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A PlayStation 3 video you've never seen
3:16 PM on 11.14.2006, Niero 137 comments

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Kif 's Avatar
Kif at 11/14/2006 15:23
Damn you and your teasing, Niero!
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 11/14/2006 15:24
Definitely not Zelda. B3yond Zelda, even.
JuanoTejano's Avatar
JuanoTejano at 11/14/2006 15:24
This seriously is the worst front page ever. Why do you guys do this? telling me to stick around on the front page.... you stick around, I'm leavin.
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Chris Taran at 11/14/2006 15:25
This better be good Niero, or you're fired! You and your hype machine and your just wanting to get more hits to the site....machine!
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MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:26
you know, i do have some sort of a life. couldnt you give us a time to come back at? now i gotta sit here clicking refresh? i mean, i have two copies of Half-Life 2.... that equals one life.
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Mabec at 11/14/2006 15:27
LOL MusashiX2 =) I bet its Halo3. Or 5.
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JuanoTejano at 11/14/2006 15:28
two copies of half life = -life, sorry musashi... damnit now they know i didn't really leave... Tell us your secrets destructoid!
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JuanoTejano at 11/14/2006 15:29
"No longer available" when was it available!?!?
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MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:30
wouldnt it be a quarter-life? a half-life of a half-life? i stand by my original statement....
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Niero at 11/14/2006 15:31
YouTube sucks, just give it a sec.
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MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:31
im calling it now... i bet its a ps3 crashing
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Tlack at 11/14/2006 15:34
It's a video of an underaged Japanese schoolgirl dressed in a sailor outfit shoving four Wii controllers in her twat along with 10,000 octopus eggs.
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JuanoTejano at 11/14/2006 15:34
The most frustrating thing is the title " a ps3 video you have never seen" and if youtube has anything to say about it then i never will.
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MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:35
LOL juano, dont get more true than that
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HighVoltage at 11/14/2006 15:36
If it's what Tlack claims it will be, then I can't wait for the video to load.
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Azrael at 11/14/2006 15:37
Could someone describe the video? I cant see youtube videos here.
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MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:37
go to 4chan, im sure theres a picture of that somewhere
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Jayeugene at 11/14/2006 15:38
A PS3 video i never will see....
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Xabora at 11/14/2006 15:39
ITS GONE!!! WE ARE DOOM ED!
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Fronz at 11/14/2006 15:39
damn you Niero! Make it go faster! First person to draw a decent picture of what Tlack drew gets their art on the homepage this weekend.
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HighVoltage at 11/14/2006 15:42
Fronz, I think you guys would get in trouble for that one. And I would feel like a total pervert for drawing it or looking at it.
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JuanoTejano at 11/14/2006 15:43
Throw your hands up and RIOT!!!! why isn't the video working!?!? you told me to wait and I believed you and you lied to me. I want atleast 10 minutes of my life back.
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Lemon Jelly at 11/14/2006 15:44
Arrrh!!! Work god dam you!!! Work!
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Xabora at 11/14/2006 15:45
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/1142/omgonozoo7.gif - There Imaged!
MusashiX2's Avatar
MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:45
"they told me they fixed it!"

anybody else endlessly watch star wars this weekend on cinemax?
Maxpower's Avatar
Maxpower at 11/14/2006 15:45
Whats all the hubbup?
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Fronz at 11/14/2006 15:46
Yah HighVoltage, jussst a little bit. There's no way i'd make it a homepage picture. If the artist could work Jack Thompson into it some how I'd definitely hyperlink to it though
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Mabec at 11/14/2006 15:47
COMMOOOON.. i Bet 1million buxxors YouTube denied the clip.
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MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:48
what if jack thompson is laying the octopus eggs? or maybe he is holding the nunchucks?
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bassbeast at 11/14/2006 15:48
Here I sit with baited breath,
For video I'll love to death -
Or so you say. I'll never know
Because, right now, I have to go
And fold my laundry. Yes it's sad
How boring life can be, how bad
The intertubes are failing me.
Thank God's the video isn't of Wii!
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MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:49
you see what you have done?! he had time to write a freakin poem!!!!!
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bassbeast at 11/14/2006 15:49
Jack Thompson stuffing Wiimotes up his ass FTW! And as an aside, why can't I make new paragraphs?!
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Azrael at 11/14/2006 15:50
Hmmm.. let me guess you are stresstesting elephant and you wanted everyone to check this page now. right?
MusashiX2's Avatar
MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:50
quit complaining and go fold your laundry!
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Maxpower at 11/14/2006 15:50
Could this be the most commented post? ever?
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Fronz at 11/14/2006 15:50
Awesome bassbeast! More Dtoid video game poetry to keep us waiting!
JuanoTejano's Avatar
JuanoTejano at 11/14/2006 15:50
because the breaks in teh paragraphs clog teh intertubes
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Playstioneer at 11/14/2006 15:51
This is going to be worth the wait.
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Niero at 11/14/2006 15:51
I'll post a teaser screenshot while you wait :)
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MusashiX2 at 11/14/2006 15:51
are you shitting me? all this time for another ps3 white room commercial?
JuanoTejano's Avatar
JuanoTejano at 11/14/2006 15:51
The teaser screenshot does nothing to qualm my immense anger.
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JuanoTejano at 11/14/2006 15:53
Niero this had better be the most amazing video ever or else you have have riots in teh comments for days!!!
Maxpower's Avatar
Maxpower at 11/14/2006 15:54
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Playstioneer at 11/14/2006 15:54
What the hell is that thing? ... I didn't know the whiteroom has a garden.
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Fronz at 11/14/2006 15:54
I could be playing Gears of War and Guitar Hero, but instead I'm waiting on YouTube's gift from Niero. Stuck in a library on a PC that barely runs flash, with myspace fuckers whoring bandwith while f5 i mash. Sigh, back to class, hopefully when i get back it won't be blocked. Summa makes out with Nex in the shower, also cocks.
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HighVoltage at 11/14/2006 15:55
I don't even want the PS3 nor am I interested in it. But god damnit Niero I fucking hate you for this.
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Sheir at 11/14/2006 15:55
God damn you Ron Workman, not even telling me what the damn video is. Now I have to wait like these normal people. Pfft.
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bassbeast at 11/14/2006 15:55
Because you asked, I'll give you more / Because this waiting is a bore. / The video, it will not play / I hope it will by end of day. / For if my wife comes home and sees / Those dirty dishes, unfolded tees / On the couch is where I'll slumber / Or she'll find another number / To do to me. That's Married Life. / I signed up for this when I got a wife.
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