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Forget the scary crying baby and exploding Rubik’s cube, this should have been the PS3’s marketing campaign from the start. Maybe things would have turned out better.

Comparing girlfriends with technology is always fun (and surprisingly effective). Just the other day I bought an iPod because I realized that, it’s true, girlfriends can’t play the soundtrack to Dreamgirls for me while I’m working out. See? Sony would only benefit from such smart thinking.

What are some other things that the PS3 does that your girlfriend can’t? Here’s a suggestion to get the ball rolling: the PS3 can eject things out of its slot when touched -- your girlfriend (hopefully) cannot.


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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21

Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 20:54
Gameboi
I don't know, man. Rumor has it some girls can do that too....
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 20:59
bleep
my girlfriend doesn't have much memory???
then how can she remember each fuckup that I've made for the
past 3 years? Also you can't have sex with a PS3 (folding at home
doesn't count)!! I think thats what everyones thinking...
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 21:01
Chad Concelmo
Well, technically you can have sex with a PS3, but ...
ozkr's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 21:23
ozkr
Girlfriend= Boobs

PS3 loses.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 21:51
grrza
damn, bleep and ozkr both beat me too it.

And DOA boobs don't count either. Not by a long shot.
Danger Shark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 21:59
Danger Shark
It usually takes quite a bit of effort to get your girlfriend up for a little suck, where as the PS3 sucks with just the press of a button.
Agent Nixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 22:04
Agent Nixon
cell processor implants: win/win
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 22:15
zaqu
my wallet agrees with this video
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 23:23
zaqu
if i dl porn my ps3 wont delete it
bbysknnr6's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2007 00:01
bbysknnr6
OMG, first time the words "maybe I do want a ps3" have came out of my mouth. That's exactly all the problems I had with my last GF. They also need to add, PS3 will fold whenever you want and then have a picture of your girlfriend refusing to do your laundry.
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2007 00:13
ian_esq
Ps3's don't have a glory hole.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2007 00:55
Necros
And yet, I'd still rather have a girlfriend than a PS3.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2007 02:35
Trowble
Bleep, so true brother... so true. They forget the good things and always remember the bad. The PS3 still lacks boobs.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2007 03:21
Burnt Meatloaf
I hear girlfriends are more fun during a power failure.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2007 05:45
wardrox
Im taking it that ad was thought up by a single guy. As much as I want to hang out and be cool with gamers, I'd prefer a nice pair to settle down with for the evening.
HertzaHaeon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2007 06:06
HertzaHaeon
Yay sexism.
Your Mom's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2007 07:40
Your Mom
I can get laid...
The dude who made this video can't.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2007 12:04
Crunshii
sure he can. just need to be creative, for boys&girls


but it can also backfire...

Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2007 03:34
Trowble
@Bleep

I stand corrected.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2007 11:03
itemforty
This iPod/vibrator pack really concerns me. I'm going to go lie down now.
bigbro2004's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2007 20:24
bigbro2004
For my friend: A PS3 wont turn lesbian on you, it is already bi, haha.

My Turn: I just sinned against God and thought, “a PS3 might actually be better than my g/f.” Yes, I think in abbreviations, like g/f, lol and brb, haha. Best ad campaign idea ever though Chad. If they would have had that as a commercial, I would of considered it, at least for a split second. Ofcourse once I heard a couple game developers bashing the system... no chance in hell.

Danger Shark - best comment on the board.
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