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#Serious Sam

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Serious Sam Double D XXL unleashes the bees!

Serious Sam has always been dumb, but dumb in the really fun way. The games are just about running about and shooting as many bad guys as you can in the most amusing ways possible. Like shooting bees out of a shotgun. In this first develop...

 
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Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile DLC and franchise sale

If you were salivating at the chance to play more Serious Sam 3, then your wait is over. The Jewel of the Nile DLC is now out for Croteam's old-school FPS, consisting of three new levels as the titular hero travels to the foreboding&nb...

 
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The DTOID Show: Darkstalkers, Serious Sam, Rockstar & BL2

Today's formerly-live Destructoid Show was a whopper! Of NEWS! Yes. A bunch of stuff is coming to XBLA, PSN, and Steam (such as Serious Sam 3: BFE, Darkstalkers Resurrection, and Toejam & Earl) and Borderlands 2 and Mass ...

 
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Rich Knuckles announces Serious Sam 3: BFE coming to XBLA

That's right, Serious Sam 3: BFE is finally making its way to Xbox Live Arcade, and it's launching in less than a week, no less. The single-player and co-op parts will be available for 1200 Microsoft Points, while the multiplayer modes and...

 
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A Linux version is next for Serious Sam 3: BFE

The latest update on Valve's interest in bringing Left 4 Dead 2 and Steam over to Ubuntu was a spot of bright news for Linux users, and there's more where that came from. Croteam and Devolver Digital have announced that Serious Sam 3: BFE i...

 
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Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile DLC announced

Serious Sam 3 is getting an expansion with three brand new campaign missions. Jewel of the Nile is scheduled to arrive in October, with a price that's yet to be determined.  "Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile follows the legendary hero ...

 
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Sup Holmes: Serious Sam and clone problems with Vlambeer

[Destructoid's Director of Communications Hamza Aziz asked Jonathan Holmes to make a show called 'Sup, Holmes?' so that Destructoid could later sell a t-shirt that says 'Sup, Holmes?' on it. This is that show. Download the audio-only ...

 
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Serious Sam Double D XXL, SS3: BFE headed to XBLA

Xbox Live Arcade is showing Serious Sam even more love. Two games, Serious Sam 3: BFE by Croteam and Serous Sam Double D XXL by Mommy's Best Games, are coming to the platform later this fall. Talk about a pleasant surprise for gamers who di...

 
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The DTOID Show: Mass Effect 3 DLC, Halo 4, & Diablo 3

Greetings, dear readers! It's been a while since I've written one of these; I could be wrong, but I think this is where the joke part goes. ...How was that? On today's show, we got a first glimpse at Mass Effect 3's unconfirmed (but highly...

 
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Live show: Serious Sam giveaway on Mash Tactics

It's about to get all super serious on Mash Tactics today! King Foom is going balls to the wall in Serious Sam 3: BFE multiplayer. On top of that, we have a bunch of codes for the Serious Sam Complete Pack on Steam, courtesy of Croteam, and...

 
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Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter DLC incoming

"Legend of the Beast" is Croteam's new downloadable content for Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter on PC, and it's almost upon us. The add-on, which is launching this Tuesday at a price point of $4.99, includes three campaign missions rel...

 
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Weekend PC download deals: Deus Ex and Serious Sam

Well, I haven't done one of these posts in a while, mainly because I've not been awake on a Saturday morning for quite some time. But you know what time it is; hide your wallets because it's your Weekend PC Download Deals.  This weeken...

 
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Jimquisition: When Piracy Becomes Theft

Piracy isn't theft, right? It's copyright infringement, yes? These statements aren't wrong, but they're not always correct. Not when we talk about a certain type of piracy that is most certainly theft, and deserves all the indignity that s...

 
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Indieroyale kicks off a Serious Sam Lighting Bundle

Now that pay-what-you-want indie game bundles have become commonplace, it may be easy to start passing them up. I know I don't get nearly as excited as I used to with both the Humble Bundle and Indieroyale popping up at regular intervals.&n...

