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My name is Bob and I'm an angry gamer


Feb 23
We all get frustrated playing video games. No one likes to lose and no one likes to run the same level over and over again trying to complete it. It sucks when a game isn’t going your way. How each of us reacts to ... read
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Naruto may be the butt of every Japanator joke, but the popular anime franchise does have a huge following. Underachieving children everywhere will eat it up!  This new trailer, however craptacular in video quality, doe... read feature

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Resident Evil 4 could have been scarier


Feb 13
HardestBoss spotted a video of an early Japanese E3 build version of Resident Evil 4. These concepts were dropped from the final game because it was "too paranormal" to mesh with the game's ultimate storyline: T... read
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Nintendo's last-gen graphics turn off Bethesda, Epic Games


Feb 09
A ShackNews interview with Bethesda reveals that the company wanted to bring Elder Scrolls Oblivion to the Wii, but the system obviously doesn't have enough under the hood to support the game. This is unfortunate, as the... read
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Destructoid's most discussed of 2007


Jan 27
In addition to tracking the most lurked through stories on Destructoid, we also keep an eye out of the most active discussions.  You can always find this info on the top right hand corner menu right above the Top 20 Buzz... read
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Shield video game: Attention whoever made this piece of crap


Jan 23
Licensed games, there's a reason they suck. Most of the time they are pathetic rush jobs and just an excuse to make an easy buck while never putting that much effort in quality control. I'm used to this, I understan... read
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Like Second Life? Go get a First Life instead


Jan 21
I don't like MMORPGs. I don't like the concept of it and I despise what it can do to a person. But I'd rather go play World of Warcraft than to ever get into Second Life. If I had to sacrifice my life for the gami... read
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Sims Stories: episodic standalones inbound


Jan 16
Episodic content isn't going away. No, it is instead leaking into all kinds of franchises and into the dirty minds of those that ruined the concept of "expansion pack" for everyone. I'm pointing the finger a... read
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Old G4TV lives in Canada


Jan 08
Over a year ago, G4TV opted to change their station format from an all tech/gaming channel to more of an all guy channel with new programming like that of SpikeTV, in hopes that they would draw in more viewers and advertis... read
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Soda Popinski, I will end you


Jan 03
Yeah, you're l33t as hell. You can trounce waves of fearsome baddies without breaking a sweat. You've made your friends scream in anguish over Xbox Live and humiliated them with your mad skills. Little girls cry at th... read
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The glory days of G4TV remembered


Jan 02
Ask any gamer that watched G4TV before 2005 about the state of the station's programming now and expect him to spit on the ground, set a picture of Kevin Pereira on fire, and then curl up in ball to cry about the good ... read
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A guide for all console haters


Dec 26
Having a hard time coming up with that perfect comeback on why the PS3 sucks compared to the Nintendo Wii?  Tired of never knowing what to say when you want to slam Xbox 360? Well, Ottsel the Obnoxious Sidekick has post... read
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Sexism in video games


Dec 12
While surfing on my favorite blog to hate, Official Shrub.com, I came across this documentary, "Damsels, Vixens and Buff Guys: Sexism in Video Games", which looks at the stereotypes used in video games to depict b... read
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Sony fixes PS3 video issues; world passes out from disbelief (Update)


Dec 07
So, I've finally crossed 100 posts on Destructoid (this being #101), and am a little high, considering I've only been here about a month. Within this short period of time, I have managed to piss Summa off on multiple ... read
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Gamer girls hate gamers girls; They must be on the rag


Nov 10
As a gamer, it's not commonplace to come across women, especially attractive ones while playing a few rounds of Warsong Gulch or while 'fragging n00bz' in UT2K4. Compounding this problem is the fact that there... read
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EA invents new meaning of irony


Nov 10
Are you sitting down? I'll wait ... OK. Look what this fool from EA had to say about Gears of War. Keep in mind, we're talking about EA, Electronic Arts: Alain Tascan, general manager for EA Montreal, has revealed that he ... read
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A video game journo East Coast vs. West Coast war begins now!


