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Cyberpunk 2077

The Chinese Room calls out CD Projekt Red for 'sexist' games

BAFTA-winning developer, The Chinese Room, has accused CD Projekt Red of making sexist games. Responding to tweet about CD Projekt’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 (via NeoGAF), Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture developer said that the n...

 
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The Witcher 3

The Witcher 3's Blood & Wine DLC looks dreamy

I know people who are anticipating the next Witcher 3 expansion, Blood & Wine, more than just about anything else on the docket for this year (which is exactly how I am with Souls add-ons, so, I get it). Sometimes, it's easy to forget h...

 
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The Witcher 3

This Witcher 3 Yennefer cosplay makes me want to play it again

Maria “Hannuki” Hanna really knows her cosplay, and this photo shoot of The Witcher 3's Yennefer is no exception. My favorite part is probably the set design -- it makes me feel like the Witcher academy actually exists. Now I ju...

 
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The Witcher 3

The next Witcher 3 DLC might be coming out right before E3

It's been a while since I've played The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, but a new DLC just might change that. Following up Hearts of Stone, the second add-on, Blood & Wine, supposedly has a June 7 release date. The info comes from Polis...

 
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The Witcher 3

And the award for the GDC's Game of the Year goes to...

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt has been crowned Game of the Year at this year’s GDC Awards. The RPG also received recognition with a Best Technology Award. It wasn’t the biggest winner of the ceremony, however; Sam Barlow’s Her ...

 
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Witcher 3

This Witcher 3 figure straight up looks like Christopher Lee

Online retailer Jinx is getting into the Witcher 3 toy race, and its first figure is based on Geralt. Except...this thing looks less like Geralt, and more like a Clone Wars cartoon scan of Christopher Lee's Count Dooku. I'm n...

 
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The Witcher

Please sign this petition for Destructoid to send me to Witcher School

There's a real-life LARP Witcher School where you can learn how to fight with swords and bows, make potions, and combat humans dressed in monster suits. It's held at Castle Moszna in Poland, and this March 17-20, they'll be accepting intern...

 
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Witcher 2

The Witcher 2 is currently free on Xbox Live right now

Why is The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings free on Xbox 360 in the US? We don't know (CD Projekt Red hasn't updated its Twitter in nearly two weeks)! But you sure can mosey on to the download link and grab it! I just tested it, and can confir...

 
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Game Writing

The Witcher 3, Pillars of Eternity score Writers Guild Award nominations

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is an unstoppable, award-winning machine. While it failed to take home the industry's top prize, the Destructoid Game of the Year Award, it has secured victories from other, lesser organizations such as The Gam...

 
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Witcher 3 patch

The Witcher 3 patch 1.12 smashes Hearts of Stone bugs

There's a lot to peruse in this 1.12 patch-notes-filled The Witcher 3 PDF. Much of it has to do with the new-ish Hearts of Stone expansion and fixing bugs therein, but rest assured that this patch isn't 15gb (a much more reasonable 1.4gb) a...

 
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Witcher 3

CD Projekt Red denies existence of The Witcher 3: Enhanced Edition

The Witcher 3 -- am I right, guys?That's basically all you need to say before a back-patting ceremony ensues, congratulating one another for playing Geralt's latest adventure. It's pretty damn good, and with all of the sales under CD Projek...

 
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GDC Awards

Metal Gear Solid V and The Witcher 3 lead all nominees at GDC Awards

When the Game Developers Choice Awards take place March 16 in San Francisco, two games will already have a leg-up in their odds of bringing home some hardware. The award show has revealed all the nominees for its nine categories, and Metal ...

 
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GOTY 2015

Mike Cosimano's personal picks for Game of the Year 2015

2015 was a divisive year -- tremendous in terms of media (TV like Master of None and The 100; movies like Spotlight and The Force Awakens; games like...well, keep reading) and a garbage year in terms of my life. Entertainment became a ...

 
Fun with graph
There are exactly 100 professional reviews culled on the Bloodborne Metacritic page. Of that 100, 99 are "positive" and 1 is "mixed," a lowly 7/10, which I'd suggest is still positive. Oh, so nobody dislikes this game? When I...   read

Best PC Game 2015
The personal computer ("PC," to those in the know) is always good for a clutch of unexpected surprises and in 2015 it was no different. There heavy hitters are there, from Metal Gear to The Witcher. But there is also an unexp...   read

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The Witcher 3 DLC

The Witcher 3's second expansion looks lovely

There's no snow where I live, thank goodness, but it is cold and rainy. Gloomy vibes all around with no end in sight. I don't want to think about it, so excuse me for a moment while I get distracted by these warm screenshots from the next W...