 
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PC deals: Assassin's Creed, Square Enix titles, indies

I hope you've been pacing yourself, because there are a number of solid discounts on PC games to be had in this month that never ends. On Amazon, Square Enix is up today with Just Cause 2 ($2.49), Dungeon Siege 3 ($4.99), Tomb Raider: Under...

 
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[Update: Contest over! Winners have been picked. Check your Direct Messages on Twitter to see if you won!] TIME TO GET SERIOUS! Serious Sam 3: BFE is finally out and we're giving away ten codes for the game as part of our 25 ...   read

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The DTOID Show: 360 EULA, Scorpion DRM, & a Batpatch

Hey everybody! Here's today's Destructoid Show! For starters, the Nintendo 3DS gets a nice little update, while the fine print on the Xbox 360's new dashboard hides a dirty little secret. Batman: Arkham City gets a partial patch, whil...

 
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Serious Sam 3 DRM = Immortal Pink Scorpion

Despite Serious Sam 3 promising to fight piracy simply by being an awesome game, it turns out that developer Croteam has snuck some DRM in there. Fortunately, it's the best kind of DRM -- the kind that only affects illegal copies, and hila...

 
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Two more pay-what-you-want indie bundles on PC

We've got two more pay-what-you-want independent bundles for the PC. One of them is available now, and the second one will be available next week. Both of them have some excellent games in them, and they support indie developers and chariti...

 
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Dtoid Show: Serious Sam 3, Thanksgiving thankings

I'm not the only guy who has been playing Serious Sam 3: BFE for a review. Max and Tara have been knee deep in Kleer bones and Gnaar eyeballs so they can give you their full impressions. The pair aren't quite ready to give it the review tr...

 
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Devolver on piracy: People will pay for awesome

Serious Sam 3: BFE is apparently doing quite well on Steam, with publisher Devolver Digital boasting on Twitter that "people will pay for awesome." According to the Devolver CFO Fork Parker, SS3 "combats piracy by being a fun, frantic game ...

 
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As games become increasingly complex and try to explore new, innovative ideas, the market is ripe for a game that takes us back to square one. Despite our lofty ideals and desire to treat videogames as art, there's still a ba...   read

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Serious Sam 3: BFE update kills game saves (Update)

[Update: The Croteam member who confirmed the issue has said that the studio may be able to fix everything. A new patch will arrive tomorrow that will attempt to rescue both old and new saves. Fingers crossed!] A small update for Serious Sa...

 
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Your Serious Sam 3: BFE launch trailer is here

Sick of turgid military shooters and po-faced space marines? Do you just want to shoot a lot of things while a mentally stunted meathead laughs in the face of violence? Well, Serious Sam 3: BFE is ready and waiting.  This launch trail...

 
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The DTOID Show: MGS 5?! Killzone 4?! Max Payne 3?!

Hey! Yesterday afternoon we did another one of our wacky live Destructoid Shows today. I didn't do anything bad with a piñata (not on camera, anyway) but we did fire off our finest and most succulent tidbits of video game news. Accor...

 
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New Serious Sam 3 trailer contains a lot of blood

Remember when Croteam's Serious Sam 3: BFE was hit with a delay? I know, we all cried a little inside at the fact that we wouldn't be able to rip out the eyes of Sam's enemies with nothing but our bear hands, or get to touch Sam's wid...

 
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Serious Sam 3: BFE gets its arsenal out in new trailer

Here's a new trailer for Serious Sam 3: BFE, showing off the juicy selection of weapons that Sam Stone will use to make mincemeat of Mental's ugly thralls. From assault rifles to lazer guns, you'll have plenty to play with.  The game'...

 
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[Update: Winners picked! Check your DMs or emails for the codes. Thanks for entering.] Serious Sam: The Random Encounter came out on Steam recently and sees Sam battling it out in a turn-based RPG setting. The Random En...   read

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The value we see in things is based on what we get out of it, rather than what we put into it. This is true in all aspects of life. This is also why I don’t factor cost into my reviews, because a 99-cent game is too mu...   read

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Serious Sam: The Random Encounter is almost here

The lovely folks at Vlambeer (makers of the brilliant Super Crate Box and Radical Fishing) sent me the latest trailer for their upcoming addition to the Serious Sam legacy, which takes the fast-paced, backwards-running ...

 

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