One of these days, when it ships, I'll be there in the store on day one, holding it in my arms, and I'll just cry.
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A brief history of Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem has a twenty-year history, which sounds pretty impressive until you remember that more than half of that has been spent in the development Duke Nukem Forever. While Duke himself is never humble, his beginnings were as evidenced by this new video. There's a bunch of interesting trivia in here including the first voice to speak for our blonde badass hero. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Man, fuck Springboard in the ass. And why was there an age gate? Nothing in that video called for it. Uhg. I smirked pretty hard from nostalgia when the 3DR forums were brought up.
One of these days, when it ships, I'll be there in the store on day one, holding it in my arms, and I'll just cry. There's something to be said about a guy that will threaten to rip off your head and shit down your neck AND ACTUALLY DO IT! I am sadly convinced that Duke Nukem Forever will suck. Not because it has been so hyped so so many years and won't live up to expectations, but because it will actually be incredibly mediocre. The shareware version was a lot of fun but it is intolerable nowadays and DN 3D was the best, but that was back in '96 and now, once again, I cannot play the damn thing anymore, it is shit-ugly and dull. 3:30 PM on 05.09.2013 Shadow Warrior reboot by Hard Reset developer appearsFirst came Duke Nukem, then came Lo Wang, and now come the reboots. Flying Wild Hog, developer of Hard Reset, annouced it is making a reboot of Shadow Warrior, the offbeat, borderline offensive but all the way awesome Hong Ko...
10:00 AM on 05.01.2013 Gearbox artist slams Dragon's Crown character designThe Dragon's Crown "thing" shows no sign of stopping, with vehement and sometimes venomous opinions flying this way and that. To bring you up to speed, Vanillaware's upcoming brawler features a big-boobed Sorceress, the desig...
1:00 AM on 05.01.2013 The REAL Duke Nukem Forever released 16 years laterGearbox's Duke Nukem Forever may be a let down, but things are looking up with the release of a fan-made mod that recreates Duke Nukem Forever's E3 2001 trailer in the Duke Nukem 3D engine. The results are glorious. Let me t...
9:00 AM on 04.18.2013 Devolver Digital giving Steam discount codes to fansIf you own Serious Sam 3: BFE, you may notice you've received a discount coupon for Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition. Conversely, if you own Megaton Edition, you've received a discount coupon for BFE. Devolver Digital is ...
11:00 PM on 03.20.2013 Duke Nukem 3D kills alien scum on SteamRemember when Duke Nukem was an entertaining parody with top notch level design? You know, before Forever finally came out and proved that, sometimes, good things don't come to those who wait. If Gearbox's attempt at re...
6:45 PM on 03.15.2013 Duke's back, baby! Duke Nukem II iOS revealed3D Realms is back, and that can only mean one thing -- Duke Nukem. To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Duke Nukem II, 3D Realms and Interceptor Entertainment have announced a upgraded re-release of the '90s game for iOS dev...
7:00 PM on 12.12.2012 Grab a free copy of Duke Nukem 3D from GOG.comThere's something about the first-person shooters of the '90s that makes them (some of them) still hold up to this day. I mean, Duke Nukem 3D shouldn't be aesthetically pleasing to me in 2012, but the old sprite-based charac...
1:00 AM on 07.19.2012 Duke Nukem reads an excerpt from 50 Shades of GrayLast weekend at ConnectiCon 2012, the guys from Team Four Star made Jon St. John read from 50 Shades of Gray in the Duke Nukem voice. From what I've been told, this book is like the next Twilight. Based on this excerpt read by Jon, it's safe to say I never ever want to talk about 50 Shades of Gray ever again. Duke Nukem, 50 Shades of Gray Fan [Topless Robot]
8:00 AM on 07.17.2012 Pitchford: Duke Nukem Forever is exactly like Half-Life 2Most reasonable gamers would consider Duke Nukem Forever, on its own, is a big enough insult to the industry. Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford, however, has decided to take the mockery further by comparing it to one of the most be...
6:45 PM on 12.13.2011 Duke Nukem tackles Dr. Proton in The Doctor Who Cloned MeDuke Nukem Forever has new DLC now available on PSN and Xbox Live. "The Doctor Who Cloned Me" features a new single-player campaign which sees Duke facing off against classic franchise villain, Dr. Proton, and coming face-to...
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Gearbox's Duke Nukem Forever may be a let down, but things are looking up with the release of a fan-made mod that recreates Duke Nukem Forever's E3 2001 trailer in the Duke Nukem 3D engine. The results are glorious. Let me t...more
If you own Serious Sam 3: BFE, you may notice you've received a discount coupon for Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition. Conversely, if you own Megaton Edition, you've received a discount coupon for BFE. Devolver Digital is ...more
Remember when Duke Nukem was an entertaining parody with top notch level design? You know, before Forever finally came out and proved that, sometimes, good things don't come to those who wait. If Gearbox's attempt at re...more View all Duke Nukem |


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