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A Destructoid virgin does it for the first time


2:17 PM on 02.17.2007
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Now that I have been officially “beaten in” by the Destructoid gang, I just wanted to introduce myself -- I am resident nOOb, Chad! I would shake all of your hands, but I am not sure where they have been. Sorry.

While I go get some ice to put on these bruises, you can check out my first post. It was a groundbreaking, inside look at … the new Zorro game for the Wii.

(crickets)

(tumbleweed)

Don’t everyone click on it at once …

I am very excited to be here -- it is nice to meet you all! Also, cocks!






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