.tiff gave you a sneak peak at what the King of Kong: a Fistful of Quarters movie is going to be like a few weeks ago. After watching that trailer, I thought maybe the movie would show people a unique side to classic gaming. Watching this newest clip though has killed a little piece of my soul.
This leaked clip of one of the scenes from the movie introduces Mark "Piger" Alpiger, a late bloomer who is 43-years-old. Piger holds the record title to Crystal Castles. In fact, he's so good at the game, he can play it with his feet. Not only that, he's so cool, he abbreviates game names:
"It's not Marble Madness, it's Marble. It's not Crystal Castles, it's Crystal. It's not Paper Boy, it's Paper. (Looks at someone off screen) I don't know, do you say Paper or Paper Boy?"
If you've managed to get beyond this part of the clip without dying from laughter, Piger goes on to describe his hate of "suits with low brain power", how long he's been playing, and how he discovered that weight lifting gloves work great playing with Marble and other arcade games.
[Thanks, Joseph!]
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I'm almost 30 but I see nothing wrong with gaming being a hobby into your 40s. but never would I let myself end up like that guy. well at least not in public, but at least he seems comfortable with who he is, more power to him. most people would never set foot out the basement in his shoes
After 18+ years of gaming/being a gamer...I no longer wish to be. This guy killed all of my interest and enjoyment in video games.
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to try and redeem myself for having watched this video by munching on glass shards, eating a bowl of prunes, and taking big ol' bloody shit in hopes that I might feels a little more manly as this guy completely sucked the testosterone out of my body with his...gayness...I suppose you could say.
great clip. can't wait to catch this film. Some people will simply not understand it, but i'm an old school gamer and will definitely find plenty of humor with this movie.
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