Hey you! Like GTA IV? Love penis? Then you'll be thrilled to know that Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned comes complete with a pubic mushroom and all the trimmings. That's good to know.
I can already hear the likes of Jack Thompson and The Daily Fail salivating, and not just because of the promise of cock. Rockstar has no intention of avoiding controversy, it would seem, and is looking to push the envelope with the first swingin' donk to grace an Xbox 360. At least, as far as I know.
The anti-game hounds are going to have a field day when they grab hold of this one, once they suppress their confusion at seeing a male member. Most of these people have no idea what a dick and balls look like, after all.
We know, it's not exactly "newsworthy," but it's President's Day, and there's not a whole lot else to do other than talk about bulging, pulsating dirt-squirters. Post your fond cock memories in our comments section!
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2:40 PM on 02.16.2009
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Can we share our first experiences with masturbation? I have a really good story for that.
I mean, I love cock as much as the next guy, but seriously, this is the most attention whoring "thing" I've ever seen in a videogame.
I'm listening...
1.) For a cheap laugh.
2.) To stir up controversey so that sales of the DLC will improve.
Either way I think that it's not needed in the context of the game. You already know that he is naked and the joke really isn't that funny. GTA's humor has always been hit or miss though.
I guess I should never have posted this, actually. Fuck, Niero's gonna fire me. Fuck. Fuck.
It's this kind of thing that makes me both happy and sad to live just a few miles away from their spawning pit.
I do like the fact that the Rockstar put a naked man in the game instead of a woman, and I think they did it quite tastefully tbh.
That might make the nay-sayers do a double-take at least.
You masturbate a lot!
This is my response to this.
Also, cocks to this. As in, they should keep the cocks in this game.
oh and also, cocks
Perhaps MS pulled it after missing it initially? Or am I just Marketplace challenged?
i don't have a 360 so i may never get the pleasure of seeing this cock...
seriously though, i think it's great. rockstar are always getting flack (and free press) for sexuality in their games. but like all games it's just "sexual content" or bewbs at best... if we can survive having a mandick in our games, this could be the uhh "jumping off point" for actual mature games. (hahahaha, but in all seriousness, if you can see an animated cock and not laugh, then that's a bold step forward for everyone.)
do you think maybe next time we could get some FEMALE nudity instead!? D:
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