Holy crap

"move in and do stuff with"

lol.... that's... creepy

I wonder if he gets any responses

Someone should tell him that "Taxi Driver" is not THAT great a movie.

Knives, Guns, Watching movies and trips to the store (maybe to buy large tv's!!), how can the ladies resist?

*cough*PSYCHO*cough*

I think it's nice he said "we'd adventure together. In the World of Warcraft, and in real life", but for him does that entitle running out the house with a sword and PVPing people on the street. Seems likely.

You have to read the full description to understand his awesomeness. I love eccentric people (from a distance)

I'm pretty good with knives...

Yeah, he sends me free candy every weekend ^o^

Man, I thought I was sad, desperate, and lonely.

I've got this guy beat. I picked out my own large screen TV with no woman calling the shots.

And check out that poster above him. Any lucky chick could be on her back right now, staring at that poster while Awesimo is busy figuring out how to transfer a rolled-on condom from a banana to his cock. What a lucky gal she'll be. She'll have Travis Bickle there, threatening her life, all her life...

This is gaming culture.


Also I sing the body electric.

Cuz nothing makes the ladies hotter than Travis Bickle posters and a gamer t-shirt.

Why doesn't he put some of the severed heads he keeps in his freezer in the photo?

Here's the full version just in case it gets pulled from CL:

I play F.E.A.R. and World of Warcraft. I'm one of the best F.E.A.R. players. I kick people's ass and they cry and scream "aimbot" and "wall hacker".

I'm also good at math and science. I graduated magna c*m laude in engineering mathematics back in 1993. You'd think I would be doing really neat stuff, working for NASA or the NSA or something, but I guess I just don't know how to sell myself. I'm good at computers and stuff. I tell you this because you chicks want boyfriends that have mad skills.

I'm pretty good with knives and guns. Shooting a gun is just like shooting a camera. I've got a Nikon D80.

I don't know what else to tell you. I've got some cool knives. I've got the Buckmaster 184 survival knife. I've got a Desert Eagle pistol. I'm still using a G4 iBook, but I play my games on an old AMD 3500+ Alienware with a Geforce 7800GS AGP video card.

I like to watch movies. I've got an awesome movie collection. I also do Netflix. My last movie was Annie Hall.

So, I was thinking it might be time to have somebody move in and do stuff with. I've been thinking about getting one of those new large televisions, but what I'll probably do is let you go shopping and pick it out.

Also, the Burning Crusade comes out next week. We can go to Fry's together. If you want, we can camp out and get one of the autographed copies of the game together. I've never done anything like that before, I don't think. I didn't do it for the PS3 or the Wii. I heard it was pretty crazy. Pretty sad, too. I would have liked to go to one of those things, just to get in a fight with someone in line. I couldn't give a shit about the PS3, but It'd be fun to kick the shit out of someone over one.

So anyway, I was thinking that I'd be a Blood Elf hunter, and you could be a Blood Elf priest. Or we could play other roles, but we'd adventure together. In the World of Warcraft, and in real life.

In real life, I have a 24 Hour Fitness membership. I try to go a every other day, or at least go for a brisk walk, if i don't want to drive there. I'm open to other activities, it's just that I don't have anyone to do them with.

Shit.

Wrong BB code tags.

Here.

HAHA ROMANTIC COMEDY OF THE YEAR! INSTANT CLASSIC!

At least he's up front about his dorkiness. Some chick out there will dig that. I bet he ends up meeting someone.

And i thought i was Pshycotic and violent when it came to games

Nice Swift reference Niero. I propose we feed this guy to the Brits. His fatty ribs will be tender and delicious, and it will ease the strain he's causing on the internet.