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[Editor's note: Did I just promote Atlas? Ironically enough, BioShock's twist was ruined to me because of Atlas. Thanks, dick. -- CTZ]

There is more than one way to destroy. You can obliterate, crush, and maul in a game, but there is only one true way to destroy a game itself. Spoilers.

Yes, spoilers. This can destroy in such a potent way that is not comparable to others. Games can come crashing down from the highest peaks of joy and bliss with just a few words. No other destruction comes close.

People who spoil games are dicks. It is so much worse than spoiling a movie. Imagine spending days upon days of your life devoted to one single game only for someone to ruin it moments before you see what you have been working so hard to earn. Spoilers are the bane of any story-driven media, whether it be books, movies, or videogames.


Who is Atlas?

BioShock is a game driven by it's amazing twists and turns, and while it definitely cools down by the finale, a certain twist in particular is so amazing that it immediately earns the entire game a playthrough by gamers of any creed. To ruin this twist is to ruin the entirety of the game. This twist is not the question above, but it is amazing none-the-less and inspired me in ways a book or movie never could. I even attempted to read the book "Atlas Shrugged", a thousand page drudge of unrealistic ideals that were greatly borrowed by the game. Hell, I am Atlas solely because the game had a level of awesomeness that I had never seen before. The story made the game, and spoilers break it.

The revelations in the Star War films are enough to give a wanna-be Jedi a wet dream. Once this spoiler hit the fan, there was no going back. Few spoilers are more prevalent in our society. I have to admit, I came to the whole Star Wars scene a decade too late. It wasn't my fault, but by the time I saw the movies, I knew the spoilers and a part of me wanted to scream. For anyone who actually cared about Star Wars to know about the major twists and turns before they had watched the films is devastating. The wind was blown out of this one before I even had a chance to enjoy it.

Spoilers ruined pivotal scenes -- I knew what was going to happen. For me, the movie lacked the impact it gave to so many others, surprised at the sudden turn of events. Spoilers permeate every facet of our media, nothing is safe.

Darth Vader. Luke Skywalker. Worst spoiler ever imagined for young Jedi.

Once you know the spoiler, it will stay with you forever. You will never forget it, and even if you think you do, then wait till you fire up an old game for the second time. It will come back to you. You will remember everything. Everything. As fun as the core gameplay is, you will never be able to finish that game for the first time again. The first time you experience a fantastic game the memory will stay with you forever, and it can never be lived through again. The tension, the suspense, driving you forward to play the game for just one more minute -- all gone once everything has been revealed.

BioShock was an amazing game in it's own right, but who has beaten it twice? All the wonder, the awe, and the sheer joy of the well-paced plot being revealed to you piece by piece will be but a distant memory the second time through a game. Spoilers tear out the beating heart of a game and once it is gone it will never come back. Ever.

To destroy a game, to truly annihilate the best it can offer, is to reveal prematurely its heart and soul. Spoilers are the bane of many games existence and so I ask you; I beg you, would you kindly keep our games free of spoilers, for our sakes, and for yours.


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MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 12/08/2008 18:02
bandwidth exceeded = worst spoiler ever
Atlas's Avatar
Atlas at 12/08/2008 18:03
yeah yeah I fixed it mighty quick...
ShadokatRegn's Avatar
ShadokatRegn at 12/08/2008 18:04
Good point!
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 12/08/2008 18:04
yeah, now I look crazy

banana goat bubble gum shoes!
garison's Avatar
garison at 12/08/2008 18:15
I hate the really long Monthly Musings, but yours is good. Short and sweet.

Just like my love life...
Atlas's Avatar
Atlas at 12/08/2008 18:17
I don't need a wall of text to make my point. I don't like to draw things out longer than they need to be, but I think this blog is of sufficient length to successfully plead my case.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 12/08/2008 18:35
Atlas Is Fontaine

It had to be done
Rygiz's Avatar
Rygiz at 12/08/2008 18:56
I find it fitting that you mention Bioshock. That game has been ruined for me, and I will never play or finish it. I just can't do it, sure there is game play, but my friends/the internet have ruined every potentially exciting thing about that game for me, the story. This is easily th e biggest example of a spoiler ruining my fun.

-Side note: I've had atlas shrugged sitting on my computer for a year now...I'll read it someday...
Atlas's Avatar
Atlas at 12/08/2008 18:59
@ RYGIZ

Never read the book. It ruined me. I have rarely completed a book since. It just broke something inside of me. Nowadays I read plot summaries on Wikipedia for books and movies, can't stand watching or reading the entire thing unless it is really good.
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Benefactor at 12/08/2008 19:08
I really liked this. There have been times when I've so wanted to spoil something for myself and then realized that I was trying to ruin the game I was going to play. I have had conflict of interests with myself, but I find it terrible for someone else to ruin it for you.
Atlas's Avatar
Atlas at 12/08/2008 19:15
@ Benefactor

It is so hard to stop yourself from ruining a good game, huh? Especially if said game is long. I ended up spoiling FFX for myself because I couldn't stand not knowing and the game itself was a chore. Luckily I have been able to restrain myself in most cases.
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ZServ at 12/08/2008 19:16
lol
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Holyetheline at 12/08/2008 19:24
Very excellent blog.

Videogames rarely get ruined for me because I'm so careful around the internets and friends when playing a game I'm heavily into... but several movies have been spoiled for me and it pisses me off.
RAB's Avatar
RAB at 12/08/2008 19:34
and that, boys and girls is why the devil gave man the innernet
Rygiz's Avatar
Rygiz at 12/08/2008 19:35
@Atlas

My friend has been nagging me to read the book, so much so, that she is planning on burning and sending me the book on tape to me in the mail!

