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A Weighted Companion Cube of your very own: "in time for Christmas"

1:23 AM on 10.17.2007, Eliza Gauger 53 comments

A Weighted Companion Cube of your very own:
     Portal

If you've played Portal, the Weighted Companion Cube is a memory that will make you flinch, weep, giggle, or a combination of all three.  Possibly while becoming aroused.  THAT scene in the game, and you know which one I'm talking about (if you know what I'm talking about), ranks as one of the most memorable in my gaming career.  And, in an odd, semi-hysterical way, one of the most moving. 

So what did I do, just after I finished the game?  I went and got a big piece of chocolate cake, of course.  But what did I do AFTER my eighth piece of cake?  I googled "weighted companion cube toy".  I followed some links, and ended up with this:

From: Gabe Newell
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2007 1:08 PM
To: 'Oz Mills'
Cc: Portal; Jason Holtman
Subject: RE: Portal - Feedback

Thanks, Oz, for the thoughtful and detailed feedback. I also would like a companion cube toy on the Valve store (hint hint Jason).

Gabe 

------------------

RE: Portal - Feedback
From: Jason Holtman

They've been in production for two months; they'll be here in time for holidays. Thanks for feedback, Oz.

My adorable droogies, another internet mystery explained: this is how fetish mashups start.  Once those Cubes start to ship, I can guarantee photos of a plushie-feeder orgy at Dtoid HQ. 

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Suff0cat's Avatar
Suff0cat at 10/17/2007 01:29
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=430

A papercraft Companion Cube to go along with the papercraft Mr Destructoid.
Papapishu's Avatar
Papapishu at 10/17/2007 01:36
More companion cube fanart plz.
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zaqu at 10/17/2007 01:38
ALL SEXY CUBEZ FOR CHRISTMAS
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Yashoki at 10/17/2007 01:38
D:
dyslixec's Avatar
dyslixec at 10/17/2007 01:41
omg YES!
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Eliza Gauger at 10/17/2007 01:46
Note; I did not draw this cube. If someone knows who did, please tell me. I got it out of a prior Portal post on Dtoid.
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Fading Star at 10/17/2007 01:48
Plushie Orgy! A Weighted Companion Cube would be cool.
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ajaxender at 10/17/2007 02:41
YES! I MUST HAVE ONE! FRICKIN AWESOME!
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Papapishu at 10/17/2007 02:43
Also, I'm suprised nobody has asked about Team Fortress 2 figurines.

Seriously.
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corneliuscack at 10/17/2007 02:54
I incinerated by companion cube without regrets.



...but i miss it now. :(
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glipe at 10/17/2007 03:00
I want them to talk when you squeeze them and come in two different varieties: cold, hard metal and plushie gorgeousness!

In fact scratch that....

I want them to be able to talk but not to.

Also, cakes.
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Mister Disco at 10/17/2007 03:13
Do want, etc.
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SLiFE at 10/17/2007 03:54
The depression, the weight gain, the pills...

No, I can't go through it again.
I've spent too much time crying over my lost Weighted Companion Cube.
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ConsFEARacy at 10/17/2007 04:00
DO WANT!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!!!!!
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UNDERSTAR at 10/17/2007 04:01
I like girls like fat boys like theyre cake.
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RJG at 10/17/2007 04:35
I know what I want for christmas now. Holy shit, time to write a letter to Santa!
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 10/17/2007 04:46
I'll get two, one for me and one for a friend who knows nothing about games.
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Azereki at 10/17/2007 04:48
Too bad very few of my friends will even understand what a Weighted Companion Cube is or why I want one. :/
Azereki's Avatar
Azereki at 10/17/2007 05:02
Wow, I read that entire plushophile article. All I have to say is WTF?
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Teamjesus at 10/17/2007 05:10
I miss my Weighted Companion Cube, maybe this will kill the pain till portal 2.
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nademagnet at 10/17/2007 06:22
Where can I pre-order?
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Jetsetlemming at 10/17/2007 06:54
Do want. :O A mini Emergency Intelligence Incinerator as well. :D
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hjd uk at 10/17/2007 08:21
Sold.
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MrBungle78 at 10/17/2007 08:31
Cubes FTW!
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Holyetheline at 10/17/2007 08:47
Wow that's awesome, I would really like one of those.
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Hoygeit at 10/17/2007 08:58
This is fantastic!

(The news and the drawing)
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Wedge at 10/17/2007 09:05
Weeeee can't wait to get one <3
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Mxyzptlk at 10/17/2007 09:37
I'd rather have Old Man Murray come back from the dead. Some one make that happen!
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mackisawesome at 10/17/2007 09:40
WIN WIN WIN
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king3vbo at 10/17/2007 10:03
Are you for cereal? Can I have a life size one plz???
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Lethal Dosage at 10/17/2007 10:05
Mega win. I'll be ordering one at the first possible opportunity.
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satarius at 10/17/2007 10:09
Hi Santa?

I'd like a weighted companion cube, and Team Fortress 2 action figures for Christmas please.

Oh, and an Alyx Vance pin-up.
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Aerox at 10/17/2007 10:11
I am definitely buying one of these
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nademagnet at 10/17/2007 10:32
Also, I want a few interactive Sentry turrets. I would like them to talk to people as they walk by my cube at work.
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NihonTiger90 at 10/17/2007 10:35
That's awesome :) I must get one.
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Necros at 10/17/2007 10:58
And my friend was just telling me last night that he wanted to buy a Weighted Companion Cube plush.
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GENACON at 10/17/2007 12:12
Thats it!!!

I'm going to make one out of wood.

Oh yes, there will be cake.
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Ace Crikey at 10/17/2007 12:30
*puts on Christmas list.

Christmas now = cake, and a Weighted Companion Cube!
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atheistium at 10/17/2007 12:36
i love you cube ;__;
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Spartacus at 10/17/2007 14:44
I will buy one. Then after that, buy a mountain of cubes, dress up in an orange jumpsuit, paint portals on my walls and sit in my room cackling like a maniac while eating cake.

And I will enjoy it.

On a non-neurotic side note, this would be a good pack-in with some sort of "game of the year" version or something.
Papapishu's Avatar
Papapishu at 10/17/2007 17:18
Also, I'm suprised nobody has asked about Team Fortress 2 figurines.

Seriously.
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Nordstorm at 10/19/2007 02:56
Want one. NOW. Life-Size.
None of my friends have played portal, and won't
understand why I want this... But I don't care!
It's just me and my weighted companion cube... I love you cube...
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