Comparing girlfriends with technology is always fun (and surprisingly effective). Just the other day I bought an iPod because I realized that, it’s true, girlfriends can’t play the soundtrack to Dreamgirls for me while I’m working out. See? Sony would only benefit from such smart thinking.
What are some other things that the PS3 does that your girlfriend can’t? Here’s a suggestion to get the ball rolling: the PS3 can eject things out of its slot when touched -- your girlfriend (hopefully) cannot.
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my girlfriend doesn't have much memory???
then how can she remember each fuckup that I've made for the
past 3 years? Also you can't have sex with a PS3 (folding at home
doesn't count)!! I think thats what everyones thinking...
OMG, first time the words "maybe I do want a ps3" have came out of my mouth. That's exactly all the problems I had with my last GF. They also need to add, PS3 will fold whenever you want and then have a picture of your girlfriend refusing to do your laundry.
Im taking it that ad was thought up by a single guy. As much as I want to hang out and be cool with gamers, I'd prefer a nice pair to settle down with for the evening.
For my friend: A PS3 wont turn lesbian on you, it is already bi, haha.
My Turn: I just sinned against God and thought, “a PS3 might actually be better than my g/f.” Yes, I think in abbreviations, like g/f, lol and brb, haha. Best ad campaign idea ever though Chad. If they would have had that as a commercial, I would of considered it, at least for a split second. Ofcourse once I heard a couple game developers bashing the system... no chance in hell.
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8:57 PM on 04.06.2007
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then how can she remember each fuckup that I've made for the
past 3 years? Also you can't have sex with a PS3 (folding at home
doesn't count)!! I think thats what everyones thinking...
PS3 loses.
And DOA boobs don't count either. Not by a long shot.
The dude who made this video can't.
but it can also backfire...
I stand corrected.
My Turn: I just sinned against God and thought, “a PS3 might actually be better than my g/f.” Yes, I think in abbreviations, like g/f, lol and brb, haha. Best ad campaign idea ever though Chad. If they would have had that as a commercial, I would of considered it, at least for a split second. Ofcourse once I heard a couple game developers bashing the system... no chance in hell.
Danger Shark - best comment on the board.