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Stupid sexy Ash fan art
I was writing a story about a weird Ketchum and, of course, the internet out-weirded it with ease. It was a well-meaning Google Image Search. Safe Search is even on, filtering explicit results. Just "ash ketchum." Not "ash ke...   read

Wonder Fest  photo
Wonder Fest

Ash Ketchum sure has, uh, let himself go?

I, for one, appreciate the Alvinization of Ash Ketchum and I like the and the Chipmunks turn towards live-action. I loved Ash Ketchum in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West. I see this Ash Ketchum every night before I fall asleep. This Ash ...

 
Jill-ception photo
Jill-ception

Turns out Resident Evil's Jill Valentine makes a good Jill Valentine

Actress Julia Voth's likeness was used for Jill Valentine's character model in the 2002 Resident Evil GameCube remake, so it makes a lot of sense that Voth would decide to do a Jill Valentine cosplay photo shoot (random disclosure: turns ou...

 
SFV rankings photo
SFV rankings

And the number one Street Fighter V tournament player in the world is...

Many of you thought I was joking when I suggested that rapper Lupe Fiasco was going to kick the ass of Daigo "The Beast" Umehara in Street Fighter V. But that's why I'm paid the big bucks while other hack ass pundits sit there and make pred...

 
Super Smash Jokes photo
Super Smash Jokes

If Firewatch's Henry joined the Smash Bros. roster

Hey, those meaty paws could do some serious damage. Maybe a Little Mac-style brawler (also not fleet of foot). Or, hey, just bring back the Ice Climbers move set but texture them like Yellowstone National Park. Anyways, I didn't know the P...

 
Twitter photo
Twitter

Feminist Frequency makes new Twitter Trust and Safety Council

I love Twitter. Love it. But the quasi-public nature of it means it's kinda of like plopping down at a crowded beach. You don't expect fellow beach goers to come up to you and interrupt conversations between you and your friends, or tell y...

 
Pokemon photo
Pokemon

These Bulbasaur planters are pretty adorable

I've never been into gardening, but these Bulbasaur planters have convinced me to give it a shot. The design is just too perfect; after seeing it, I had to snap one up right away. If you're interested in following suit, you should also...

 
Rapper v pro gamer
Things are popping off in the hip hop world this week. Kanye lied about not liking his ass eaten after a deluge of tweet beef with Wiz Khalifa. Kanye eventually deleted the 20 or so tweets aimed at Khalifa, but they still ex...   read

Ode to Wetrix photo
Ode to Wetrix

Ode to Wetrix

To start the land is purely plain and flatBut earthy blocks then fall down from the skyTake care in where they are placed on the matMake sure you never build it up too high Construct containers for the coming stormBut too much land can...

 
New Kojima game EXPOSED photo
New Kojima game EXPOSED

Is Hideo Kojima making a Rip Hamilton game?

Former Konami employee and Metal Gear Solid mastermind Hideo Kojima has been on a 10-day-long honeymoon with PlayStation's Mark Cerny. The duo has been visiting Sony-affiliated studios like crazy, most recently David Cage's Quantic Dream. G...

 
NPR photo
NPR

NPR's Morning Edition had an Easter egg for us today

Growing up, NPR had an image of being mostly for stuffy old white people. Imagine my chagrin when I found myself listening to it regularly. I had become stuffy and old! Except, every now and then I catch hints of somebody behind the scenes ...

 
Got hype photo
Got hype

Handsome Street Fighter V fans raise good points during Mad Catz tourney

Wednesday and Thursday nights were host to the Mad Catz V Cup, a Street Fighter V tournament in San Francisco using a F.A.N.G-free build of the upcoming Capcom fighter. Premier Street Fighter players were in attendance, including PR Balrog,...

 
LOL photo
LOL

David Hayter STILL salty over Metal Gear Solid

You know sometimes I see something silly online that I enjoy and while it can run the gamut from American militiamen blowing shofars in (confused) triumph to Steph Curry dropping a rude-ass deep three to gags about sooth-saying, sometimes t...

 
Lil dicks...and more! photo
Lil dicks...and more!

You've never seen your Nintendo favorites this uncomfortably naked

Hahahaha. Brooklyn-based artist Aedan Roberts sent in this fantastic "satirical series of Nintendo Nudes" that features most of family friendly cast experiencing shame for the first time in their lives like when Adam and Eve freaked out aft...

 
Super Mario photo
Super Mario

This Choco Egg Mario figure is sick of your shit

Thirty years of murdering Goombas under his boots has taken a toll on Mario. Choco Eggs, little treats that contain toys, are currently harboring small figurines celebrating Super Mario's 30th anniversary. On Twitter, @SUPERMARIO_128 found ...

