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Videogame Clubhouse: Delve into the EXTREME with Amped 3!

Since indie month ended, Phil has kind of been going nuts. If you didn't check out our last show you missed a hot beach adventure with Dead or Alive Xtreme 2. So, how has Phil decided to top that nonsense? Apparently the answer is snowboard...

 
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The return of the Gentlemen's Club: Akiba's Trip edition

Have you guys heard of Akiba's Trip 2? If you're not up on your crazy Japanese games I'll break it down for you: It's Yakuza but to defeat your vampire enemies you have to RIP OFF THEIR CLOTHES. That's right, it's like crazy strip Yakuza on...

 
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Videogame Clubhouse: Cheap titilation in DoA X2

Here on the Videogame Clubhouse we try to be topical. We bring you the newest and hottest games around. As you saw last month we brought you all kinds of new indie games with cool developer interaction. So, how are we going to follow all of...

 
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Videogame Clubhouse: We're giving away Octodad!

I'm not going to get fancy with this post: Octodad is better than pretty much every game launched in the past year. In the hour I spent with the game last night I had more fun than I had in recent memory. Naturally, we're ending our indie m...

 
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Videogame Clubhouse: Mercenary Kings is fun and good

You like guns? Cool, that's very American of you. Now, if you're like me you love to customize things. Well, Mercenary Kings is here to deliver. We're going through this Contra themed murder-fest live and in person today on the Videogame Cl...

 
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Live show: Talking La-Mulana 2 with Playism!

Just for you guys we somehow roped some of the wonderful people from Playism to come by and talk about La-Mulana 2 and their Kickstarter they announced just last night! We will be playing the original while taking questions from you the vie...

 
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Videogame Clubhouse: Let's get murdered in La-Mulana!

If you haven't checked into the Videogame Clubhouse recently you've probably not heard that we're having guests in from La-Mulana 2 and we're demoing world premiere gameplay. In order to prepare for this nonsense we're playing the original ...

 
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Videogame Clubhouse: OH MY GOD NIDHOGG IS SO GOOD

I'm going to cut to the chase with this one: Nidhogg is really great. I've been waiting for this game since it first started winning awards back in 2010. In the interim I sort of forgot that Nidhogg existed. Oops. Did you forget all about t...

 
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Videogame Clubhouse: Climbing atop the Nuclear Throne!

Forget that year of Luigi nonsense, the real thing you should be celebrating is Indie Month on the Videogame Clubhouse. We're keeping the hype train a-rollin' with the fantastic Nuclear Throne. If you're not all up in this business already ...

 
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Videogame Clubhouse: We're back and playing Valdis Story

Ooo wee baby! I'm back and feelin' soooo good. I've been out for a few weeks so I'm well-rested and a rarin' to go. Part of my resurrection in 2014 is the beginning of INDIE MONTH 2014!  To kick off our month we're playing Valdis Story...

 
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Video Game Clubhouse: A good 'Games for Gold' game!?

Sure, tons of people often bash Microsoft's offerings when it comes to their Games for Gold promotion. But, ladies and gentlemen, it seems they have stepped their game up! Because, for FREE, right now, you can download Sleeping Dogs onto yo...

 
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Live show: Our favorite games from the year

It's that time of the year again where we, as gamers, like to look back and reflect on what we most enjoyed in the games we played. With all these game of the year posts floating around we over on the Clubhouse have also gotten into the spi...

 
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Videogames Clubhouse: RIP MVC and other acronyms

If you've ever seen the Gentlemen's Club you're already well aware that I'm hot garbage when it comes to fighting games. Apparently I've become notorious due to this fact. So earlier this week when Phil and Manny asked me to play Ultimate M...

 
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The Gentlemen's Club! The last one... for the year!?

Spencer and I are both two people who get really excited whenever our favorite non-denominational holiday rolls around. We have already been getting into the mood by listening to some of the greatest seasonal song hits from Bing Crosby to C...

 
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Videogames Clubhouse: We're hanging out with Neverwinter

Remember back to all those weeks ago when we promised the Videogames Clubhouse would be a place for the community to talk to developers. We haven't really made good on that promise, but baby we're tryin' to do right by you. Today at 2pm pst...

