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12:02 PM on 10.12.2007

Warner Bros launch I Am Legend metagame inside Second Life: So, vampire furries?

Here's the situation: Warner Bros. have recently created a film with Will "Childsafe Negro" Smith based on the 1954 Richard Matheson novel I Am Legend. His novel relates a story of a world in which humanity has been...

Earnest Cavalli

12:20 PM on 10.02.2007

Captain Obvious: Second Life is overhyped

Ah, Second Life. Where else can one find mediocre recreations of real life landmarks, relive Midgar complete with fervent cosplayers, and make an attempt to titrape a unicorn? There's simply nothing like it. Perhaps that's wh...

Colette Bennett

10:03 PM on 09.07.2007

Second Life gets even creepier: Sex with unicorns anyone?

Every time I write a post about how terrifyingly Caligulan Second Life has become I swear on a copy of Jane Eyre that I will never draw more attention to that digital Sodom, but then, some virtual Guccione manages to push the...

Earnest Cavalli

1:21 AM on 07.12.2007

Gibson to promo Spook Country in Second Life; skeet, skeet, 404 file not found

With what can only be described as Gibson-ian clairvoyance, William Gibson -- the man behind almost every important cyberpunk novel of the last century -- is set to promote his new literary venture Spook Country within the s...

Earnest Cavalli

6:48 AM on 06.13.2007

Second Life used to look for missing girl

Countless young children disappear every day in the world, are the victims of abuse and crime, and see their short lives ended by vile scumbags, but when one is pretty, female and white, then the media start to take notice an...

Jim Sterling

10:46 PM on 06.10.2007

Virtual land dispute gets a little too real; it's like I can touch you!

Second Life, the digital Narnia where the men are men and the women are, more than not likely, also men, continues to blur the line between the virtual and the whatever-the-opposite-of-virtual-is with the recent news that on...

Earnest Cavalli





12:49 PM on 06.10.2007

Greybushtainment! Second Life free hugs are very NSFW

Look I drink... So don't bitch at me if you didn't heed my NSFW warning. This video has more Also Cocks than you can shake a... well you get the point. If you haven't heard of the Free Hugs Campaign, then the...

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'Meet' Bruce Willis in Second Life ... or not, y'know photo
'Meet' Bruce Willis in Second Life ... or not, y'know
by Jim Sterling

Ever wanted to pretend to meet Bruce Willis? Now you can! To celebrate the upcoming release of Live Free or Die Hard, those fellas at Fox are offering contestants a chance to meet with Mr. McClane himself, to lucky winners with the inclination and time on their hands to take the Die Hard Fan Quiz.

Why am I wasting everybody's time talking about that? Because you won't get to physically meet him. Instead, you will have the distinct pleasure of chatting with the man through the medium of Second Life.

That's right, the "3D Virtual World" used predominantly (if not exclusively) as a global virtual sex marathon will host a clandestine meeting with the action movie star Bruce Willis or, more accurately, a hairy, greasy pedophile claiming to be Bruce Willis.  

If your life's ambition has been to answer five questions about Die Hard in order to speak to somebody who thinks they're Bruce Willis over the internet, then this is the contest of your dreams. Why, they'll even make the Second Life account for you.

I know you're tempted ... you're gagging for it.

[Thanks to Knives]

 

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6:41 AM on 05.11.2007

Second Life can now add "rampant pedophilia" to its Hall of Sexual Dysfunction

Second Life has always been heralded as the next step in virtual living, and the Mecca of free, unhindered speech, but much like public pools, moustaches and Chinatown pedophiles had to go and ruin it for the rest of us.Accor...

Earnest Cavalli

5:23 AM on 05.06.2007

FFVII + Second Life = eLARPing; meta is not a strong enough word

Ladies and gentlemen, you are staring directly into the rabbit's hole, only this particular hole is filled with people dressed as rabbits dressed as Cloud and Sephiroth (and they are quite possibly having sex with one ano...

Earnest Cavalli

3:14 AM on 04.06.2007

Welcome to the machine; Life 2.0 teaches Second Life from within Second Life

Dr Dobb's is a respected resource for computer development, and has been so for thirty years now, but somewhere along the line, the good doctor started downing handfuls of valium, ketamine and DDR Ram chips, and decided ...

Earnest Cavalli