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#Serious Sam

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Talos Principle

A Serious Sam voice pack for The Talos Principle is weird and awesome

The Talos Principle is a puzzler that requires deep and philosophical thought. Serious Sam is, well, it's pretty much the exact opposite. That's why it's so excellent that the latter will be doing voicework for the former. Sometim...

 
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Devolver sale

GOG.com's newest bundle slashes prices on Devolver titles

Bundle deals are all the rage these days. Although there's a ton of derivatives of the original Humble Bundle, GOG.com outshines the competitors and delivers with its Devolver Game & Watch Bundle. It's great to get such a deal on games ...

 
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Serious Sam Classics: Revolution out now on Early Access

It's time to get serious. Or stoic. Actually, if Serious Sam is your thing, you might even want to get excited. A team of fans (with Croteam's blessing, no less) has launched Serious Sam Classics: Revolution on Steam, an iteration of the c...

 
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Serious Sam sale

Serious Sam series sale to help fund Serious Sam 4

While the Serious Sam franchise is repeatedly discounted, I'm not sure I've come across a better deal than this Humble Weekly Sale. It's pay-what-you-want pricing for Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter, Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounte...

 
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Devolver Digital giving Steam discount codes to fans

If you own Serious Sam 3: BFE, you may notice you've received a discount coupon for Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition. Conversely, if you own Megaton Edition, you've received a discount coupon for BFE.  Devolver Digital is thrusting codes...

 
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The Serious Sam franchise is known for being insane, over-the-top, funny, and an overall satisfying experience. Though each game in the core series is a first-person shooter, developer Mommy's Best Games has taken the franchi...   read

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New releases: Slicing and dicing in Metal Gear Rising

I'm aching all over after enjoying the weekend just a wee bit too much, so I don't really feel ready for another Monday. Not having the ability to stop time, I'm just going to have to power through. At least there are plenty of games to he...

 
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Valentine's Bundle

Get six sweet indie games in The Valentine's Bundle 2.0

If you don't have any plans to go out today, why not get some new games to pass the time away? Or, maybe you could snuggle up in front of the PC and murder some aliens together? The lovely people at Indie Royale have released a new bundle ...

 
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Serious Sam

Serious Sam Double D XXL unleashes the bees!

Serious Sam has always been dumb, but dumb in the really fun way. The games are just about running about and shooting as many bad guys as you can in the most amusing ways possible. Like shooting bees out of a shotgun. In this first develop...

 
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Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile DLC and franchise sale

If you were salivating at the chance to play more Serious Sam 3, then your wait is over. The Jewel of the Nile DLC is now out for Croteam's old-school FPS, consisting of three new levels as the titular hero travels to the foreboding&nb...

 
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The DTOID Show: Darkstalkers, Serious Sam, Rockstar & BL2

Today's formerly-live Destructoid Show was a whopper! Of NEWS! Yes. A bunch of stuff is coming to XBLA, PSN, and Steam (such as Serious Sam 3: BFE, Darkstalkers Resurrection, and Toejam & Earl) and Borderlands 2 and Mass ...

 
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Rich Knuckles announces Serious Sam 3: BFE coming to XBLA

That's right, Serious Sam 3: BFE is finally making its way to Xbox Live Arcade, and it's launching in less than a week, no less. The single-player and co-op parts will be available for 1200 Microsoft Points, while the multiplayer modes and...

 
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A Linux version is next for Serious Sam 3: BFE

The latest update on Valve's interest in bringing Left 4 Dead 2 and Steam over to Ubuntu was a spot of bright news for Linux users, and there's more where that came from. Croteam and Devolver Digital have announced that Serious Sam 3: BFE i...

 
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Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile DLC announced

Serious Sam 3 is getting an expansion with three brand new campaign missions. Jewel of the Nile is scheduled to arrive in October, with a price that's yet to be determined.  "Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile follows the legendary hero ...

