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A birthday message from Sonic the Hedgehog photo

Destructoid.com is three years old today, and this special anniversary also marks the birthday of its founder, as well as the man I've been proud to call "boss" for the past two years of my life, Yanier "Niero" Gonzalez. Rarely does a man come along that has the power to alter the lives of everyone he meets, but Niero is one of those people, and he leaves just a few barely noticeable scars.

I've been wracking my brains for a way to pay tribute to Niero and the company that altered the course of my life, but I just couldn't do it. I don't know how to thank my boss, a man without whom my life would be far, far worse. So instead, I reached out to someone who has been touched by Niero in ways more amazing than even myself. I reached out to a lifelong friend of Destructoid, Sonic the Hedgehog. 

Sonic has a special birthday message for Niero and Destructoid. Hit the jump to see it. Bodacious!








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Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize. Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3 Meet the rest of the team



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Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:05
Diverse
Fucking epic.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:06
garison
You never cease to amaze me with your comedic genius.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:06
RAB
I'm smiling so god damn hard right now. This was fucking hillarious and the end was fucking BADICAL.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIERO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTRUCTOID!
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:08
Dragonzigg
Oh dear Jim, you just had to use the Star Light music and make it all the more painful for us didn't you?

Front page please :)
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:08
Wexx
BADICAL!
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:08
Dragonzigg
Oh dear Jim, you just had to use the Star Light music and make it all the more painful for us didn't you?

Front page please :)
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:09
Dragonzigg
@Dragonzigg God you're a moron aren't you
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:09
pedrovay2003
Oh my God, so THAT'S what Sonic's been up to!
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:10
Origim
Fucking awesome Jim. Happy Birthday, Dtoid and Niero. Heres hoping for many more.
Xaren's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:11
Xaren
Fucking incredible...

ALSO COCKS
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:11
Daxelman
11/10
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:14
CelicaCrazed
I was laughing so hard it hurt. I think I'm going to need weekly updates from Sonic's diary ahaha!!
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:14
ZombiePlatypus
Badical indeed, Sonic...
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:16
grafkhun
I know we say amazing here a lot, but this really is... amazing.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:16
falinter
Epic birthday wish!
Happy birthday Niero!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:17
DaedHead8
Dtoid is cool and all. But cashwhore.com is better.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:17
Gyrael
Jim owned as usual.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:17
mix
That was awesome, I was laughing throughout the entire thing!

Happy birthday!
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:20
Johnny Justice
Aww, how sweet of that lil' blue cum sponge.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:21
Chronic Logic
Alas, poor Sonic...
Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:21
Samuel Dillinger
Far out man, that was something anybody would want for their birthday...

Happy Birthday Niero...

Now read my fucking blog
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:24
Silverhertz
Ohhh what unspeakable horrors have they forced upon you frail and quivering blue buttocks during this 3 year anniversairy. Still Nieros smiling face during the birthday song more than makes up for it XD

Great work jimmles!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:25
Takeshi
Dammit! I'm glad I stayed up late. Best birthday video ever.
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:25
Dimly
How much for an HJ?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:26
Puppy Licks
Ahhh sonic, you drug-fucked cokefiend. I guess that whole 'Sonic's the name, speed is my game' thing has taken on a whole new meaning now huh?

Good on Niero for [-]exploiting[/-] helping out the tired old mascot.

But you have to wonder, who do you think got Sonic onto the stuff in the first place? Here's a hint, he dealt in a lot of mushrooms and is now pushing 'star bits' on to kids.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:27
Geoff Henao
...eh. Star Light was the best part about that.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:27
Puppy Licks
ooooh and extra present from me to Niero on his birthday, bbcode fail!
YAAAAAAAY!!!
icarus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:28
icarus
"I can't remember if this is your actual birthday or the birthday you said I couldn't have, and took instead so you could have two and I could have none."

That made me laugh so damn hard. Nice one Jim.
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:33
Mr Kite
I love the sonic voice
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:35
Riegel88
That ruled!!
Lcdscreen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:39
Lcdscreen
Oh fuck that's funny.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:40
Naim Master
Ni-ei-rio ? I thought it was pronounced ni-eh-roh ...
vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:43
vonneuton
It was really awesome to be there to sing Happy Birthday. Just had to say that.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:49
ThunderHeartXI
I don't think anyone could make a better birthday tribute video. Good show, Sterling.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:54
Atlas
SONIC SEZ: Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable that's noooo good.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 20:57
Darren Nakamura
I didn't think somebody as badical as Sonic could make me almost come to tears.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:00
TheCleaningGuy
Oh, what we don't see behind the scenes. Thanks for posting this Sonic/Jim/Topher/Chad/Hamza/J. Holmes/Rev Ant/Brad Nicholson/Brad Rice/ Dale/Nick!
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:04
Coldbrand
Great stuff Jim.
Lol FPS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:04
Lol FPS
Happy birthday for Destructoid, Niero and me, since today is my birthday to.
Also, loved Sonic's message
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:05
Jesus H Christ
Amazing. Jim, you are a legend.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:22
Artemus
Now that was fucking funny!
The Sonic music made it!
=)
Happy Birthday!
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:25
SilverDragon1979
I love you Sonic!

You're not so bad either Jim ...
Daniel Carneiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:26
Daniel Carneiro
aww that was cute jim
BlackFreefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:30
BlackFreefall
haha great source of materials.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:33
Dr Milkdad
Also cocks.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:33
Joanna Mueller
That was beautiful.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:34
Endstiem
Ah... that made me smile.

In my pants.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:37
JRisJunior
lol brilliance.
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:39
SakuChan
Hahahahaha, that was great.
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