Now that I have been officially “beaten in” by the Destructoid gang, I just wanted to introduce myself -- I am resident nOOb, Chad! I would shake all of your hands, but I am not sure where they have been. Sorry.
While I go get some ice to put on these bruises, you can check out my first post. It was a groundbreaking, inside look at … the new Zorro game for the Wii.
(crickets)
(tumbleweed)
Don’t everyone click on it at once …
I am very excited to be here -- it is nice to meet you all! Also, cocks!
Chad Concelmo is Destructoid's features editor. He loves hanging out with awesome people. That's why Destructoid makes him so happy, since it is full of THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE OF ALL TIME! Also, dolphins.
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Chad enjoys punching old ladies in the face, Super Metroid, Zelda: A Link to the Past on the SNES (best system ever!), Final Fantasy VI, Day of the Tentacle, Shadow of the Colossus, Mother 3, Beyond Good & Evil, Contra III, Valkyria Chronicles, Punch-Out!!, Half-Life 2, and Super Mario Galaxy 2.
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2:17 PM on 02.17.2007
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Anyways, here's a special welcome! From the bottom of my black crusty little heart...
Beware of Ron. Don't bend over near him, the whole gay thing hasn't been resolved yet.
Sorry, I suck at insults.
Justice for all but you!
<3 us noobs gotta stick together
there's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go
to get away from it all
Bodies in the sand,
tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
to the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo
[Chorus:]
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego,
baby why don't we go
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo,
we'll get there fast
and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go,
way down in Kokomo.
:O!!!
(Uh o, a comment with no insults...SAVE ME SUMMA!
(Uh o, a comment with no insults...SAVE ME SUMMA!)
Don't worry about these guys dude, I think they just see you as a bit big headed, but this is living I suppose
If you're the douchebag of D-Toid then WTF is nameless ted.
Perish the thought.....
Kokomo - does this mean you'll be joining the Dtoid Gorillas Party? Or are you a Polar Bear candidate?
I'm making him a card out of macaroni and glitter right now.