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#Mr Destructoid

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Dtoid turns 8!

It's been eight long, hard years to the day since our beloved robot overlord Niero first pressed the big red button and launched Destructoid into orbit. And what a crazy f*cking ride it has been so far! Mr Destructoid has come a long way si...

 
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Hey! You can buy a Mr Destructoid helmet for your Xbox Avatar

You may recall about a year-and-a-half ago, when we unveiled the Destructoid line of merchandise for your Xbox Live Avatars. At the time, the biggest request was that we get a Mr Destructoid helmet to join the cool shirts and hoodies and st...

 
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Dtoid's PAX Schedule

Dtoid's community meetup plans for PAX Prime 2013!

PAX Prime 2013 is just three weeks away RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT! As always, there will be a ton of games to see and play and panels and parties to attend, and we've listed the very best of them right here for your bookmarking convenience! We've...

 
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Gallery: Mr. Destructoid vs. E3, Day One

Did you know Destructoid was first started just to get into E3?  After obtaining press credentials and actually having a few readers to respond to, I decided that I would keep it going and looked into getting a booth, but couldn't affo...

 
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Dtoid PAX East meetups

Here are Destructoid's PAX East 2013 plans!

[Update: The community photo is now on Saturday at 2 PM, not 1 PM! Tell your friends!] PAX East 2013 is next Friday HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! And just like we do every year, the Dtoid community will be out in full force, meeting up daily and nig...

 
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Mr D in Edge of Space

Play as Mr Destructoid in Edge of Space and Guncraft!

Destructoid has partnered with our friends at Exato Games and Handyman Studios to get Mr Destructoid playable in Guncraft and Edge of Space! From now until March 24 (because PAX, duh), you can head on over to both games' websites and redeem...

 
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San Francisco Dtoiders, check out these awesome parties!

[Update: We've just been given two pairs of tickets to the I Fight Dragons show on Sunday! First two people to ask for them get them!] Beginning tonight at 8 and lasting until well into Sunday morning, San Francisco will be party central fo...

 
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Dtoid Dance Party

It's a Destructoid Dance Party!

Get your grind on with Mr. Destructoid! This Saturday, November 10th, Dtoid and PlayStation's own R3Y GUTI3RR3Z will be DJing his very first show in San Francisco, and you're invited! Come celebrate love, music, videogames and sexy gre...

 
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Check out the Mr. Destructoid level in Colour Bind!

[Update: To access the level yourself, subscribe to it in the Steam Workshop, then go into Custom Levels within the game and press F5!] The dudes at Puppy Punch Productions (love that name) have just added a Mr. Destructoid-themed level to...

 
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The erotic origins of the third Destructoid helmet

As you are undoubtedly aware, there's a new baby in the family. The third generation of Mr. Destructoid has entered into our lives, and you will shower it with all the love and attention that you gave its older brothers. The OG Mr. Destruct...

 
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PAX Prime 2012: Everything you need to know!

Holy shit! PAX Prime is just around the corner! PAX may be billed as one of the few chances every year for non-gaming press to preview new games and meet their favorite developers and industry giants, but for me it's all about the community...

 
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Destructoid clothing items have officially arrived on the Xbox 360 Avatar marketplace today! We have Destructoid branded wristbands, hats, hoodies, t-shirts, and varsity jackets for male and female Avatars ranging from 80 to ...   read

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See Dtoid.TV's own 'Destructador' on WWE Smackdown!

Johnny Luchador, the amazing host of Super Fantastic Videogame Rad Show: Get There! on Dtoid.TV, recently attended the taping of a WWE Smackdown event for Syfy. He did so dressed in his full "Destructador" garb... and he's in almost every ...

 
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Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid

Did you figure out our little tease? It was indeed a big, glowing eyeball, one of the new features on the latest iteration of the Mr. Destructoid helmet. Once again courtesy of Volpin Props, this piece of high fashion will no doubt be all t...

 
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Mr. Destructoid makes his card game debut in Z.

Mr. Destructoid has been in plenty of videogames, but never a card game. That changes with upcoming downloadable trading card game Z. He joins Tex Murphy and Jessica Nigiri (Pikachu girl, Lollipop Chainsaw) as some of the guest cards that w...

 
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Mr. Destructoid has some fun at E3 2012

The reason Mr. Destructoid exists at all is because of the Electronic Entertainment Expo in the first place, so of course the green robot would be at the show! The photo gallery below shows Mr. Destructoid spending some quality time at the ...

 
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That's right, kids. Mr. Destructoid has arrived in Super Monday Night Combat! We've teamed up with the bacon-loving maniacs at Uber Entertainment to give the game a sexplosion the only way Destructoid can. The Mr. Destructoi...   read

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Friday Night Fights: That smile

Remember this? What about this? And this? I know you heard about this. Yes, it truly is a great time to be a Dtoider. Between all these high-profile community playdates, homegrown events like Team Fortress 2sdays, and Mr Dest...

 
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Zen Studios putting on Ms. Splosion Man table tournament

I hope you've been practicing the Ms. Splosion Man table on Pinball FX2, because Zen Studios has teamed up with Twisted Pixel to put on another high score tournament. Starting on May 18th, all you have to do to enter is play a round between...

 
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Rockstar recently unveiled some cool new features for its Social Club, the most notable being the addition of cross-platform "crews" for the purpose of challenging other players in online feuds. We'll see crews play a big pa...   read

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The DTOID Show's 300th Episode! God Of War & Metal Gear!

HEY! YOU! Yes, YOU. You're wonderful. Do you know why you're wonderful? Because you (humor me) watch The Destructoid Show, and today... We've celebrated our 300th episode. Oh boy. 300. Anyway, aside from day-drinking and some Gerard Butler...

