I for one think ALL women in video games, as well as any women who wish to PLAY video games, should be required to have veiny zombie boobs henceforth.
All in favor?
I see no possible way that this game can turn out bad.
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A beer a day keeps the zombies away with Zombeer
Finally, a game that combines zombies and drinking responsibly. I was starting to get worried. Spain-based studio Moonbite has just announced Zombeer, coming to Mac and PC. In this game, lead character K will have to steadily maintain a careful buzz (never over-imbibing, mind you) to fend off both the impending infection and the zombie apocalypse. Also: it has a cheerleader zombie that you can slap with a dildo and some really disgusting zombie boobs. If you're into that. Oh, who am I kidding? Who isn't into veiny, bulbous, zombie boobs? Zombeer is expected in the second half of 2012.
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Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Veiny zombie boobs? Why, I think this is the PERFECT opportunity to rehash the women in video games debate again!
I for one think ALL women in video games, as well as any women who wish to PLAY video games, should be required to have veiny zombie boobs henceforth. All in favor? If you slow the news ticker down, you can email them to get your name in the game. The problem is that I don't think anyone will want their name attached to this piece of shit. A game that's coming in the second half of 2012 and has 10 seconds of what *may* be in-game footage in two trailers?
I see no possible way that this game can turn out bad. I'm going to give the designer the benefit of the doubt and say this is the meta-as-hell art game sleeper hit of the year. I don't know, I've never been into the idea of drinking games. The few times I do drink I like to do it at my own, I never liked people trying to force me to drink too much or turn it into a competition. Havent even watched the clips but the comments kind of sum it uo for me, 2012's sleeper hit must buy bonanza special. I just wanted to point out that the trailer says you must maintain a 2% blood alcohol content in order to not be turned into a zombie. .08% is legally drunk in the US so this game is not about "maintaining a careful buzz" while fighting zombies. It's about being drunk enough to die while fighting off zombies. I for one am intrigued and it has nothing to do with bouncy, veiny, animated boobs. @DaedHead8 You're right, I didn't notice the BAC bit, the press release was the part that stressed the "drinking in moderation". Ha! 2:00 PM on 05.18.2013 Doki-Doki Universe is more than just flying around on pooDoki-Doki Universe is a simple game to grasp but a hard one to describe at first. Basically, you play as a robot named QT377665 (or QT3 for short), who's just discovered that its entire line has become obsolete thanks to thei...
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