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 14:37
YellowHare
Ugh. First the shaft with Soul Caliber IV, now this. Star Wars, you be breakin' my hearts.
Nyteshade's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 14:39
Nyteshade
Meh, I enjoy the Wii-mote and Nunchuck as they are...

I play RE:UC and get nasty head shots just fine without any plastic casing. I'm sure I can pretend to be a Jedi just fine without the plastic saber, as long as the game controls well.
Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 14:40
Demios
We got these in Ireland, their the tits when playing drunk!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 14:42
Cheeburga
For the safety of the kids.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 15:19
SWE3tMadness
So does this mean that third-party makers can't produce a lightsaber periphral either? Or just no official Nintendo ones?

I can understand where Nintendo is coming from on this, but it still sucks.
Rigor Mortis's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 16:04
Rigor Mortis
Attachments wouldn't feel right anyways, given that lightsaber blades would be weightless.
Rigor Mortis's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 16:04
Rigor Mortis
Attachments wouldn't feel right anyways, given that lightsaber blades would be weightless.
Interrogation Bear's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 16:11
Interrogation Bear
that gimped, knock-off light-saber is perfect, as the Wii will only get a gimped , knock-off version of Unleashed.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 16:25
Gyrael
Ghey
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 16:27
MasterMS
I thought you could already buy these on the Internet
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 16:48
F Whipple
How the hell do you dislocate your knee while playing the wii
hoppo254's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 16:58
hoppo254
By being a moron.Im sure some people will eventually claim the rumble in the PS3 gave them parkinsons. Sometimes i wish we would evolve to a point where these people would die off and not ruin the human race
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 17:00
Orionsaint
Nooo!

lostalaska's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 17:10
lostalaska
It might have been kinda cool, but really all the lame plastic swords and shields for Zelda looked so hokey and lame.

Honestly, I look stupid enough waggling my arms around like I'm a half second from an epileptic fit. It's bad enough that some of the mini games in things like Monkey Ball require you to shake the controller up and down rapidly. Me and three friends were playing some of the mini games and we all stopped in the middle of playing one because we were all frantically shaking our remotes in a way that made it look like some kind of Frat Circle Jerk. I haven't played that game since.
cryocide's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 18:06
cryocide
Damn, I guess that means I'll have to settle for watching the screen instead of watching myself swinging a plastic sword.
Xav's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 18:59
Xav
Canada has them at Zellers. $24.99 CND, which is about $70 USD... ha, that's the first time I've been able to make a currency exchange joke since the Canadian dollar overtook the American buck.

Everyone happy for me?

Thanks for your support.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2008 19:09
Capn Birdseye
While I agree these things are retarded and I couldn't care less about silly plastic attachments that go on your wiimote (heheh), some of the people that comment here should realise that stopping the consumer from having access to anything they want is a bad thing in itself.

It sets dangerous precedents. Every time the overprotective parent squads score a win, they get more confident in banning further things, like violent games, or sex scenes.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 01:26
Bob Muir
Christ Nintendo, stop crippling your system's potential. People will pay money for a stupid add-on like this just for the nostalgia! Let it come out! Not all the world is made up of people who chuck wiimotes into their TVs because their covered in butter.
liqideos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 01:28
liqideos
...Just go LARP and start bitching?
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 04:02
Burnt Meatloaf
So, without the clear, plastic stick with an LED light inside, the Wiimote "experience" is ruined?

I remember when games were fun because the games WERE fun, rather than people having to fool themselves into thinking they were having fun.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2008 21:29
bleep
course you could always just buy a lightsaber toy and duct tape your wii remote to it...same difference right?
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2008 22:23
Fading Star
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
lolly-pop's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 04:38
lolly-pop
i heard about that a little while ago on the nintendo websote,
but aparently its because of health and safety or some kind of bullocks like that..
but i think they should bring out the full length one, i dont care if some little shit goes round smashing their house up, its not like all the other kids that age are gunna do the same though is it??

thats what i thought.
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