Nov 09
That's right, I'm throwin' the mutha f*ckin' hammer down! I'm tired of looking at that dapper Kevin Pereira and Geoff Keighley walk around like they own the place. And 1UP guys, I'm talking to you too! Put down that donut L... read
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No shock here, but Contra is broken


Nov 09
I don't really understand why every retro XBLA title that comes out has to have some bug or crazy crash or some other malfunction that really shouldn't exist after you plunk down your Microsoft points to buy it. Contra is t... read
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Game of the year Elebits delayed


Nov 09
My favorite game in the whole wide world, Elebits for the Wii, has been smacked down with the delay stick. Despite previously promised as a launch day title by Konami, it seems that the quality of this stellar title didn't ... read
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Windows Vista finally gold; pigs crashing into jet engines all over America


Nov 09
Yahoo brings us the news that Microsoft has finally declared it's often-delayed, often-criticized new OS, Windows Vista, gold. It should be winking at you seductively from store shelves in early 2007. While many people com... read
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For the rest of us who have yet to engage in a hot and heavy makeout session with Microsoft, here's a killer new Gears of War video. We won't ruin it for you, just watch the insanity ... read feature

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How would you pwn Saddam Hussein?


Nov 05
As I'm sure you're all aware by now, former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein was sentenced today to the gallows for his crimes against all that is holy to us decent folk. So, in honor of this happy occasion, we at Destructoid wo... read
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A view into EA's kick in your pouch


Nov 02
[Editor's note: After examining the "list" further, it is apparent the maker of the list has no clue what he or she is talking about. Clearly, I have none either. Still, it's worth it just for the Ducktales picture. --RS] ... read
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Despite crap games, EA raking in millions


Nov 02
Game bugs and glitches be damned! EA is still gonna turn a profit off the ignorant gamer who sees an EA logo and has a "must buy" light blaze inside their empty skull. According to Gamasutra, EA's profits have hit record hi... read
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EA continues to suck incredibly hard


Nov 02
EA is riding this microtransaction gravy train as long as they can and in a continued effort to milk the lazy gamer -- and also give the rich advantages over the poor -- EA is now offering up payable content for Need For Sp... read
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3 New PSPs in next two months for holiday


Nov 01
Gamers want a PSP price drop, Sony gives us more PSPs. Sigh... Check out the three new PSPs you'll be seeing in the next 2 months, all for $178. The pink one will be released first on November 22, followed by the silver PSP... read
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The ponies give the puppies competition


Oct 31
In an effort to outdo Robert's masculine F.E.A.R. story, I bring you ... ponies. Eidos is going horseshoe to paw against Nintendogs (and the utterly lame Catz ripoff) with its pink and proper perpetration: Pony Friends. But... read
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Console Wars: A new perspective


Oct 29
The “Seventh generation of Console Wars,” as some people like to call it, is finally upon us. The Xbox 360 is currently booming, and even if Microsoft isn’t exactly raking in the profits from console sales, they’re ... read
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Have a grudge against the Virtual Boy? Buy Jack a Wii!


Oct 28
Nothing seems to draw out the masses (and their wallets) like a good ol' fashioned console murder. At destroymyvirtualboy.com, a member of our own internet community, by the name of Jack, is promising to physically assaul... read
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EA continues to stab self in ear


Oct 25
Apparently Electronic Arts doesn't care any more about the consumer. In the tradition of the Madden and NBA Live messes that occurred, EA continues its quality assurance by implementing the most ridiculous lobby system only... read
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The Third Reich is alive and well in FIFA 07


Oct 23
Zoom into wide angle view for the full effect What do FIFA 07 and the Nazis have in common? Hint: Don't look at the players. Unfortunate single frame taken out of context, or is EA trying to piss off new segments of the world population? Either way, it Sucks 2 BU. Update 1: Let the photoshops begin. Sig Heil! [Via GAF]  read
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Postal 3 coming to 360; using Source


Oct 19
Not that it will stop the game from sucking ass, but it has been announced that the next craptard in the Postal series will plop itself onto the Xbox 360, as well as the PC, using the Source engine. Considering how awful th... read






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