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#Mr Destructoid

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Rockstar recently unveiled some cool new features for its Social Club, the most notable being the addition of cross-platform "crews" for the purpose of challenging other players in online feuds. We'll see crews play a big pa...   read

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The DTOID Show's 300th Episode! God Of War & Metal Gear!

HEY! YOU! Yes, YOU. You're wonderful. Do you know why you're wonderful? Because you (humor me) watch The Destructoid Show, and today... We've celebrated our 300th episode. Oh boy. 300. Anyway, aside from day-drinking and some Gerard Butler...

 
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PAX: Mr. Destructoid shows off his muscles

Every PAX we let the community wear the Mr. Destructoid helmet. This year for PAX East we've given the helmet duties to community member Jacob "N7" Harder. Jacob also happens to be a professional body builder (seriously) so we let him loose...

 
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Last call to win a Ghost Destructoid Bobblehead!

[Update: Congratulations to Fisty Dollars, our random winner!  Check your email, duder.] While cleaning up our Dtoid HQ (an event that is the equivalent of a full moon) I came across one last crate of Destructoid Bobbleheads, which wer...

 
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Mr. Destructoid blowin' minds across the tri-state area

Destructoid community's own Adam Bittel a.k.a. Johnny Luchador is a man of the people. You see him mingling it up on Twitch.tv, and now here he is on the local news, rockin' the Mr. Destructoid luchador mask and melting faces. Adam tells m...

 
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Get your FREE Destructoid t-shirt for PlayStation Home

PlayStation Home's big relaunch kicks off today, and we've got something for you to wear to the celebration. You can check out Home's redesign, new genre-based districts, and new games in a Destructoid t-shirt! Recognize this shirt? Yep, i...

 
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Burgertime World Tour needs more multiplayer testing

Upcoming burger-making simulator Burgertime World Tour has been pushed back to a late October/early November release window due to the fact that Monkey Paw Games wants to make their multiplayer experience more polished. Monkey Paw expressed...

 
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The next game to star Mr. Destructoid is BurgerTime World Tour! The news was revealed at our PAX Prime panel on Sunday where we shared the news by throwing McDonalds hamburgers into the crowd. Yes, we have the best ideas eve...   read

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Pinball FX2's next pinball table is based on Twisted Pixel's Ms. Splosion Man and it's set to come out on August 31 for the Xbox 360. The collaboration between Zen Studios and Twisted Pixel sees Splosin Man and Ms. Splosion ...   read

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Mr. Destructoid is playable in Arcade Jumper! for iOS

Following Mr. Destructoid's inclusion in the Ms. Splosion Man pinball table for Pinball FX2, our mischievous mascot has turned up in Arcade Jumper!, an upcoming iOS title by Black Hive Media. As the name implies, you'll be going through va...

 
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The first Ms. Splosion Man TMS challenge is almost over!

Mr. Destructoid is in everything these days, including your mom! Destructoid's time is running out in the first free TMS challenge for Ms. Splosion Man. The challenge comes to an end on July 31, just a few days from now. The top three times...

 
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Do you know how long we've been wanting to talk about this?  I swear it's like a walking around with grenades in your shorts!  I'm so ridiculously excited to announce today that Mr. Destructoid is in Pinball FX2 on ...   read

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The first TMS challenge for Ms. Splosion Man is now available and features Mr. Destructoid as a chasebot! All you need to do to get this free update is go to the "play challenge" section on the Ms. Splosion Man main menu and ...   read

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E3: Being Mr. Destructoid

At E3, one lucky fan was able to don the amazing Mr. Destructoid helmet. That lucky person was then able to hang out with me. I then used this magical moment as an excuse to go shoot videos of hot E3 girls. Typical Venom.

 
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E3: It's good to be Mr. Destructoid (gallery)

What a pimp. Special thanks to Kenny Redublo and Tactix for rocking the helmet as well as the lovely girls from Nyko. Want to volunteer to be Mr. Destructoid at an upcoming gaming event that's happening in your city?  Email s...

 
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Dtoid Shirts Reprinted: Squidbear's Revenge!

It's been a good couple of weeks since I've hamfistedly typed some ridiculous shpeel about how you guys should buy something, and frankly, that's way too long. The infamous Squidbear shirts are back in stock. Most shirts are printed by appl...

 
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Last call: Mr. Destructoid Bobbleheads on sale

Update: We have sold out.  What's in stock now?  New T-Shirts, posters, stickers, beanie hats, and thangs  

 
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Runes of Magic getting a Destructoid facelift

We've got something special planned for tomorrow's beginning-of-April shenanigans, but we are certainly not alone in our journey to entertain. The website for Runes of Magic has been updated to inform us about the game's new 3.0.DTOID conte...

 
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Brian Provinciano's Retro City Rampage is coming out for Xbox Live Arcade this summer. The XBLA version of the game will have widescreen support, a challenge mode, a character creator mode, and video replays, and it now feat...   read

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[Update] Contest closed! Winners are JTHomeslice ("Despite everyone's protests, Hamza stuck to his idea of nipple tassels attached to hats.), mix and John Wilson! So there's this hat trend right now where people are wearing b...   read

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The Blocks Cometh ... starring Mr. Destructoid!

We're pleased to announce that our very own Mr. Destructoid is appearing in the upcoming iPhone game, The Blocks Cometh, developed by Halfbot. That robot gets around, doesn't he? Halfbot included the character as thanks for our support when...

 
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Save Mr. Destructoid in Bitejacker, a browser based game

Update: Here's the play link! Mr. Destructoid would kindly request your protection from zombies in BiteJacker, an amazing retro-styled survival shooter by our friends over at the Bytejacker show. Our beloved mascot makes a cameo appearance...