 
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Sup Holmes: Serious Sam and clone problems with Vlambeer

[Destructoid's Director of Communications Hamza Aziz asked Jonathan Holmes to make a show called 'Sup, Holmes?' so that Destructoid could later sell a t-shirt that says 'Sup, Holmes?' on it. This is that show. Download the audio-only ...

 
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Serious Sam Double D XXL, SS3: BFE headed to XBLA

Xbox Live Arcade is showing Serious Sam even more love. Two games, Serious Sam 3: BFE by Croteam and Serous Sam Double D XXL by Mommy's Best Games, are coming to the platform later this fall. Talk about a pleasant surprise for gamers who di...

 
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The DTOID Show: Mass Effect 3 DLC, Halo 4, & Diablo 3

Greetings, dear readers! It's been a while since I've written one of these; I could be wrong, but I think this is where the joke part goes. ...How was that? On today's show, we got a first glimpse at Mass Effect 3's unconfirmed (but highly...

 
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Live show: Serious Sam giveaway on Mash Tactics

It's about to get all super serious on Mash Tactics today! King Foom is going balls to the wall in Serious Sam 3: BFE multiplayer. On top of that, we have a bunch of codes for the Serious Sam Complete Pack on Steam, courtesy of Croteam, and...

 
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Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter DLC incoming

"Legend of the Beast" is Croteam's new downloadable content for Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter on PC, and it's almost upon us. The add-on, which is launching this Tuesday at a price point of $4.99, includes three campaign missions rel...

 
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Weekend PC download deals: Deus Ex and Serious Sam

Well, I haven't done one of these posts in a while, mainly because I've not been awake on a Saturday morning for quite some time. But you know what time it is; hide your wallets because it's your Weekend PC Download Deals.  This weeken...

 
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Jimquisition: When Piracy Becomes Theft

Piracy isn't theft, right? It's copyright infringement, yes? These statements aren't wrong, but they're not always correct. Not when we talk about a certain type of piracy that is most certainly theft, and deserves all the indignity that s...

 
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Indieroyale kicks off a Serious Sam Lighting Bundle

Now that pay-what-you-want indie game bundles have become commonplace, it may be easy to start passing them up. I know I don't get nearly as excited as I used to with both the Humble Bundle and Indieroyale popping up at regular intervals.&n...

 
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PC deals: Assassin's Creed, Square Enix titles, indies

I hope you've been pacing yourself, because there are a number of solid discounts on PC games to be had in this month that never ends. On Amazon, Square Enix is up today with Just Cause 2 ($2.49), Dungeon Siege 3 ($4.99), Tomb Raider: Under...

 
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[Update: Contest over! Winners have been picked. Check your Direct Messages on Twitter to see if you won!] TIME TO GET SERIOUS! Serious Sam 3: BFE is finally out and we're giving away ten codes for the game as part of our 25 ...   read

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The DTOID Show: 360 EULA, Scorpion DRM, & a Batpatch

Hey everybody! Here's today's Destructoid Show! For starters, the Nintendo 3DS gets a nice little update, while the fine print on the Xbox 360's new dashboard hides a dirty little secret. Batman: Arkham City gets a partial patch, whil...

 
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Serious Sam 3 DRM = Immortal Pink Scorpion

Despite Serious Sam 3 promising to fight piracy simply by being an awesome game, it turns out that developer Croteam has snuck some DRM in there. Fortunately, it's the best kind of DRM -- the kind that only affects illegal copies, and hila...

 
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Two more pay-what-you-want indie bundles on PC

We've got two more pay-what-you-want independent bundles for the PC. One of them is available now, and the second one will be available next week. Both of them have some excellent games in them, and they support indie developers and chariti...

 
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Dtoid Show: Serious Sam 3, Thanksgiving thankings

I'm not the only guy who has been playing Serious Sam 3: BFE for a review. Max and Tara have been knee deep in Kleer bones and Gnaar eyeballs so they can give you their full impressions. The pair aren't quite ready to give it the review tr...

