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#Mr Destructoid

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Check out the Mr. Destructoid level in Colour Bind!

[Update: To access the level yourself, subscribe to it in the Steam Workshop, then go into Custom Levels within the game and press F5!] The dudes at Puppy Punch Productions (love that name) have just added a Mr. Destructoid-themed level to...

 
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The erotic origins of the third Destructoid helmet

As you are undoubtedly aware, there's a new baby in the family. The third generation of Mr. Destructoid has entered into our lives, and you will shower it with all the love and attention that you gave its older brothers. The OG Mr. Destruct...

 
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PAX Prime 2012: Everything you need to know!

Holy shit! PAX Prime is just around the corner! PAX may be billed as one of the few chances every year for non-gaming press to preview new games and meet their favorite developers and industry giants, but for me it's all about the community...

 
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Destructoid clothing items have officially arrived on the Xbox 360 Avatar marketplace today! We have Destructoid branded wristbands, hats, hoodies, t-shirts, and varsity jackets for male and female Avatars ranging from 80 to ...   read

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See Dtoid.TV's own 'Destructador' on WWE Smackdown!

Johnny Luchador, the amazing host of Super Fantastic Videogame Rad Show: Get There! on Dtoid.TV, recently attended the taping of a WWE Smackdown event for Syfy. He did so dressed in his full "Destructador" garb... and he's in almost every ...

 
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Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid

Did you figure out our little tease? It was indeed a big, glowing eyeball, one of the new features on the latest iteration of the Mr. Destructoid helmet. Once again courtesy of Volpin Props, this piece of high fashion will no doubt be all t...

 
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Mr. Destructoid makes his card game debut in Z.

Mr. Destructoid has been in plenty of videogames, but never a card game. That changes with upcoming downloadable trading card game Z. He joins Tex Murphy and Jessica Nigiri (Pikachu girl, Lollipop Chainsaw) as some of the guest cards that w...

 
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Mr. Destructoid has some fun at E3 2012

The reason Mr. Destructoid exists at all is because of the Electronic Entertainment Expo in the first place, so of course the green robot would be at the show! The photo gallery below shows Mr. Destructoid spending some quality time at the ...

 
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That's right, kids. Mr. Destructoid has arrived in Super Monday Night Combat! We've teamed up with the bacon-loving maniacs at Uber Entertainment to give the game a sexplosion the only way Destructoid can. The Mr. Destructoi...   read

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Friday Night Fights: That smile

Remember this? What about this? And this? I know you heard about this. Yes, it truly is a great time to be a Dtoider. Between all these high-profile community playdates, homegrown events like Team Fortress 2sdays, and Mr Dest...

 
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Zen Studios putting on Ms. Splosion Man table tournament

I hope you've been practicing the Ms. Splosion Man table on Pinball FX2, because Zen Studios has teamed up with Twisted Pixel to put on another high score tournament. Starting on May 18th, all you have to do to enter is play a round between...

 
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Rockstar recently unveiled some cool new features for its Social Club, the most notable being the addition of cross-platform "crews" for the purpose of challenging other players in online feuds. We'll see crews play a big pa...   read

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The DTOID Show's 300th Episode! God Of War & Metal Gear!

HEY! YOU! Yes, YOU. You're wonderful. Do you know why you're wonderful? Because you (humor me) watch The Destructoid Show, and today... We've celebrated our 300th episode. Oh boy. 300. Anyway, aside from day-drinking and some Gerard Butler...

 
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PAX: Mr. Destructoid shows off his muscles

Every PAX we let the community wear the Mr. Destructoid helmet. This year for PAX East we've given the helmet duties to community member Jacob "N7" Harder. Jacob also happens to be a professional body builder (seriously) so we let him loose...

 
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Last call to win a Ghost Destructoid Bobblehead!

[Update: Congratulations to Fisty Dollars, our random winner!  Check your email, duder.] While cleaning up our Dtoid HQ (an event that is the equivalent of a full moon) I came across one last crate of Destructoid Bobbleheads, which wer...

 
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Mr. Destructoid blowin' minds across the tri-state area

Destructoid community's own Adam Bittel a.k.a. Johnny Luchador is a man of the people. You see him mingling it up on Twitch.tv, and now here he is on the local news, rockin' the Mr. Destructoid luchador mask and melting faces. Adam tells m...

 
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Get your FREE Destructoid t-shirt for PlayStation Home

PlayStation Home's big relaunch kicks off today, and we've got something for you to wear to the celebration. You can check out Home's redesign, new genre-based districts, and new games in a Destructoid t-shirt! Recognize this shirt? Yep, i...

 
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Burgertime World Tour needs more multiplayer testing

Upcoming burger-making simulator Burgertime World Tour has been pushed back to a late October/early November release window due to the fact that Monkey Paw Games wants to make their multiplayer experience more polished. Monkey Paw expressed...

 
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The next game to star Mr. Destructoid is BurgerTime World Tour! The news was revealed at our PAX Prime panel on Sunday where we shared the news by throwing McDonalds hamburgers into the crowd. Yes, we have the best ideas eve...   read

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Pinball FX2's next pinball table is based on Twisted Pixel's Ms. Splosion Man and it's set to come out on August 31 for the Xbox 360. The collaboration between Zen Studios and Twisted Pixel sees Splosin Man and Ms. Splosion ...   read

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Mr. Destructoid is playable in Arcade Jumper! for iOS

Following Mr. Destructoid's inclusion in the Ms. Splosion Man pinball table for Pinball FX2, our mischievous mascot has turned up in Arcade Jumper!, an upcoming iOS title by Black Hive Media. As the name implies, you'll be going through va...