 
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Raskulls is a game that Destructoid has been covering since it was little more than a name and a piece of concept art. The art style was instantly endearing and we had a feeling that Australian studio Halfbrick had the potent...   read

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Dtoid Live: More Raskulls, now with more Mr. Destructoid!

Destructoid Live is playing Raskulls all over again today! We had a blast with it yesterday so we wanted to do it again, especially since it's now available for all to purchase on Xbox Live Arcade! Plus we have even more codes to give out! ...

 
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Raskulls out on XBLA, win a code right now!

[Update] Contest closed! Winners are seltzermx, jcmproch, thatoneguyPDX, nexium and Son of Makuta! Check your PMs! Raskulls has been a long time coming and we couldn't be any happier that it's finally out. The racing puzzle game is super a...

 
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THQ emailed us this absolutely amazing piece of art for Christmas, showing Mr. Destructoid and the characters from de Blob hanging out in the spirit of the season. We use the word "amazing" way too much around these parts, bu...   read

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Raskulls launches on XBLA December 29

Halfbrick has finally announced the release date for its multiplayer brick-breaking platforming racing game Raskulls. The game, which features none other than Mr. Destructoid as a playable character, will be arriving on Xbox Live Arcade on ...

 
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Play this flash game with Mr. Destructoid, win a gift card

Episode 2 of Ninjas vs Mafia is now live and this time you're taking on the mafia to find your lost friend. You can't get through the city by yourself so you'll need to recruit characters into your party, one of which is Mr. Destructoid. Go...

 
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Destructoid is a playable level in Halo: Reach

The awesome Corduroy Turtle has recreated our beloved mascot, Mr. Destructoid, in Halo: Reach! Yes kids, you can kill each other to DEATH all in the comfort of Mr. Destructoid. The map is called Castle DeStructoid and was obviously created ...

 
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Mr. Destructoid dances at Just Dance 2!

I think I'm going to drop this right here. :D Going through the PAX footage from early September, I came across this video that we took as the community was walking around the show floor.  DtoidSF's very own Bleach Boy was wearing the ...

 

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MeeGhoulz

Hey,Jiraya!Im all out of catgirls,will foxy girls do the trick?

 
Torchman

Also why does look like a smug bitch 99% of the time?

 
Torchman

Thats a man that realized he just got his shit

 
Nathan D

Finally got my Beasthunter build all kitted That popped collar with cape and wide brimmed hat Its just so

 
Luca Blight

A blog yesterday and today I must be on a

 
Lex

Started to play some DoW2 Last Stand

 
gajknight

Guys, Alienation is my drug of choice for the foreseeable Ive only played 78 minutes and Im It feels so good and plays so And I can just see myself dumping unholy amounts of time to get that perfect Send help

 
ZombZ

I hope yall realise cat girls are just low tier monster

 
TheLimoMaker

Am I missing something with Overwatch, or is it just meant to be kind of eh?

 
Jiraya

Current Status

 
LinkSlayer64

Dont care about all the hate, Nintendos E3 site has me hype for

 
Fuzunga

One of these things is not like the

 
YoeriB

God I hope battlefield 1 will be on par with that trailer, cause that was fucking

 
Jinx 01

Made the mistake of dropping by DSOG (PC gaming The community there is still so snobbish and toxic, the kind of rich, graphics whore pricks that give the other 99% of PC gamers a bad Anyone who thinks PC is about graphics knows

 
Dreggsao

I hope WW1 Battlefield is steampunk WW1 with 5 minutes to find

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Friendly reminder that tomorrow is Free Comic Book Day! Heres a listing of all the comics:

 
Dreggsao

The Forza Beta is the first PC game of which I know that uses the vibration for the triggers on the Xbox One The future is

 
LinkSlayer64

I keep trying to convince people I talk to offline to play Rhythm Thief, and none of them have been Its driving me Its so good, I havent had a game just click with me like this since Undertale! PLUS IT HAS AN ADORABLE ROMANCE SUBPLOT

 
Samsneeze

Birthright Chapter I wonder what my object- Oh route the enemy? Who could have fucking guessed? This game is just so full of At least this map isnt just an open field like the last ten or Save me Reina, youre my only

 
Dr Mel

Because some folks seem to really enjoy this: More Etymology! Weird has taken many meanings, but today simply means The Weird Sisters in Macbeth influenced the modern meaning of oddness and witchery but the word originally meant to

 
Oridan

Son of a I commented that first! Those likes should be mine, goddammit!

 
King Kaiser

Finals Mood:

 
KnickKnackMyWack

So is Sony never going to finish putting their PSOne Classics on the Vita or what?

 
Amna Umen

Exactly one month until Hearts of Iron I am become Senor Erwin

 
Rico the Penguin

sort of news is why you see investors looking towards phones instead of consoles and Which is a shame for me, since phone games tend to be ok at best, awful

 
Snorlaxowns

So I hear Nintendo isnt going to talk about the NX at E3 or in their Nintendo Direct next Havent they learned anything from the Wii U? But I guess its ok, the only people buying it are people who already know it exists

 
Dr Mel

Etymology Fun Facts #2! The word nice was once a negative Meaning mostly dumb it comes from the Latin nescious (ne- not and scious- cut, the root of our modern word It became a positive through favoring timidity in

 
SpielerDad

Today, a Lizard Person pretending to be a human that is my coworker attempted to tell me a They have discovered the human concept of THEY ARE EVOLVING!

 
SpielerDad

So Battlefield 5 is actually going to be called Battlefield 1? That doesnt make any Who did EA consult with before making this decision?

 

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