Also, I should have mentioned, that myself not being able to afford my own games I mooch off friends. Of course, in that situation, they're usally in the same room as you, either being "Go here, do that" or, their body language (maybe I should invest in blinders) tells you something is up, potentially runining the suprise.

Good article by the way.
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 12/08/2008 20:36
*applause*
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CRKFIEND at 12/24/2008 15:21
I don't know why this article got promoted. Who played through BioShock twice? Most of the people who bought it, that's who. I personally played through it three times. Once for the good ending. Once for the bad ending. Lastly, once with my best friend entirely in a drunken rage.

BioShock almost requires you to play it through twice. After the amazing twist to the story, you have to go back and pick up on all of the subtle hints given to you throughout the game.

A time to destroy? A time to destroy an awful promoted article...

All media has a spoiler, it's called the ending.
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b4con at 12/24/2008 15:21
Those X-play assholes ruined persona 3 for me. I watched their spoiler review after I had the game but before I started to play it (and no that isn't a very sensible thing to do in the first place). I eventually stopped playing after becoming bored though, but I know part of the ending already anyways.
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b4con at 12/24/2008 15:23
Also I see the word Bioshock in this article a lot, so I'm not going to read it since I've not yet played that one.
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 12/24/2008 15:31
Ironic that you wrote this Atlas.
Pushtrak's Avatar
Pushtrak at 12/24/2008 15:35
"BioShock was an amazing game in it's own right, but who has beaten it twice?"

I had wondered who hadn't.

I actually have beaten it three times. Once to save all the little sisters, one harvesting, and once on hard.
Charlietime's Avatar
Charlietime at 12/24/2008 15:55
aerith does what?
atlas is who?
jesus comes back?

In dead seriousness my ex-sister-in-law ruined ff9for me
ace of knaves's Avatar
ace of knaves at 12/24/2008 16:05
@CRKFIEND
Bioshock had a good ending?

And great article Atlas. In my speech class we had to talk about a pet peeve of ours, and I chose spoilers, because you're right about everything...the cake is a lie.
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Tubatic at 12/24/2008 16:05
Brilliant!
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howmanywhales at 12/24/2008 16:21
dude, i'm all for not spoiling things... but... you're just asking for it. Saying things like "spoiling a game is SO MUCH WORSE THAN SPOILING A MOVIE" makes me want to spoil a game for you.

People who spoil things enjoy most the insane, fanatical, nerdy reactions of their victims!
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darkwhitehair at 12/24/2008 16:34
It was the greatest moment of my life... the book had only been released for 24 hours... I finished it at late midnight... woke up next morning... went to my school... got to the middle of the room...

screamed... SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!! HE IS THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!!!

EPIC WIN!!!

it was harder to spoil the ending for Deathly Hallows... I still tried... meh...
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Cataract at 12/24/2008 16:50
Speaking of spoilers, this reminds me.

Fuck you, Reaprar.
Usedtabe's Avatar
Usedtabe at 12/24/2008 17:14
Seven Pounds is really just a movie about a man with AIDS who picks seven people he wants to share it with before it gets him. / spoiler

lol
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flatluigi at 12/24/2008 17:21
Would you kindly tell me why people feel they need to spoil games for others? The (what I assume is) biggest spoiler in Bioshock was revealed to me shortly after it was released. I've forgotten most of it (in time for me to pick it up myself this Christmas) but the major one is still with me. :(
ace of knaves's Avatar
ace of knaves at 12/24/2008 18:48
@darkwhitehair
That's fucking hilarious, but I would have killed you. Like Jim said, Harry Potter made it fun to spoil things.
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Druid 01 at 12/24/2008 20:12
i think its worst noting that spoilers don't ruin games for everyone some people enjoy it and still play the game. though they are the minority. i'm not one.
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enfaw at 12/24/2008 21:12
A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Atlas is Fontaine.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 12/24/2008 21:29
That's one reason the Internet sucks. People are dicks and will spoil stuff just to be extra dicks.
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Pleated Zombus at 12/24/2008 22:13
Aeris dies.
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mo0man at 12/24/2008 23:09
Atlas is Fontaine is not the major spoiler in Bioshock. The other fucking one was. The huuge awesome one, about the daddies. Anyway, who DOESN'T expect the major-helper-guy/organisation you work for to betray you in games anymore? Isn't that like the one singular twist the games industry works around?
Yes, I stole this from podtoid, STFU
Rabite's Avatar
Rabite at 12/24/2008 23:31
"Never read the book. It ruined me. I have rarely completed a book since. It just broke something inside of me. Nowadays I read plot summaries on Wikipedia for books and movies, can't stand watching or reading the entire thing unless it is really good."

That reflects my results perfectly. It's taken forever for me to get back to being able to watch a movie without Wikipedia usage.
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Gen Eric Gui at 12/25/2008 00:36
Some twat spoiled a part of the ending of Persona 4 for me. I now feel slightly sick to my stomach when I play. The game is AMAZING, but I KNOW THE ENDING AND IT KILLS ME.

I fucking hate spoilers.
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Atlas at 12/25/2008 03:48
[b]WOW! Merry Christmas Hamza, don't ask why I am up at 2AM on Christmas Day -- but this is amazing! I seriously thought you had it out for me and would never promote my work.

Thanks meng.
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Takeshi at 12/25/2008 08:55
Don't push it Atlas. Hamza, don't spoil the kid.

:D
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The Amazing Shenazin at 12/31/2008 23:36
people who spoil shit may very well be the thing I hate most about the internet

I had Half Life 2 Episode 2 spoiled for me by some douchebags once
Atlas's Avatar
Atlas at 02/03/2009 23:38
I am going to post in here once in a while. I do not need a reason.
Atlas's Avatar
Atlas at 03/09/2009 18:03
I am just this amazing.
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Atlas at 10/25/2009 20:52
hai guyz
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