 
Huge FIFA bill photo
Huge FIFA bill

Man swears off Xbox after son spends $8,000 on FIFA microtransactions

It's not just Kanye who hates microtransactions. Canada's Lance Perkins is upset after his 17-year-old son unwittingly charged $7,625.88 in FIFA microtransactions to the credit card he was granted for emergencies and family purchases. "He t...

 
Silent Hill photo
Silent Hill

Man at Arms makes Pyramid Head's Great Knife from Silent Hill: Homecoming

I don't put my nerd glasses on very often, but here goes: Man at Arms made Pyramid Head's Great Knife, but they chose the worst version of it and the worst game as inspiration. In Silent Hill 2, the Great Knife was a vicious slab of metal t...

 
Aurai photo
Aurai

Could Aurai be competition for Oculus Rift?

Sure, Oculus is making big waves at CES right now, but some lower-profile tech is also on display. Making its debut today is Aurai, another device that fits on your face and reminds me of LeVar Burton's character from Star Trek. Let's break...

 
Link dies so many ways photo
Link dies so many ways

Die Bart, Die: Every Legend of Zelda death animation

I'm sure you've seen a lot of dead Links in your day, but have you seen every single one compiled in a neat one video package? Because that's exactly what YouTube's "Master0fHyrule" is offering, above. Good lord, the drowning animations ar...

 
Randy Savage photo
Randy Savage

Fallout 4 finally playable thanks to Macho Man mod

Fallout 4 has been out since early November and it's been nigh unplayable in the last two months thanks to a distinct lack of Macho Man Randy Savage. While PS4 and Xbox One players are shit out of luck, modders have once again saved the da...

 
Dad Jokes photo
Dad Jokes

Solid dad joke

Everyone knows dads tell the best jokes. But, if you got this on Christmas, did you know that you're legally allowed to set fire to his favorite recliner? Rules are rules, pops. @DMZilla [Twitter]

 
Hey Ash photo
Hey Ash

Hey Ash Whatcha Playin' rings in the holidays

It's Christmas Eve, so we all have one thing on our minds: doin' it. Boinking. Bumping uglies. Taking an adult nap. The horizontal mambo. Intercourse, Pennsylvania. The Burches have you covered, casting their gaze on sex in games like Mass ...

 
Spice Orange sonnet photo
Spice Orange sonnet

Ode to the Spice Orange GameCube controller

The holidays are a magical time. Off work, spending time with family. Sometimes art happens. Sometimes an artist finds himself writing a traditional Shakespearean sonnet about the Spice Orange GameCube controller. Sometimes a bad video with...

 
Not my wife! photo
Not my wife!

Man sues Bethesda over Fallout 4 addiction

Move over, Florida Man, we're getting intentional weirdos. According to the Russian-government-owned news publication RT, a Siberian man is suing Bethesda and its Russian localization crew over his addiction to Fallout 4, which cost him his...

 
Super Nintendo Chalmers photo
Super Nintendo Chalmers

Super Nintendo Chalmers is the best thing I've seen all month

Custom consoles are one of my favorite things in the gaming world, and this one is no exception. User rori3 shared his creation with an ominous post on reddit, noting that he had "Just finished [his] White Elephant Gift." It's none oth...

 
The Egg 2 photo
The Egg 2

The Egg gets hotly anticipated sequel starring Mel Gibson

Cool 3D Worlds' smash hit The Egg announced a follow up project earlier this week, The Egg 2. The great success of the original doesn't seem to have worried Cool 3D Worlds, which is going full bore into The Egg 2, ramping up production to i...

 
Shkreli schadenfreude photo
Shkreli schadenfreude

League of Legends team chairman and general villain arrested on fraud

It would be difficult to have avoided the name (and mousy little face) Martin Shkreli if you've been online recently. Shkreli, a pharmaceutical executive, made headlines after raising the price of the life-saving drug Daraprim by more than ...

 
Meet Evil Geniuses photo
Meet Evil Geniuses

Radio Shack lives, lets you fight Dota champions and win free gear

After reading both Jon Bois' excellent adioS: The end of RadioShack, through the eyes of a store manager and A eulogy for RadioShack, the panicked and half-dead retail empire, you'll forgive me for forgetting that Radio Shack still sha...

