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A Weighted Companion Cube of your very own:

If you've played Portal, the Weighted Companion Cube is a memory that will make you flinch, weep, giggle, or a combination of all three.  Possibly while becoming aroused.  THAT scene in the game, and you know which one I'm talking about (if you know what I'm talking about), ranks as one of the most memorable in my gaming career.  And, in an odd, semi-hysterical way, one of the most moving. 

So what did I do, just after I finished the game?  I went and got a big piece of chocolate cake, of course.  But what did I do AFTER my eighth piece of cake?  I googled "weighted companion cube toy".  I followed some links, and ended up with this:

From: Gabe Newell
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2007 1:08 PM
To: 'Oz Mills'
Cc: Portal; Jason Holtman
Subject: RE: Portal - Feedback

Thanks, Oz, for the thoughtful and detailed feedback. I also would like a companion cube toy on the Valve store (hint hint Jason).

Gabe 

------------------

RE: Portal - Feedback
From: Jason Holtman

They've been in production for two months; they'll be here in time for holidays. Thanks for feedback, Oz.

My adorable droogies, another internet mystery explained: this is how fetish mashups start.  Once those Cubes start to ship, I can guarantee photos of a plushie-feeder orgy at Dtoid HQ. 

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ShadowXOR's Avatar
ShadowXOR at 10/17/2007 01:20
I'll be all over this.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 10/17/2007 01:22
That pic is awesome.
Suff0cat's Avatar
Suff0cat at 10/17/2007 01:29
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=430

A papercraft Companion Cube to go along with the papercraft Mr Destructoid.
Papapishu's Avatar
Papapishu at 10/17/2007 01:36
More companion cube fanart plz.
zaqu's Avatar
zaqu at 10/17/2007 01:38
ALL SEXY CUBEZ FOR CHRISTMAS
Yashoki's Avatar
Yashoki at 10/17/2007 01:38
D:
WastelandTraveler's Avatar
WastelandTraveler at 10/17/2007 01:41
omg YES!
Eliza Gauger's Avatar
Eliza Gauger at 10/17/2007 01:46
Note; I did not draw this cube. If someone knows who did, please tell me. I got it out of a prior Portal post on Dtoid.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 10/17/2007 01:48
Plushie Orgy! A Weighted Companion Cube would be cool.
ajaxender's Avatar
ajaxender at 10/17/2007 02:41
YES! I MUST HAVE ONE! FRICKIN AWESOME!
Papapishu's Avatar
Papapishu at 10/17/2007 02:43
Also, I'm suprised nobody has asked about Team Fortress 2 figurines.

Seriously.
corneliuscack's Avatar
corneliuscack at 10/17/2007 02:54
I incinerated by companion cube without regrets.



...but i miss it now. :(
glipe's Avatar
glipe at 10/17/2007 03:00
I want them to talk when you squeeze them and come in two different varieties: cold, hard metal and plushie gorgeousness!

In fact scratch that....

I want them to be able to talk but not to.

Also, cakes.
Mister Disco's Avatar
Mister Disco at 10/17/2007 03:13
Do want, etc.
SLiFE's Avatar
SLiFE at 10/17/2007 03:54
The depression, the weight gain, the pills...

No, I can't go through it again.
I've spent too much time crying over my lost Weighted Companion Cube.
ConsFEARacy's Avatar
ConsFEARacy at 10/17/2007 04:00
DO WANT!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!!!!!
UNDERSTAR's Avatar
UNDERSTAR at 10/17/2007 04:01
I like girls like fat boys like theyre cake.
RJG's Avatar
RJG at 10/17/2007 04:35
I know what I want for christmas now. Holy shit, time to write a letter to Santa!
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 10/17/2007 04:46
I'll get two, one for me and one for a friend who knows nothing about games.
Azereki's Avatar
Azereki at 10/17/2007 04:48
Too bad very few of my friends will even understand what a Weighted Companion Cube is or why I want one. :/
Azereki's Avatar
Azereki at 10/17/2007 05:02
Wow, I read that entire plushophile article. All I have to say is WTF?
nademagnet's Avatar
nademagnet at 10/17/2007 06:22
Where can I pre-order?
Jetsetlemming's Avatar
Jetsetlemming at 10/17/2007 06:54
Do want. :O A mini Emergency Intelligence Incinerator as well. :D
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hjd uk at 10/17/2007 08:21
Sold.
MrBungle78's Avatar
MrBungle78 at 10/17/2007 08:31
Cubes FTW!
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 10/17/2007 08:47
Wow that's awesome, I would really like one of those.
Hoygeit's Avatar
Hoygeit at 10/17/2007 08:58
This is fantastic!

(The news and the drawing)
Wedge's Avatar
Wedge at 10/17/2007 09:05
Weeeee can't wait to get one <3
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 10/17/2007 09:37
I'd rather have Old Man Murray come back from the dead. Some one make that happen!
mackisawesome's Avatar
mackisawesome at 10/17/2007 09:40
WIN WIN WIN
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 10/17/2007 10:03
Are you for cereal? Can I have a life size one plz???
Lethal Dosage's Avatar
Lethal Dosage at 10/17/2007 10:05
Mega win. I'll be ordering one at the first possible opportunity.
satarius's Avatar
satarius at 10/17/2007 10:09
Hi Santa?

I'd like a weighted companion cube, and Team Fortress 2 action figures for Christmas please.

Oh, and an Alyx Vance pin-up.
Aerox's Avatar
Aerox at 10/17/2007 10:11
I am definitely buying one of these
nademagnet's Avatar
nademagnet at 10/17/2007 10:32
Also, I want a few interactive Sentry turrets. I would like them to talk to people as they walk by my cube at work.
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 10/17/2007 10:35
That's awesome :) I must get one.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/17/2007 10:58
And my friend was just telling me last night that he wanted to buy a Weighted Companion Cube plush.
GENACON's Avatar
GENACON at 10/17/2007 12:12
Thats it!!!

I'm going to make one out of wood.

Oh yes, there will be cake.
Ace Crikey's Avatar
Ace Crikey at 10/17/2007 12:30
*puts on Christmas list.

Christmas now = cake, and a Weighted Companion Cube!
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 10/17/2007 12:36
i love you cube ;__;
Spartacus's Avatar
Spartacus at 10/17/2007 14:44
I will buy one. Then after that, buy a mountain of cubes, dress up in an orange jumpsuit, paint portals on my walls and sit in my room cackling like a maniac while eating cake.

And I will enjoy it.

On a non-neurotic side note, this would be a good pack-in with some sort of "game of the year" version or something.
Papapishu's Avatar
Papapishu at 10/17/2007 17:18
Also, I'm suprised nobody has asked about Team Fortress 2 figurines.

Seriously.
Nordstorm's Avatar
Nordstorm at 10/19/2007 02:56
Want one. NOW. Life-Size.
None of my friends have played portal, and won't
understand why I want this... But I don't care!
It's just me and my weighted companion cube... I love you cube...
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