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Forget the scary crying baby and exploding Rubik’s cube, this should have been the PS3’s marketing campaign from the start. Maybe things would have turned out better.

Comparing girlfriends with technology is always fun (and surprisingly effective). Just the other day I bought an iPod because I realized that, it’s true, girlfriends can’t play the soundtrack to Dreamgirls for me while I’m working out. See? Sony would only benefit from such smart thinking.

What are some other things that the PS3 does that your girlfriend can’t? Here’s a suggestion to get the ball rolling: the PS3 can eject things out of its slot when touched -- your girlfriend (hopefully) cannot.


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Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 04/06/2007 20:54
I don't know, man. Rumor has it some girls can do that too....
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 04/06/2007 20:59
my girlfriend doesn't have much memory???
then how can she remember each fuckup that I've made for the
past 3 years? Also you can't have sex with a PS3 (folding at home
doesn't count)!! I think thats what everyones thinking...
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 04/06/2007 21:01
Well, technically you can have sex with a PS3, but ...
ozkr's Avatar
ozkr at 04/06/2007 21:23
Girlfriend= Boobs

PS3 loses.
grrza's Avatar
grrza at 04/06/2007 21:51
damn, bleep and ozkr both beat me too it.

And DOA boobs don't count either. Not by a long shot.
Danger Shark's Avatar
Danger Shark at 04/06/2007 21:59
It usually takes quite a bit of effort to get your girlfriend up for a little suck, where as the PS3 sucks with just the press of a button.
Agent Nixon's Avatar
Agent Nixon at 04/06/2007 22:04
cell processor implants: win/win
zaqu's Avatar
zaqu at 04/06/2007 22:15
my wallet agrees with this video
zaqu's Avatar
zaqu at 04/06/2007 23:23
if i dl porn my ps3 wont delete it
bbysknnr6's Avatar
bbysknnr6 at 04/07/2007 00:01
OMG, first time the words "maybe I do want a ps3" have came out of my mouth. That's exactly all the problems I had with my last GF. They also need to add, PS3 will fold whenever you want and then have a picture of your girlfriend refusing to do your laundry.
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ian_esq at 04/07/2007 00:13
Ps3's don't have a glory hole.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 04/07/2007 00:55
And yet, I'd still rather have a girlfriend than a PS3.
Trowble's Avatar
Trowble at 04/07/2007 02:35
Bleep, so true brother... so true. They forget the good things and always remember the bad. The PS3 still lacks boobs.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar
Burnt Meatloaf at 04/07/2007 03:21
I hear girlfriends are more fun during a power failure.
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wardrox at 04/07/2007 05:45
Im taking it that ad was thought up by a single guy. As much as I want to hang out and be cool with gamers, I'd prefer a nice pair to settle down with for the evening.
HertzaHaeon's Avatar
HertzaHaeon at 04/07/2007 06:06
Yay sexism.
Your Mom's Avatar
Your Mom at 04/07/2007 07:40
I can get laid...
The dude who made this video can't.
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 04/07/2007 12:04
sure he can. just need to be creative, for boys&girls


but it can also backfire...

Trowble's Avatar
Trowble at 04/08/2007 03:34
@Bleep

I stand corrected.
itemforty's Avatar
itemforty at 04/09/2007 11:03
This iPod/vibrator pack really concerns me. I'm going to go lie down now.
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bigbro2004 at 04/09/2007 20:24
For my friend: A PS3 wont turn lesbian on you, it is already bi, haha.

My Turn: I just sinned against God and thought, “a PS3 might actually be better than my g/f.” Yes, I think in abbreviations, like g/f, lol and brb, haha. Best ad campaign idea ever though Chad. If they would have had that as a commercial, I would of considered it, at least for a split second. Ofcourse once I heard a couple game developers bashing the system... no chance in hell.

Danger Shark - best comment on the board.
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