 
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Videogames Clubhouse: Bitin' on some dicks.

Remember when we played Call of Duty Ghosts and there were those awful dog sections? Well, as it turns out they were ripped off pretty wholesale from a game called Dead to Rights: Retribution. Sadly, Infinity Ward decided not to rip off the...

 
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Gentlemen's Club: Get hype on Samurai Gunn!

If you asked me earlier this week I would have told you that Samurai Gunn was going to be awesome whenever it managed to come out. Well, looks like Beau Blythe tricked us all and stealth launched the game yesterday and oh my god is it great...

 
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Videogames Clubhouse: What's going on with Knack!

Knack and I have had a complicated relationship. When it was announced I was excited even thought we didn't know much about it. I thought it would be a decent game for kids until I played it at PAX. Hot damn what I played was awful.  N...

 
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The Core no more, Come check out the Video Game Clubhouse

You guys may remember a little show Spencer and I did having something to do with cores over on our twitch channel. You don't? Good because that show isn't around anymore. It has changed, evolved and mutated into something better, something...

 
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The Gentlemen's Club! Bears wearing armor, that's it

You guys may remember a movie called The Golden Compass. While out searching for games to play on a show Spencer and I came across the game based on this movie. This movie had bears wearing armor...BEARS IN ARMOR. So naturally we picked it ...

 
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The Core! The beginning of the end, part 1

Yeehaw. If you remember back to last week you know that there's a new sheriff in town. And by new I mean old. Now it's time for our plucky band of losers to get promoted up into deputy status. That metaphor was fairly inaccurate. Oh well, s...

 
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Chill with Phil! So I have this PlayStation 4...

Hey guys, I know we are in the middle of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty right now, but something big happened. This new thing that all the kids are super excited about happened and somehow I have found myself knee deep in the next...

 
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The Destructoid Show's Glorious, Bumbling Return

Hey gang! Well, the plan was to do a big proper episode of The Destructoid Show, live, at 3:30 on the dot. However, things didn't go quite according to plan. After an hour of technical difficulties, we managed to go live. It's janky, it's ...

 
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The Core! Whoa, next gen starts tomorrow!

I honestly thought that we had a few more weeks until the new consoles came out. Like, I knew they were coming out in November but that always seemed like it would be "a few weeks out." I guess that means that we're going to have to do a sh...

 
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Gentlemen's Club: Cait Cooke is here!

Is it still Gentlemen's Club if a woman is on it? I'd like to think so, because on the Gentlemen's Club everyone is a gentleman. The men are gents, the ladies are gents, the kids, the dogs, the games. Gents all around. We're fortunate enoug...

 
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The Core! PS4 Countdown Day 1!

Wow guys! New consoles are coming out, and they're really expensive. I mean, I know the technology is really expensive but hot damn: those are some expensive-ass Blu-ray players. What? They're more than just Blu-ray players? I should probab...

 
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Get Your Learn On: Putt Putt and Fatty Bear on Rad Show

As this week winds down, I figured that I would take everyone back to when we were young and dumb, so we're playing Educational Games on Rad Show. That's correct, DOS Educational Games. If you don't enjoy purple cars and a energetic bear in...

 
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Chill with Phil! Metal Gear Solid 2 begins! (again!)

You guys may remember about two weeks ago I was supposed to start Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty on the show. Well, if you watched that show you know how it was plagued with all sorts of technical problems and the eventual loss of...

 
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The Gentlemen's Club! We are ruining our friendship live!

Spencer and I pretty much agree that Mario Party 2 is the best in the series. The characters cosplay depending on what stage they were in! You haven't Mario Partied until you see Donkey Kong in a wizard outfit, that's what I always say. So ...

 
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The Core! Wait, what did Microsoft say about the Xbone?

I seriously don't understand Microsoft's angle leading up to the launch of the Xbone. At this point in the game (PUNS) I feel like we should have a pretty good handle on what the system is and where it's going. Microsoft seems to disagree s...

 

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Nobody really knows what Spencer does. Technically some sort of Community Manager Spencer has also been known to stand in front of cameras and talk to people. Additionally, he's a hot hunk o' man...

 

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