Why do they heave so much when they're stationary? That just seems unhealthy. They have worse breathing problems than pugs.
Oh, and there's some AR stuff so you can have the anime girls hang out on your desk and meet your real life anime girl figures.
But! Credit where credit is due, fighting with a giant, food-skewered kebab instead of a sword? That's up my alley. The rest of Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson? Not so much.
Anyway, you may proceed in telling me how I hate anime and am closed-minded towards Japanese culture.
The newly revealed opening animation for Senran Kagura -Shinku- for 3DS has all the Japan in it. Booty flab, pantsu, trains, planet boobs -- it's all here. I don't even know what to say to that scroll unsheathing. When...
This is a brawler, by the way
Marvelous AQL didn't shy away from titillation with apparent porn game Senran Kagura Burst's European box art.
The initial plan was even more blatant. The original box art design, prototyped above, was a slip cover. The outer...
DTOID News is filmed in front of an actual camera
Well, we got a new camera and I accidentally switched it onto "Sears Portrait Studio" mode, so sorry if I look a little bit like I'm in a porno from the late eighties. (What else is new.)
Today, we've got some more details o...
DTOID News! (Now with more pineapples!)
Hey there, teens! Who wants some keen news about the latest "vidz?" Well, too bad, because there's not a whole lot of it. However, there are some new details about Evolve and a trailer for Get Even that doesn't expl...
A 'hyper big-breasted cooking-rhythm game'
Senran Kagura is getting three brand new games, you perverts.
Dekamori Senran Kagura is the most absurd of the bunch (which is saying something). It's a rhythm cooking game for the PlayStation Vita and PSP, categorized as a ...
The DTOID Show is shot in front of a live car audience
Hey hey! This video was supposed to go up yesterday afternoon, but a series of unfortunate events resulted in it going up very late last night, and then internet witchcraft prevented me from putting up a post. So, if you don...
Set your desktop loose
I'm not even sure when the last time we had such a lovely gathering of eye-exploding 2560x1600 renderings to decorate your desktops with, but here you go anyways. Ten new backgrounds that include: The Joker, World of Pla...
I hope they do wangs next
[Image from Wrim Rimbaug's Rate My Boob]
Not too long ago, there was a heck of a lot of talk going on about a game called Dragon's Crown. Most of this talk had nothing to do with how the game played, or what it was about, or ...
Huge tracts of land
Gentlemen, get your oils and scented candles ready, because Senran Kagura Burst will be arriving in Europe some time in Q1 2014. Americans received a localization confirmation from XSEED earlier this week, seemingly leaving o...
Senran Kagura Burst is coming to the Nintendo 3DS in North America, XSEED Games has announced. The Tamsoft-developed side-scrolling brawler will launch exclusively via the Nintendo eShop this fall.
A two for one followi...
Lightning's either experienced a miracle or paid for a boob job in Lightning Returns, bumping up from a Japanese C cup to a D Cup. Her breasts will also jiggle now, depending on what she's wearing, because the director wanted...
The Destructoid Show puts on its wizard hat and robe
Hey everybody! It's The Destructoid Show! ...Again!
Microsoft dropped their dumb DRM, but there's a day one patch, and we're losing some features. But hey, free Xbox Live games. Titanfall has no single-player campaign, ...
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[In light of recent criticisms, Dtoid community blogger Voltech took it upon himself to defend Japan's games and culture, and argues that they aren't so different from the West's. Want to see your own words appear on the fron...
SugarDVD, purveyor of such fine films as What An Asshole and Hairy Asian Schoolgirls Masturbate, has confirmed it'll be bringing its adult entertainment streaming services to Microsoft's next-generation Xbox.
Bro-sie the Riveter versus Ruby Underboob
Hawken publisher Meteor has, in its office, a piece of art featuring a woman with a bountiful underboob and very little in the way of clothing, hung in place by CEO Mark Long. The half-naked woman, named "Ruby Underboob"...
Jimquisition happens every Monday!
A common argument in the ongoing debate over gender and videogames is that women and men both are equally objectified. Is that really true?
As always, Emperor God King Jim Sterling puts His holy foot down and delivers wisdom true to the masses. He totally isn't smug about it, either!
Sorry America, no butt for you
Nintendo has done a fantastic job supporting Fire Emblem: Awakening so far, with new DLC dropping so frequently it's hard to make time for it all. However it was yesterday's map release that caught the eye of NeoGAF board mem...
Did you know we have forums? I hid it from the menu for a few days but everyone kept using them, so I guess I'll keep them running for another 9 years. One of my favorite threads has 59 pages worth of Gaming Wallpapers, ...
The boob wars continue
The Dragon's Crown "thing" shows no sign of stopping, with vehement and sometimes venomous opinions flying this way and that. To bring you up to speed, Vanillaware's upcoming brawler features a big-boobed Sorceress, the desig...
Jimquisition happens every Monday!
Dragon's Crown has become the latest game involved in a big argument. Big boobs, burly dwarves, and Kotaku were all involved.
Gender issues in games are important. They are worth thinking about. They are, contrary to po...
Dragon's Crown has been causing a ruckus lately, what with its semi-clad female characters thrusting their massive clumps of flesh in every direction, regardless of physical possibility.
Here's the latest huge controve...
Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the fantasy
Let me preface this article by stating a few simple facts. I am a young, white, American male who consumes vast amounts of pornography. As such, I am occasionally drawn to depictions of the female form which are perhaps outsi...
Because of course
The marketing of booby ninja school girl brawler series Senran Kagura is simply outrageous. Branded tissue boxes? Facepalm worthy. Themed desserts? Fairly creative. Cell phone charms? Well, that doesn't sound so bad...
I mean that with every possible connotation
I don't know who it is that's responsible for pointing me in the direction of this video (it just appeared, totally anonymously), but I'd like to thank them for helping me realize that I hadn't yet seen the absolute worst th...
How big is your joystick?
[Update: Skullgirls lead designer Mike Z has contacted Destructoid to say that ZONE's pornographic work was not considered during the hiring process. The writer apologizes for not making it clear that this was ...
Sleaze meets sleaze to have a sleazy little baby
The Sun loves to talk about how dangerous those violent videogames are, and frequently runs stories vilifying interactive entertainment for inspiring crime and teaching the youth of Britain all sorts of terrible things. Still...
Half naked hack and slash
If you didn't get enough clothes-ripping brawling action out of the first Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus video, boy do I have another trailer for you. This new video shows off more gameplay, and it it's looking pretty insane ...
[Warning: NSFW, even if censored, images following.]
"At the beginning of the 22nd Century, an anomaly began occurring in the bodies of women," so goes the tale of Boob Wars. "All the women of the world became either E Cups a...