 
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Devolver on piracy: People will pay for awesome

Serious Sam 3: BFE is apparently doing quite well on Steam, with publisher Devolver Digital boasting on Twitter that "people will pay for awesome." According to the Devolver CFO Fork Parker, SS3 "combats piracy by being a fun, frantic game ...

 
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As games become increasingly complex and try to explore new, innovative ideas, the market is ripe for a game that takes us back to square one. Despite our lofty ideals and desire to treat videogames as art, there's still a ba...   read


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ZombZ

All you cat girl lovers have so many waifus to choose just dont know the struggle of a snake girl

 
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Alphadeus

Going through a difficult Pretty fucking pissed off at some shit that happened last Enough to leave the Discord But Im back until I get kicked, or I leave Heres a link to Surviving the Fuck Fight I lost a friend

 
DSBrad

Beyond Two I such an odd Seems like Heavy Rain meets Life Is Strange meets Metal I think I liked it?

 
Nathan D

Its a strange experience playing Bloodborne with All That She Wants stuck in your Also, got my

 
JayfromtheSun

This is how you know shes a

 
ChrisHannard

Playing Dark Souls I did not Git The commentarys volume is off, which Ill fix if I can face the game

 
Parismio

Oh my Boreal valley is my new

 
Confuseddalek

Lets recap the last two days; Fell though the floor and landed in the womens A chunk of metal shot though the hood of my My laptop screen shattered while I was filling out the At this point, I refuse to leave the

 
DeadMoon

But what about the Squirrel Girls?!?

 
Amna Umen

The gaping dragon is And on my first try too! I got kinda lucky and walked into the room with the Shaman and gimped him as he walked up the stairs so the dragon fight was just a waiting game once his tail was Am I git gud yet?

 
Steven Hansen

all these cat girls just show some of you need to raise your art & animation

 
SeymourDuncan17

Has anyone compared Severed to Skyward Sword yet? Because, if I were to sell it in 5 seconds, so far, Id describe it as Skyward Swords combat done

 
Gamemaniac3434

I have started something Something Soon it will grow through and into It will be a crowning glory in my cap, on the road to conquest of Until we all get bored and go back to our normal I guess

 
GoofierBrute

Just finished Star Fox Loved it, and its a serious contender for Game of the Year for Yeah, you read that

 
taterchimp

Wish gems were easier to find in Dark Souls

 
Torchman

Discord chat has gone full happy ABORT ABORT ABORT, ANIME WAS A MISTAKE

 
vxxyman

More catgirls means more Playboy Penguin (with some backup from good ol Bugs Bunny)

 
Gundy

All dose cat dose

 
Torchman

Shit waifus as far as the eye can

 
Parismio

Thanks to Pixie, I remembered my love for FFXIV

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Todays been a rollercoaster of a day for Ive now got a second job at It looks like Im single now But I also got a voice message from Mike West, the guy who voices Fox McCloud in Star Fox 64/3D and

 
OverlordZetta

Oh yeah, this years Super Sentai has a cat girl, doesnt it? What did she look like Toei I dont think this is what the otaku audience had in mind at

 
JDelwynn

It seems that having children is like Alien Thank god Im single!

 
BlazeWii

Cat girls? CAT GIRLS??? Need I remind you all that there is only enough room in this anime world for one master female

 
Samsneeze

I am struggling to get through Fire Emblem Its all so The characters are The maps are all the The story is even managing to be worse than Awakening I hope Intelligent Systems has its shit together next

 
ChrisHannard

Fully charged controller? Game appropriate drink? Game from a series Ive never played before? Time to Git Gud or Die

 
Kaleido Ruby

All these mentions of catgirls and not a single mention of

 
Pixie The Fairy

I used to be a catgirl Best at what I did,

 
iam16bit

All these posts about Cat Girls and not one from Cat Planet Cuties!

 

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