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Soul Calibur IV

Now, I wouldn't normally post a video comparing one console's version of a game to another. That kind of stuff is really only good for fanning the flames of fanboy rage. More importantly, though, I just don't give a damn about it.

This video is the exception to the rule because its subject matter is so significant, its content so massive that it cannot be ignored.  Gamesradar has posted a video which compares the boob physics of several Soul Calibur IV women. Bear witness to the improbably jiggliness of Angol Fear, Shura, Taki, Setsuka, Sophitia, and Ivy as they're given the side-by-side treatment.

The video is posted after the break. Judge for yourself which console manages the most realistic bounce to the assorted sets of snack trays. As for who I think wins? We all do, my friends. We all do.

 

 

[Via GamesRadar -- Thanks, Joe!]








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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 09:55
Y0j1mb0
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dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 09:58
dephect
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PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 09:59
PappaDukes
This post has merit!

oh, right

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Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:00
Vitamin Awesome
It's a very close call, I think I'm going to have to do some thorough analyzing of this video. ...Alone.
twincannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:00
twincannon
I like how Ivy's at the end just kind of like, struggle for dominance.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:01
Vitamin Awesome
Wait, I mean.

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Mabans's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:01
Mabans
Isn't the average age of a video gamer now about 30? If you are still excited over pixelated boobies please leave your address here so cops can smother you with a pillow. Slow news day fellas?
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:02
RICHARD BLOCKER
1.) X-box
2.) x-box
3.) PS3
4.) Ps3
5.) Draw

oh and,

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Foe's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:05
Foe
They both are so close... I WIN
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:05
RonBurgandy2010
#3 Spooner St.
Qohog, RI US
awkwardmongoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:06
awkwardmongoose
Games Radar is terrible. It's bad when THIS video has got to be one of the best they've ever posted. They try SO much to be "Hardcore".
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:07
urbanyeti
Your right video, I COULDN'T find a true winner. Better watch it again.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:07
RonBurgandy2010
@ awkwardmongoose
You obviously haven't seen their sexy fan art section.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:18
Dead Movie Star
I am sorry but that is disgusting. They're like water balloons waiting to burst, not the tatas I've come to know and love.
COVER UP YOU SLUTS!
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:20
thunderleg
If my balls bounced around like that in a fight, I'd become a baker.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:20
Endstiem
Games Radar is shockingly unfunny... however, my favourite thing to read on games sites are features, and they update very often. Now and then they strike gold.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:20
Bob Muir
Jeez, way to be a [360/PS3/3D0] fanboy, Conrad.
Sassafrass's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:28
Sassafrass
This is a serious topic, you guys.

From my thorough analysis, I have determined the following:

1) The 360 mammary gland physics are jigglier.

2) The PS3 mammary gland physics are more realistic.

Now, the real question is: which was the goal? Discuss.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:32
MechaMonkey
Those suckers probably sag horribly outside the costumes.
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:55
TurboSpaz
"Like...bags of sand"
TC101's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:00
TC101
moronic, but boobies make me smile
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:01
adultswim810
GUIZ ONLY THE CELL PROCESSOR CAN HANDLE THAT JIGGLLEE!!!!11eleven
kagai's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:01
kagai
Boobies...
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:02
nademagnet
This is great... I think we now need to find women with measurements close to the character in the game and have them act out the moves demonstrated here so that we can compare the physics even further.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:07
bhive01
I agree with nademagnet. We need real world examples.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:08
Aurain
Research performed on women with equal sized funzones would be the only way to conclude which of the two consoles has the best funzone physics.
Crumpet Lips's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:09
Crumpet Lips
Fuck sake.... go work for Team Ninja you hentai loving bastards
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:10
godkow
nademagnet:

I like the way you think.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:11
Yashoki
Awesome video. Actually shows more than just "omg boobs" Like how the PS3 seems to handle boobs in a more...................
Calla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:14
Calla
I think my Wii was the winner
evermourn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:17
evermourn
i, i cant quite tell... im gonna have to watch it again- theyre like water balloon breast implants
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:24
aaronf
PS3 wins because the boob physics are offloaded to the 6 SPUs, therefore resulting in more realistic jigglage.
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:24
DGX Goggles
As for who I think wins? We all do, my friends. We all do.

True words have never been spoken. I require additional game comparison videos now!
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:30
DGX Goggles
EDIT: Truer (inner grammar nazi won't relent).
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:40
DaedHead8
Nademagnet has the right idea. Moar research is necessary.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:51
Anus Mcphanus
You would have thought that they'd be the same... better watch it again I guess... just a shame they don't have a HD vid...

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xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:53
xe-cute
Urgggh, Saggy titties :*(
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 11:56
MEE
@nademagnet: i wonder if Colette is available...
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 12:07
AlucardX24
...Oh my...
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 12:12
moominsean
any guy who complains about pixelated boob physics would probably rather see pixelated ball physics.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 12:15
Corak
Mmmm jumblies.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 12:36
king3vbo
Now this is a comparison video I can get behind
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 12:52
Remo
hmmm a difficult decision indeed.
Red Monkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 12:58
Red Monkey
what the hell?
Miguelcar808's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 13:18
Miguelcar808
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TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 13:30
TheDreadHawk
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