 
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The first Ms. Splosion Man TMS challenge is almost over!

Mr. Destructoid is in everything these days, including your mom! Destructoid's time is running out in the first free TMS challenge for Ms. Splosion Man. The challenge comes to an end on July 31, just a few days from now. The top three times...

 
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Do you know how long we've been wanting to talk about this?  I swear it's like a walking around with grenades in your shorts!  I'm so ridiculously excited to announce today that Mr. Destructoid is in Pinball FX2 on ...   read

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The first TMS challenge for Ms. Splosion Man is now available and features Mr. Destructoid as a chasebot! All you need to do to get this free update is go to the "play challenge" section on the Ms. Splosion Man main menu and ...   read

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E3: Being Mr. Destructoid

At E3, one lucky fan was able to don the amazing Mr. Destructoid helmet. That lucky person was then able to hang out with me. I then used this magical moment as an excuse to go shoot videos of hot E3 girls. Typical Venom.

 
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E3: It's good to be Mr. Destructoid (gallery)

What a pimp. Special thanks to Kenny Redublo and Tactix for rocking the helmet as well as the lovely girls from Nyko. Want to volunteer to be Mr. Destructoid at an upcoming gaming event that's happening in your city?  Email s...

 
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Dtoid Shirts Reprinted: Squidbear's Revenge!

It's been a good couple of weeks since I've hamfistedly typed some ridiculous shpeel about how you guys should buy something, and frankly, that's way too long. The infamous Squidbear shirts are back in stock. Most shirts are printed by appl...

 
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Last call: Mr. Destructoid Bobbleheads on sale

Update: We have sold out.  What's in stock now?  New T-Shirts, posters, stickers, beanie hats, and thangs  

 
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Runes of Magic getting a Destructoid facelift

We've got something special planned for tomorrow's beginning-of-April shenanigans, but we are certainly not alone in our journey to entertain. The website for Runes of Magic has been updated to inform us about the game's new 3.0.DTOID conte...

 

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Jordan is a founding member of Destructoid and poster of seemingly random pictures. They are anything but random. Disclosure: I backed Double Fine Adventure and Awesomenauts: Starstorm on Kickst...

 

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DanteKinkade

Way too many catgirl things so, welp here is another of the boy <3

 
Parismio

Came back to ds3 and still not being summoned for Its been 20 minutes

 
OverlordZetta

Pokemon Trainers! Out of nowhere, Spain has a Shiny Yveltal event and North America and Europe have a Regular Zygarde event going Dunno if these are ORAS exclusive or if XY are included too, but be sure to grab

 
Lex

So, I heard the Attack on Titan game is coming to the west and has an online component? The models could use some work,

 
iam16bit

Just seeing all these catgirl posts is making me

 
BlazeWii

Things always get whenever I

 
Dr Mel

My job aint But they buy me coffee made the way I like usually without even And thats just

 
Torchman

No comment

 
OverlordZetta

Friendly reminder that dogs

 
MeeGhoulz

you said?Now check whats going on in the couldnt help it!

 
ScionVyse

Gonna finally download Oris Definitive Edition tomorrow, since Im going to a place with internet that I can use to I cant wait to play a better version of my 2015

 
Sailor Zebes

Gotta get in on that cat girl

 
Occams

I could watch public access tv

 
Fuzunga

Before the day is done, have another picture of best cat Bonus bunny girl included!

 
Sir Shenanigans

Sitting down with a lot of coffee and a wee slice of creme brule to WATCH The

 
DSBrad

Beyond Two Souls is no where near as smart as it wants me to think it

 
Torchman

I sometimes wonder if I quickpost too then I tell myself thats a stupid thought and keep

 
Larxinostic

100% convinced the radio station at works controlled by Internet How else to explain Never Gonna Give You Up, then Whats Going On? Yes,

 
DSBrad

Really struggled with Mirrors Edge LOVED Mirrors Edge but the open world slowed the game down so Spent some time discussing this

 
StriderHoang

Im glad Ive decided to be more liberal in spending my SP in Bravely I had 3 SP in Bravely Default literally until the final few hours of True

 
Nekrosys

So theres now a teaser for the third season of the Wakfu animated This makes me very And Mostly With some happy thrown Okay, many kinds of Im currently Just having a Rubbing my

 
Megas75

I dont really have any catgirls to So instead heres RVD turning his head into a spring

 
EdgyDude

Has anyone here played Rabi-Ribi? I heard its a pretty damn solid metroidvania but I have yet to see any more than 2 reviews for The games Steam page is loaded with positive user reviews

 
JayfromtheSun

Lets see what todays quest is in Stardew

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Not sure why, but I get antsy when the devs of an indie game are in the comment section of an article about said

 
Pixie The Fairy

I went with this

 
Nathan D

Tis but a scratch!

 
KeithTheGeek

That feel when you get the sick 0-to-death but then your net cuts out preventing you from saving the

 
DeadMoon

Cat Girl

 

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