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As you may have noticed, we've moved your cheese. Destructoid is now running on a new publishing system called ElephantBlog which lets us tie in our forums to your comment accounts (and will let us do some really cool Web 2.0 true community stuff in the near future). Like most 1.0 releases, you will more than likely encounter some bugs.  Today we're in the process of flea bathing the filthy puppy that is our new site and want to hear about any and all troubles you run into.  Please email me your bug reports or post the problem on our support forum and I will do my best to respond asap.

Ok, so what's new? Read on ... or jump in! CREATE A DESTRUCTOID ACCOUNT

This is your login to both the forums and your comments.  If you already have a forums account, you can use the same info and link your new comments account to it. You'll also remain logged in from now on so you don't have to identify yourself.  Most importantly you'll receive an email that activates your account. Basically, we just told all spammers to go screw themselves.

Edit by Lackner: Comments are now displayed by username instead of first name. Let the anonymous flaming begin. 

LOGIN AND EDIT YOUR PROFILE TO SET UP AN AVATAR 

Once you're logged in, you'll see a welcome message appear on the top right corner. This page will have your user options. For the moment, just load one up while we work out the bugs. Yup, it's a little rough. But that changes this weekend. Don't worry - we're going to rescue all of your old comments. I would not have upgraded if we were going to lose those. They'll be back!

Why the change? For one, we couldn't handle getting Dugg every other day on Wordpress.  It's not built for the kind of traffic we now pull. Destructoid reaches roughly 1.5 million unique visitors a month now and growing at ludicrous speed -- so the site was starting to slow down.  Elephant is built for high traffic -- you should already feel the speed difference. Secondly, there's all this ninja code we're hush hush about that's coming soon. But I can promise you this -- once we're done, things are going to get very interesting here... 

Anyway, it's been a crazy seven months (yeah, we're not even a year old yet -- can you believe that?).  I can't thank our readers enough, especially you regulars that  never miss a comment opportunity. Thanks to all of you for sticking with us on the ups and downs. Oh what's this, a PS3 / 2 Wii contest clue snuck in at the end of this paragraph? Sha, like a triangle. Very insightful, batches! Good luck!

Niero
Robot-In-Chief 






Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 


Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




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lawl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 04:37
lawl
woot.


None of the links up top work btw.
lawl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 04:41
lawl
nvrmind, Just posted it on the forums link.
kamakazikorean13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 04:54
kamakazikorean13
why must you be moving my cheese again! STOP SHIFTING MY PARADIME!
Darkedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 04:58
Darkedge
hmm cool
Zero_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 05:25
Zero_
I don't know. I don't like it as much as the old one (Probably because I had to register!) and that Destructoid is becoming a popular, and now legit Gaming Blog. I liked it when it was random bullshit with crappy page layout. :(
scrape's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 05:45
scrape
i'm commenting as my first name, wierd
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 05:50
JJ Rage
Yeah, it's commenting as my first name as well.
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 06:51
Fana7ic
Test
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 06:52
Fana7ic
Ok it worx but why does it display my first name and not my nickname?
some_dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 07:16
some_dude
Yes, first name posting is gay, the gayest as a matter of fact. I was trying to find a place to edit my account settings to change that, but I can't seem to be able to get to a account settings page...
Shenanigans's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 07:37
Shenanigans
My mommy always said my name was Christopher. Not Chris or any other nickname my friends came up with.
Ishaan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 07:55
Ishaan
Gah ... is there any way I can change the "I" to uppercase? And now my write-ups are using my full name instead of just "Ishaan". GAAAAAAAAAH!
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 08:07
Oni
I noticed that, too. With a little luck, they'll add a UserCP so we can change this.

I'd rather not post w/ my first name.
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 08:47
DeusPayne
Yeah, I definitely like the old format better. Not to mention the free advertisement to my own blog.

Also, did any posts get lost? I remember when I first saw this go live this morning at like 2am, there were posts in each that weren't in the other. Did the DB change too?
Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 10:50
Gregor
Finally! I've been waiting forever for this!

Now we wait for dtoid 2.0!

BFG!
tim's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 10:53
tim
It's nice to be logged in. I was wondering what was up with the /elephant last night and was going to post a comment to ask about it but I didn't have an account. Now it all comes clear.

There's something different about the font. Is it bigger than before? Different type family?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 11:09
Aaron Mxy Yost
The new site is b0rked in Opera.
Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 11:20
Gregor
Sweet, thanks for the fix Lackner, now only all the creepy people in ventrilo know my true identity...


Jessica!
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 11:41
Fronz
Sweet, keep up the good work Lackner
UncleRico's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 12:16
UncleRico
test
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 12:40
Niero
FEEL THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Ok all the serious problems should be worked out now, now we just have a few cosmetic problems to work out. Keep hitting me up if you find anything else. Can everyone move around to their comment account and forum account ok?
nexium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 12:51
nexium
sw33t potatoe pie
Bugsy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 13:10
Bugsy
I can't get to the forums off the main page. I have a sad face on.
squallsan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 13:43
squallsan
same as Bugsy...no go Cap'n
Xabora's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 14:02
Xabora
Test
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 14:06
Niero
Nobody can get to the forum? Here's the direct URL. Please describe in detail so I can work that out:

http://www.destructoid.com/forum/
Bugsy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 15:00
Bugsy
Looks to be all worked out now. Thanks Niero... or y'know, whoever.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 15:30
Namelessted
Its looking neat so far, elephant as come a long ways since 3 weeks ago. Still a couple of kinks to work up but keep up the work and this is gonna be running smooth in no top. Props to Niero
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 15:37
Namelessted
IE is actually loading dtoid better than firefox now. the tabs at the top of the page don't work with Firefox and they do with IE. aslo, the right side of the page has "phpbb_priv_msgs_count(): arg must be int user id" in firefox when the add banner loads in IE

and i still can't find this link about changing user profile settings.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 15:40
Namelessted
ok, i apologize for so many posts. The problems i just listed are not an error with the browser. If i am logged out the ad banner loads, and the tabs work. As soon as i log in on either browser the errors come up.

I also noticed that the digg and delicious links and stuff are missing at the bottom of the articles.
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 16:28
Chris Taran
Bah, It made my account name Chris instead of Chris Taran. Anyway it can be fixed? It's Chris Taran on the forums so, I just assumed it would handle the space like it does there. Guess not!
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2006 16:29
Chris Taran
Okay then, color me wrong. I only assumed it made my name "Chris" because right above it says:

"Enter your comment: (You are logged in as Chris; logout)"

So, nevermind aobut the above issue/complaint!
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