 
Real life Destiny armor photo
Real life Destiny armor

Someone won a real life set of Destiny Titan armor

Sony sponsored a contest for Destiny fans, recruiting prop shop AWE me (in this case, the Super Gamer Builds arm) to build a real-life set of Destiny armor for one fan. The winner chose the Titan armor and got a limited edition Destiny PS4...

 
Gravity Rush: It's good photo
Gravity Rush: It's good

Wack ass America doesn't get dope Gravity Rush ads

I've been consigned to horrible downtown all week doing my civic duty and boy are my arms tired. And while I love to pay $7 for a $3 sandwich and to walk a mile and to drop $4 a day on public transit, you know what I don't love about downto...

 

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Gundy

I love me some dill

 
Fuzunga

This is already worth at least $60, which is double what I paid for Along with my three (PS4, Vita, DOS) copies of Retro City Rampage, Im going to be rich

 
Luca Blight

Is it weird to not care for Devil May Cry 1 but absolutely love the 3rd Maybe it was the mood I was

 
RiffRaff

Star Fox tip: Well, I just discovered that if you plug your headphones directly into the gamepad, all of the audio is routed through the Not optimal for fixing the fixing the audio, but a lot better than the shit quality of the gamepad

 
Confuseddalek

Im having more fun playing Shantae than I ever was with Dark YEAH I SAID IT

 
iam16bit

Also Nintendo posted the full Squid Sisters concert on

 
gajknight

That feeling when youre about to settle down with a nice cup of tea when your mum asks you to go out and get some fish and

 
Dreggsao

I just finished the singleplayer of Battlefield 4 (playing the last mission 3 times for MP unlocks) and it was comically Still leagues better than the BF3

 
OrochiLeona

Jeez, still months to

 
Rico the Penguin

I might quantify the covenant item drop rates into values of # of Brooklyn 99 Thus far its looking like the Darkmoon items drop at a rate of to 1 B99 Once all 3 seasons are done Im not sure what to

 
Torchman

Menu setup on super robot wars z3 is much nicer than the first Not even referring to a translation guide due to how much easier it is

 
iam16bit

Saw this trending on Facebook, 30 animators got together and recreated the opening of Super Smash

 
Nathan D

Anyone remember that show MXC?

 
Scrustle

Not having a great time with DS3 Stuck right at the start of Irithyll against enemies who are just too damn Ive resorted to summoning help, but everyone is either just as bad as me, or I get invaded at the same

 
WryGuy

Is it weird that this is the missing link that makes me want to buy Amiibo? For the most part theyre just shelf-items anyway, so this just helps them play the role

 
YoeriB

No reviews until after launch, one way to show confidence in your product This just leads me to believe that not a whole lot of those problems in the beta have been fixed, hope Im

 
JcDent

Place your bets on the survival on the robot! Will it sacrifice valiantly for the humans? Will it pull a Riley and not play an important part in the game? Place your bets, everyone!

 
Roxas1359

So I may have to give up my cat because hes become aggressive as of Current Status:

 
Torchman

THE GAME TOOK ROGER SMITH AWAY FROM ME IN THE OPENING FUCKING YOU

 
RenaudB90

Current status:

 
maycausecancer

Never played a MOBA Should I give Paragon a try?

 
LinkSlayer64

MY PATIENCE IS BEING THOROUGHLY TESTED BY IRL

 
Sr Churros

Question time: Im reinstalling Phantasy Star Online 2 later Do you guys want me to make a installation and/or signup guide on cblogs? There is enought interest or necessity for it? Yay or nay?

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Okay so Blizzards customer service system is fucking I tried to sign back into my Battlenet account (havent done so since I bought Starcraft years ago) and Locked out from attempting too many times and cant access chat or Help?

 
WryGuy

So Ive been waiting for YEARS on a regular sized New 3DS after I sold my regular I held out on the Animal Crossing one waiting or a regular release which isnt coming, but apparently if I swap out the face plate its just a plain system? Confirmed?

 
Torchman

IT YES YES YES YES

 
ChrisHannard

Monster Hunter, you lied to us!

 
Sarah Jane Farron

Mighty 9 has a release date now as a backer I just feel its too late for me to Ill give it a go but Im pretty disinterested as Maybe itll surprise me also still dont have a damn platform survey!

 
Amna Umen

Anyone know how I can get my copy of Dark Souls to stop freezing when I start up Open Broadcasting Software and try to record? I want to record some footage for a (I am using DSfix, but that goes without saying)

 
Alphadeus

Distorted Reality (2012) - Originally written for a video game project I was working on back in the A relatively dark piece of music with a neat piano The version for AD Infinitum I has an added organ/vocal part as

 

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