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1:15 PM on 03.04.2015

Oh hey, this looks like final Steam Controller

Weird as it might still look, you have to admit that Valve's Steam Controller has come far. Remember this photo? Or this more recent one? It's like leafing through your worst yearbooks. Given that I play PC-centric games with...

Jordan Devore


7:45 PM on 03.03.2015

Valve: Steam Link game-streaming device, controller, free Source 2, and VR in 2015

Valve just announced a number of new products for 2015 along with some pricing details. (Leave it to Valve to reveal hardware with dates and pricing at the same time.) This year, the company will release: Steam Link, Steam Ma...

Jed Whitaker

4:00 PM on 03.03.2015

Team Fortress 2sdays: Heisting Gone Wrong

I’ll make no excuses for my obsession with Payday 2 as of late, and even though Overkill has been doing some questionable things with DLC recently I still have tons of fun. While most people looking at the game will t...

Mike Martin

2:30 PM on 03.03.2015

Capcom listened! Local co-op added to Resident Evil: Revelations 2 for PC

There was drama last week surrounding the lack of splitscreen cooperative play in the Campaign and Raid Mode of Resident Evil: Revelations 2 for PC -- not only because that's a nice feature to have, but because Capcom "mistak...

Jordan Devore

7:30 AM on 03.03.2015

No more file size limit for Skyrim mods on Steam Workshop

Bethesda will be removing the 100MB file size limitation from Steam Workshop mods in an upcoming patch for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.  Finally, all those gorgeous gigantic textures can be installed from Steam itself, i...

Jason Faulkner

8:00 PM on 03.02.2015

That was fast: Five Nights at Freddy's 3 is on Steam

Five Nights at Freddy's 3 is out now on Steam for $7.99. No, you didn't miss any big release date announcement -- this just happened suddenly. That's how developer Scott Cawthon rolls. As someone who's grown increasingly impa...

Jordan Devore

11:00 AM on 03.02.2015

Valve to give a talk about physics at GDC on March 3 at 3 PM

Sergiy Migdalskiy, a programmer at Valve, will be giving a talk at GDC this week at the start of the THIRD month on the THIRD day at 3 PM. According to Sergiy's LinkedIn he has worked on games such as Counter-Strike: Glo...

Jed Whitaker

5:00 PM on 03.01.2015

HTC Vive VR headset announced in partnership with Valve

HTC is partnering with Valve on a VR headset, revealed today as the Vive. The Vive will be "powered by Steam VR," which seems to be a software solution created by Valve for VR headsets. It is unclear at this time if Stea...

Jed Whitaker

4:30 PM on 03.01.2015

Watch me die in Castle in the Darkness on Beard View Live

Hey Beard View fans, I'll be playing Castle in the Darkness over at our Twitch channel at 6:30 pm Eastern / 3:30 pm Pacific. You can obviously watch it embedded below, but I encourage to come join the chat and keep me co...

Jed Whitaker

5:30 PM on 02.28.2015

Mod adds local co-op to Resident Evil: Revelations 2 for PC

After reports of Capcom pulling a switcharoo on the local co-op feature of Resident Evil: Revelations 2 for the PC, a mod has been released to temporarily fill that gap. Currently, the mod requires players to use ga...

Jed Whitaker



How do you Do It? I do it with action figures on Steam photo
How do you Do It? I do it with action figures on Steam
by Jed Whitaker

There sure have been a lot of free games coming out on Steam these days, and how do you Do It? is probably my favorite. You're an 11-year-old girl and you've just seen your mother having sex. Now you're hell bent on figuring out just how that works by using your action figures.

Go grab the game from Steam and make your action figures hump to your heart's content while pondering aloud if you're doing it right. I'm really hoping for someone to make a classic action figures mod. Thundercats, HO!

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7:00 PM on 02.27.2015

Destroy Internet trolls as Social Justice Warriors on Steam

Take on the role of a paladin, a cleric, a mage, or a rogue to fight Internet trolls. In this satirical role-playing game, you tear down the reputation and sanity of your enemies armed only with a keyboard and your wits. Soc...

Jed Whitaker

6:30 PM on 02.27.2015

Zombie Army Trilogy video tells us what Zombie Army Trilogy is

The zombie saturation of the current videogame landscape will soon see another mindless meat shooter with the release of Zombie Army Trilogy this March. As if the literally hundreds of other zombie-themed games weren't enoug...

Robert Summa

2:00 PM on 02.27.2015

$8 Valkyria Chronicles returns, big Sega sale including Shining Force II, Golden Axe

Based on recent reports, Sega is now focusing on digital titles. So it's not much of a surprise that Green Man Gaming has launched a huge Sega sale with discounts on recent titles such as Valkyria Chronicles and Alien: Isolat...

Dealzon

1:30 PM on 02.27.2015

Sublevel Zero is your new 6DoF roguelike shooter

Sublevel Zero is England-based studio Sigtrap's new roguelike reimagining of the first-person, six-degree-of-freedom shooter. Influences on the game's design swing from classic 6DoF titles like Descent to modern ro...

Rob Morrow

4:30 PM on 02.26.2015

Shelter 2's latest trailer will thaw the coldest of hearts

I was reminded of Might and Delight's upcoming abstract adventure game Shelter 2 the other evening as I was winding my way up into the snowy, North Carolina highlands at dusk. As I made the last few icy turns appro...

Rob Morrow