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A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose


7:00 AM on 11.25.2009
A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo



[As posted on Japanator]

And by "real girlfriend" I mean Real Kanojo, an upcoming title  from Illusion Soft, better known to most English-speakers as "The RapeLay guys."

It seems they've held off from causing immediate controversy and settled for trying - and failing - to claw their way out of the Uncanny Valley, this time with this freakish CGI woman.

I must say though that at least from the specs, Real Kanojo is an impressive technical achievement. The game supports full 3D graphics (the funky-glasses kind), Windows 7, multicore processing, widescreen monitors, and full-on motion-sensing technology. And I don't mean that Love Death 4 weak sauce, either. Webcams track the player's face and movements. The girl's animations are fully motion-captured as well.

And as above, you can poke her in the nose. Also squeeze her cheeks, and - this being a game from Illusion Soft - all sorts of NSFW deeds. Move over, Project Natal, this is PC gaming at its...err...best?

Is this the ultimate evolution of Illusion's other woman-simulators, such as Sexy Beach and Artificial Girl? Or is it just the slutty version of Love Plus? I'm not sure. I mean, she looks kinda-sorta similar to a real 3-D disgusting pig.That hurts her cosplay options! Check below for a gallery, and a decidedly inappropriate (and obviously work-unsafe) gameplay video courtesy of Kotaku.

A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo
A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo
A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo
A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo
A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo
A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo
A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo
A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo
A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose photo





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