 
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PAX: Mr. Destructoid shows off his muscles

Every PAX we let the community wear the Mr. Destructoid helmet. This year for PAX East we've given the helmet duties to community member Jacob "N7" Harder. Jacob also happens to be a professional body builder (seriously) so we let him loose...

 
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Dtoid Bobblehead Sale

Last call to win a Ghost Destructoid Bobblehead!

[Update: Congratulations to Fisty Dollars, our random winner!  Check your email, duder.] While cleaning up our Dtoid HQ (an event that is the equivalent of a full moon) I came across one last crate of Destructoid Bobbleheads, which wer...

 
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Mr. Destructoid blowin' minds across the tri-state area

Destructoid community's own Adam Bittel a.k.a. Johnny Luchador is a man of the people. You see him mingling it up on Twitch.tv, and now here he is on the local news, rockin' the Mr. Destructoid luchador mask and melting faces. Adam tells m...

 
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Get your FREE Destructoid t-shirt for PlayStation Home

PlayStation Home's big relaunch kicks off today, and we've got something for you to wear to the celebration. You can check out Home's redesign, new genre-based districts, and new games in a Destructoid t-shirt! Recognize this shirt? Yep, i...

 
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Burgertime World Tour needs more multiplayer testing

Upcoming burger-making simulator Burgertime World Tour has been pushed back to a late October/early November release window due to the fact that Monkey Paw Games wants to make their multiplayer experience more polished. Monkey Paw expressed...

 
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The next game to star Mr. Destructoid is BurgerTime World Tour! The news was revealed at our PAX Prime panel on Sunday where we shared the news by throwing McDonalds hamburgers into the crowd. Yes, we have the best ideas eve...   read

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Pinball FX2's next pinball table is based on Twisted Pixel's Ms. Splosion Man and it's set to come out on August 31 for the Xbox 360. The collaboration between Zen Studios and Twisted Pixel sees Splosin Man and Ms. Splosion ...   read

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Mr. Destructoid is playable in Arcade Jumper! for iOS

Following Mr. Destructoid's inclusion in the Ms. Splosion Man pinball table for Pinball FX2, our mischievous mascot has turned up in Arcade Jumper!, an upcoming iOS title by Black Hive Media. As the name implies, you'll be going through va...

 

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Jordan is a founding member of Destructoid and poster of seemingly random pictures. They are anything but random. Disclosure: I backed Double Fine Adventure and Awesomenauts: Starstorm on Kickst...

 

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RenaudB90

Its nice too see The Chinese Room working so hard to reinforce the stereotype of the foot in mouth, head up their own ass, stuck up, faux-deep indie an image the indie community loves being stuck with, Im

 
Jiraya

Its Friday people , your time to shine ! Also catgirl

 
ikiryou

Im at work in the house of man, dousing the blue tepid flames of sleep with the quenching waters of Starbucks

 
Oridan

How do I manage my Dtoid Huge membership? I wanna make sure its not set to

 
drmcscott

Has anyone found any reviews of that Uncharted 4 computer game? Ya know, considering a load of copies fell off the back of a

 
whatsacow

Am I the only one who feels overall disappointed with Ratchet and Clank? Gameplays fine, but it feels like Insomniac took all the charm, heart, and humour out of the game so they could shove it in the

 
JcDent

I like the silly DBZ-style power escalation in the new Deus Ex trailer, but Im also shocked by the possibility that Streum On will deliver a fun game with Deathwing, what with Divine Cybermancy being a Babys First Mod mod-level anime fanfic of

 
Fenriff

Someone invaded me in Dark Souls I ended

 
ZombZ

As someone who works in IT and can solve 99% of the issues with a reboot I have to praise the sun for this Windows+R command: iexplore -k

 
Deadgar64

So, I ordered a new graphics comes the new have no interest in the heard people talk about trading on Steam but everything Ive read seems know if thats a thing that can be done safely?

 
TheLimoMaker

On the final boss of Dark Souls Wish it was better The lore implications are superb, but the awful tracking attacks and cheap magic shots are things I will never let slide I was expecting an awesome one-on-one duel, I got a pansy magic

 
Nekrosys

Ratchet and Clank is now my Even though Dark Souls also came out this Because you can turn bosses into This is And yes, I know the PS4 capture footage shows how utterly shit I am at

 
RiffRaff

Id love to see the

 
whatsacow

I feel like an old man, but fuck Ive noticed that they all seem to be over priveleged white people who want to feel like their ordeals are as important as real minorities - or they need serious mental help and not fucking

 
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TotalBiscuit? No Red lobster cheddar biscuit? Ill fuck that shit up in a heartbeat, sign me up

 
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Sharukurusu

Playing FF6 and Im thinking, thieves in Zozo never thought a dude with a chainsaw would show up

 
Dreamweaver

I was goofing around invading in Dark Souls III and saw something kinda funny: I had to fight off two guys (I obviously wasnt trying to kill them) when another phantom got summoned to After they both killed me, the other guy arrived way too

 
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Just a reminder that Guiles Theme in SFV is

 
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Nekrosys

The new Ratchet and Clank has easily secured a place on my top 5 games of 2016 through sheer virtue of it containing a Trophy that is unlocked by turning a helicopter into a That is

 
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hlarge4

Ok, Pontiff Hes maybe a bit But not in a good Random Many with animations too fast to react When I beat him I feel like itll be more luck than

 
Dr Mel

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Been playing severed, having a fantastic time with it and I beat the first I do wish Drinkbox hadnt released images that spoil a certain moment and drain a bit of the impact but Having a good time with the game-got a vita? Get

 

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