Sorry to be a grammar nazi, but I think you meant "Have you no heart?" Know implies just that. Knowing something. I can understand "their vs there" but this...this has to be reprimanded! Simply unforgivable! Unforgivable I say!
Oh, and FEZ is sex.
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Thanks for this, Polytron. Will the painfully long wait for Fez be worth it? That's the question at this point. If we keep getting more of these "long screenshots," perhaps it'll be more manageable. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I'll say it again: Fez was my favorite game of Pax Prime. Sitting down and playing it with those headphones on almost brought me to tears. @Rockonrapoff
Sorry to be a grammar nazi, but I think you meant "Have you no heart?" Know implies just that. Knowing something. I can understand "their vs there" but this...this has to be reprimanded! Simply unforgivable! Unforgivable I say! Oh, and FEZ is sex. Oh man , cant wait to kick back and chill out with Fez. Probably my most anticipated game of the year, letīs just hope that it is as pleasing to play as it is to watch! @Scissors, those are the two things that caught my eye as well, along with EVERYTHING ELSE THATS AWESOME. but the frog was licking a pole by the end and the cat was doing flips trying to catch a butterfly. who called this a long screenshot? 10:30 PM on 05.23.2013 Japanese indie shmup trilogy Tale of Alltynex gets fundedNyu Media has successfully concluded its Kickstarter campaign to localize a trilogy of Japanese indie shoot-'em ups, The Tale of Alltynex, the doujinsoft publisher has announced. Inspired by Taito's RayStorm series, The...
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| 5:00 AM on 05.09.2013 Disasterpeace releases second Fez remix album |

Disasterpeace just released a second remix album for Fez. FZ: Side Z contains nearly twice as many remixes as FZ: Side F had, and it can all be yours for $5, or more if you're feeling kind. Like the two other soundtracks for ...more
| 12:00 PM on 04.19.2013 Pre-order Fez and save a whole buck |

Polytron is bringing Gomez and his digital adventures to PC in the near future, and it's offering some savings for people that are willing to plunk down the cash a bit early. Beginning on April 22, Fez will be available ...more
| 6:30 PM on 04.16.2013 Remixed Fez soundtrack available for pre-order |

With the PC release of Fez just a few weeks away, it seems like the perfect time to listen to more wonderful music from Disasterpeace. He's releasing a new album composed of remixes from his Fez soundtrack which has been one ...more
| 2:45 PM on 04.15.2013 Fez sold 200,000 copies in its first year on XBLA |

Since we talked sales for Polytron's head-scratching puzzle-platformer Fez, the game had cleared 100,000 units sold on Xbox Live Arcade. That was back at the very end of May last year. Much more recently, designer Phil Fish h...more
| 4:15 PM on 03.18.2013 Fez creator in talks with Sony about a Vita version |

Fez creator Phil Fish went on Reddit today to do an "Ask Me Anything" and revealed a few more interesting bits about Fez. Namely, he's in talks with Sony and is "trying to figure something out" in regards to making a PlayStat...more
| 12:00 PM on 03.18.2013 Fez finds home on Steam this May |

Now that the timed exclusivity is up for Fez, the game can finally make its way to Steam. A landing page went up today with the news that Polytron's puzzle-platformer will be arriving on May 1, 2013. No price point was given,...more
| 1:00 PM on 12.31.2012 Fez will be ported to other platforms, says Polytron |

Were you starting to get worried that Fez wouldn't appear on platforms other than Xbox Live Arcade? Despite knowing that Polytron is a small operation, I was. In a reflective post by Phil Fish which teases what might be next ...more
| 7:55 PM on 07.18.2012 Fez patch won't be fixed because it costs too much |

Polytron has announced that they won't be fixing the first Fez patch, and instead are re-releasing it as is despite the save file issue associated with it. The reason? Phil Fish states on the Polytron blog that it would cost ...more
| 11:15 AM on 06.22.2012 You might want to refrain from playing Fez for a while |

Although there were a number of crashes and infinite death loops in the original Fez, most of them could be fixed by restarting the game, which would put you back in the same area upon startup. Of course, these glitches need ...more
| 6:30 PM on 05.31.2012 So many cubes: Fez sells 100,000 copies |

As announced by developer Polytron, Fez has surpassed 100,000 sales on Xbox Live Arcade. A respectable figure, in my opinion, but let's just say I hope this is only the beginning. Despite the high expectations some of us buil...more
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