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A Weighted Companion Cube of your very own:

If you've played Portal, the Weighted Companion Cube is a memory that will make you flinch, weep, giggle, or a combination of all three.  Possibly while becoming aroused.  THAT scene in the game, and you know which one I'm talking about (if you know what I'm talking about), ranks as one of the most memorable in my gaming career.  And, in an odd, semi-hysterical way, one of the most moving. 

So what did I do, just after I finished the game?  I went and got a big piece of chocolate cake, of course.  But what did I do AFTER my eighth piece of cake?  I googled "weighted companion cube toy".  I followed some links, and ended up with this:

From: Gabe Newell
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2007 1:08 PM
To: 'Oz Mills'
Cc: Portal; Jason Holtman
Subject: RE: Portal - Feedback

Thanks, Oz, for the thoughtful and detailed feedback. I also would like a companion cube toy on the Valve store (hint hint Jason).

Gabe 

------------------

RE: Portal - Feedback
From: Jason Holtman

They've been in production for two months; they'll be here in time for holidays. Thanks for feedback, Oz.

My adorable droogies, another internet mystery explained: this is how fetish mashups start.  Once those Cubes start to ship, I can guarantee photos of a plushie-feeder orgy at Dtoid HQ. 

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ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 01:20
ShadowXOR
I'll be all over this.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 01:22
Topher Cantler
That pic is awesome.
Suff0cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 01:29
Suff0cat
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=430

A papercraft Companion Cube to go along with the papercraft Mr Destructoid.
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 01:36
Papapishu
More companion cube fanart plz.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 01:38
zaqu
ALL SEXY CUBEZ FOR CHRISTMAS
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 01:38
Yashoki
D:
Eliza Gauger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 01:46
Eliza Gauger
Note; I did not draw this cube. If someone knows who did, please tell me. I got it out of a prior Portal post on Dtoid.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 01:48
Fading Star
Plushie Orgy! A Weighted Companion Cube would be cool.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 02:41
ajaxender
YES! I MUST HAVE ONE! FRICKIN AWESOME!
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 02:43
Papapishu
Also, I'm suprised nobody has asked about Team Fortress 2 figurines.

Seriously.
corneliuscack's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 02:54
corneliuscack
I incinerated by companion cube without regrets.



...but i miss it now. :(
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 03:00
glipe
I want them to talk when you squeeze them and come in two different varieties: cold, hard metal and plushie gorgeousness!

In fact scratch that....

I want them to be able to talk but not to.

Also, cakes.
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 03:13
Mister Disco
Do want, etc.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 03:54
SLiFE
The depression, the weight gain, the pills...

No, I can't go through it again.
I've spent too much time crying over my lost Weighted Companion Cube.
ConsFEARacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 04:00
ConsFEARacy
DO WANT!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!!!!!
UNDERSTAR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 04:01
UNDERSTAR
I like girls like fat boys like theyre cake.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 04:35
RJG
I know what I want for christmas now. Holy shit, time to write a letter to Santa!
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 04:46
Knives
I'll get two, one for me and one for a friend who knows nothing about games.
Azereki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 04:48
Azereki
Too bad very few of my friends will even understand what a Weighted Companion Cube is or why I want one. :/
Azereki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 05:02
Azereki
Wow, I read that entire plushophile article. All I have to say is WTF?
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 06:22
nademagnet
Where can I pre-order?
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 06:54
Jetsetlemming
Do want. :O A mini Emergency Intelligence Incinerator as well. :D
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 08:21
hjd uk
Sold.
MrBungle78's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 08:31
MrBungle78
Cubes FTW!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 08:47
Holyetheline
Wow that's awesome, I would really like one of those.
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 08:58
Hoygeit
This is fantastic!

(The news and the drawing)
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 09:05
Wedge
Weeeee can't wait to get one <3
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 09:37
Mxyzptlk
I'd rather have Old Man Murray come back from the dead. Some one make that happen!
mackisawesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 09:40
mackisawesome
WIN WIN WIN
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:03
king3vbo
Are you for cereal? Can I have a life size one plz???
Lethal Dosage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:05
Lethal Dosage
Mega win. I'll be ordering one at the first possible opportunity.
satarius's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:09
satarius
Hi Santa?

I'd like a weighted companion cube, and Team Fortress 2 action figures for Christmas please.

Oh, and an Alyx Vance pin-up.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:11
Aerox
I am definitely buying one of these
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:32
nademagnet
Also, I want a few interactive Sentry turrets. I would like them to talk to people as they walk by my cube at work.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:35
NihonTiger90
That's awesome :) I must get one.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:58
Necros
And my friend was just telling me last night that he wanted to buy a Weighted Companion Cube plush.
GENACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 12:12
GENACON
Thats it!!!

I'm going to make one out of wood.

Oh yes, there will be cake.
Ace Crikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 12:30
Ace Crikey
*puts on Christmas list.

Christmas now = cake, and a Weighted Companion Cube!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 12:36
atheistium
i love you cube ;__;
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 14:44
Spartacus
I will buy one. Then after that, buy a mountain of cubes, dress up in an orange jumpsuit, paint portals on my walls and sit in my room cackling like a maniac while eating cake.

And I will enjoy it.

On a non-neurotic side note, this would be a good pack-in with some sort of "game of the year" version or something.
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 17:18
Papapishu
Also, I'm suprised nobody has asked about Team Fortress 2 figurines.

Seriously.
Nordstorm's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 02:56
Nordstorm
Want one. NOW. Life-Size.
None of my friends have played portal, and won't
understand why I want this... But I don't care!
It's just me and my weighted companion cube... I love you cube...
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