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Oh my God! I don't care that Splatterhouse 2 was one of the most frustrating gaming experiences of my life -- any title that features telekinetic hanging fetus zombies that you chainsaw to death is the pinnacle of videogame achievement. The news that a current-gen Splatterhouse game is actually being made has caused me to become so excited, I might just puke, here and now, all over my hands and keyboard. EGM will have an exclusive first look at this retro revival, as one of old school gaming's most blood-soaked franchises gets a fresh coat of paint for the current generation. To whomever may be responsible for resurrecting this game, if you are reading this, let it be known that I will have your babies -- morality and biological impossibilities be damned! There'll be plenty of time for cynicism later, but right now, in my overexcited state, let me declare that this is going to be the GREATEST GAME EVER MADE! [Thanks, DarkTravesty]
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A new Splatterhouse? Boner inducing, to say the least.
Something surpassing Jim's love for Dynasty Warriors? I must see this come about.
I always saw the Splatterhouse cabinets in arcades but...never did play it. I unno why.
Yes yes yes fuck YES. My parents actually bought me the first one when I was like 8 thought it was like the coolest thing ever at the time.
The mid-2000s is now officially the golden age of remakes.
Damn skippy. I hope it's so good that everyone tries to ban it.
So Jim, want me to send you a copy the 8 months we get it before you?
So let me gets this straight, we get annoucements of a brand new earthworm jim game the same day as a new splatterhouse *faints*
YES!!!! OH YES!!!!!!
Sorry, couldn't hold my orgasm. But damn, I'm already hyped for this! I loved the Genesis games. But since it's Namco-Bandai, I hope we don't get a second Soul Calibur Legends..*shrugs*
Oh the joy!
I have heard of this but I have never played it but if Jim is excited then by golly I am excited as well.
FUCK YEAH
Or the second even.
notice how when fox get a hold of this information they blow up at the violent videogame depicting [insert overstatement here] of the game but not a single MENTION of a bad word at friday the 13th. i'm not sure if one iteration of the game got banned in the uk or not but either way it didnt blame friday the 13th in anyway.
nothing ever changes.
Are those fetuses hanging from the wall?! Oh shit, I think I have a new avatar......
OMC
<3
awesome. wasn't this the first game in america to feature any kind of parental advisory box? (splatterhouse2 i believe)
This is relevant to my interests.
They aren't zombie feteuses, they're zombie babies! It's a zombie, not a choice.
@Qraze: According to Wikipedia, yes it was.
This rocks my face.
Maybe it's because my humor is on par with an 8 year old but I used to laugh (and still do) when you'd press up and it would look like you were chainsawing people with your jackson.
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AWESOME - this was one of my favourite megadrive games.
Erection... Too sudden... Dizzy... Whoa, I gotta sit down...
FUCK YEAH
Just as long as Rick's mask doesn't turn pink again, they cannot mess this up. Boner!
BONAR!11!!
Never ever played the original. Is it on VC?
HOLY SHIT. I just had a nerdgasm.
Awesome avatar RitualNet, I loved that game.
This is the greatest day in the history of greatest days ever.
I came all over my computer again.
Will is bring tristero out of hiding?
does this mean i get to dropkick even MORE flying chairs? preorder confirmed!
But for the love of money, please don't make it an FPS.
hellz yay-uh-sssss!!!
blood!
I never played the original but it sounds awesome.
What is the probability that a new Splatterhouse game will get caught up in a retarded Manhunt 2-like fiasco involving the clueless non-gaming media? I'd say that probability is pretty close to 1.
A new Earthworm Jim AND Splatterhouse? Is this a planet where apes rule over man?? Was it Earth all along?!?
Oh, and this better be the goriest game I've ever played in my life. Like, so gory it will make me puke.
It better have a fetus spewing uterus for a boss.
*shakes fist*
Very, very cool.
/calls the news medias...
This one better have shoes, i'm not walking through that mess barefoot again
@taumpytears:
But I haven't been hiding. I've been here with you this whole time. “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints,
my child, is when I carried you.”
thanks samit.
MINE!!!!
whoa nice!
whoa nice!
also, Tristero is Buddha
HOLY FUCK MY PRAYERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED! OMFG! HOLY SHIT IM SO EXCITED GODDAMN THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!
@Angels:
I have no doubt in my mind that this glorious day is due to your tireless campaigning. The gods have smiled upon us.
Played the first one when I was a kind on the Turbo. It was fun, and the only game I ever played on the Turbo. Don't know about the second one, but remakes seem to be a good way of going with XBLA/PSN games so far. As long as it isn't freaking 4:3.
Would You Like To Know More?
Yes, yes I would.
Fuck. Yes.
That is all that needs to be said.
May I slice fucked up fetuses in half with a chainsaw?
\m/ (=_=) \m/
That's what I've been waiting for, dude!
* Chainsaw Time *
fucking.
Awesome.
I came, twice.
let us all hope this is then revival we have been clamoring for.
Well jesus christ on a rubber crutch dancing a jig, new earthworm jim and splatterhouse. Now all we need is some Mutant league love! Perhaps even technocop lol, oh jebus, now i have to go back and play'em again.
2d. It must be 2d!
Anyone remember the last boss on Splatterhouse 2? It was fucking solid!
I hope to god above that its done in 3D but played in a 2D aspect. If this game ends up being over the shoulder crap it pretty much defeats the whole feel of the original that has stood the test of time for ohhhh about 16 years.
But along with everyone else's sentiments I must say - FUCK YES!
10 bucks says its for the DS. gay. but if it was next gen then that would be awesome
@fetusmilk
The DS is a perfect platform!
I can't imagine that game in 3D.
MUST BE 2D!
can't wait for ss's and details!