 
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GameBarcodes

GameBarcodes distill games down frame by frame

A couple weeks ago an imgur page was floating around the Internet showing various films with each frame reduced to its average color and represented as a single vertical line in what turn out to be often vibrant barcodes. This is not exactl...

 
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Witcher movie

A Witcher movie's in the works, somehow not for Skinemax

The Witcher video games have a lot of sexin' going on, but that doesn't mean any movie made about the franchise will be automatically relegated to the late-night softcore adult entertainment channels. There's a silver screen version of...

 
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Witcher 3

Use a money-making exploit in Witcher 3? Then a taxman's comin' after you

Historically speaking, there have been very taxmen that skew toward likable. The Beatles sang about one, but the lyrics indicate that even he wasn't a particularly great dude; it's just that he's the subject of a very good song. Turns out ...

 
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The Witcher 3

The Witcher 3's physical Gwent set has been delayed

The Witcher 3's Hearts of Stone DLC is set to drop on October 13, along with a physical version that came packed with Gwent cards. Now CD Projekt Red has noted that due to logistical problems, this edition has been delayed for "several days...

 
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15GB patches

Are you okay with 15GB patches for console games?

Remember the retro days where console games worked, and they couldn't be patched (and subsequently fixed?). Yep, I do, but I was also a PC gamer during that same time period -- I had the good fortune of meeting friends from all sides of the...

 
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The Witcher

The Witcher 3's next patch is 15GB on consoles

You know they mean business when you have to open a PDF to read patch notes. CD Projekt RED has detailed patch 1.10 for The Witcher 3, and it's freaking huge. The changelog is housed within a 13-page document that covers fixes for the gamep...

 
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Cyberpunk > Witcher

Cyberpunk 2077 is aiming to be 'far, far bigger than The Witcher 3'

"Cyberpunk is far bigger than anything else that CD Projekt Red has done before," said visual effects artist Jose Teixeira speaking to MCV. "Far, far bigger." "Working on The Witcher 3 was a really good and often brutal learning e...

 
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Witcher 3

Decapitation won't stop the foes in Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone

Geralt of Rivia has found himself opposite all kinds of opponents. Ghouls and beasts and insects and vampires -- the list goes on and on. So, when he's facing boring ol' humans, well, that's about as mundane as his life gets. But, Witcher ...

 
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The Witcher 3

Check out the main theme for The Witcher 3's Hearts of Stone DLC

The Witcher 3's Heart of Stone DLC is coming on October 13, and will have 10 hours of content in tow. But before it drops, you can listen to the main theme above from composer Marcin Przybyłowicz. Wild Hunt already...

 
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Witcher 3

The Witcher 3's 1.09 patch will include PS4 performance fixes

If you're sick of hearing of The Witcher 3, you're going to have to deal with it for quite a while longer, as CD Projekt Red is in overdrive mode with this game, even months after launch. In addition to a ton of swift patches that have fixe...

 
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Witcher 3

Here are 22 Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone screens to tide you over

I write, you read -- that's the arrangement we have here. It has worked fabulously for the past three years (except for those of you who hate me). As if a substitute teacher were in class, I'm going to take it a bit easy on you with this po...

 
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Witcher 3

The Witcher 3 cost a cool $81 million to make

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt cost CD Projekt $81 million to develop. That's a decent amount of coin. But, the publisher is already seeing the fruits of its investment, as the company's latest financial report shows it's in the black by $6...

 
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Witcher 3

The Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone special edition comes with real Gwent cards

The Witcher 3 has had a pretty phenomenal launch. It sold gangbusters, and it did so without pinching pennies and splitting up pre-order DLC like many other sleazy publishers. But now, the time has almost come for its Season Pass to start,...

 
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Witcher 3

Witcher 3 dev wants free DLC to be an industry standard

CD Projekt Red released The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt in May, but it didn't stop offering content there. Over the course of three months, the developer continually put out free add-ons -- 16 in all. That's a trend that it'd like to see beco...

 

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Playing Dark Souls III using the Vitas Remote Play it wasnt my smartest idea

 
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