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3:45 PM on 10.04.2014

We're playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand live on Twitch!

Max Scoville and I thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and play 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, so we decided we will do exactly that, and stream it for you to watch live. We're stupidly drinking Bacardi and Vitamin Water in Fiddy's honor.  You can watch the stream here, or in the video player below.

Bill Zoeker


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4:00 AM on 07.22.2013

Drunk Aussies weigh in on PS4 and Xbox One

You heard the man, Microsoft. You must increase your porn capacity if you wish to succeed. PS4 vs Xbox One: Drunk Edition [YouTube via NeoGAF]

Tony Ponce

6:00 PM on 04.07.2013

Go home, Dovahbear! You're drunk!

Dovahbear don't let sh*t get in his way. This is the third Skyrim Flash film by animator Joe Bowers. You may remember catching his original "Skyrim : Bear" cartoon or its sequel "Skyrim : Dovahbear," both which inspired...

Tony Ponce

7:00 PM on 02.15.2013

Forget tickets! This arcade game gives you beer!

Long before they became regarded as frivolous childhood amusements, the first arcade cabinets were installed in very adult establishments like bars and college hot spots. The marriage of gaming and alcohol consumption is a b...

Tony Ponce

2:00 AM on 02.12.2013

Come on, montage! Drunk man crashes D.I.C.E. Awards

Of everything to come out of the 2013 D.I.C.E. Summit last week, this undoubtedly brought me the most joy. Specifically, the moment I'm referring to happens at 2:07:30, when an intoxicated man jumped up on stage and wanted t...

Jordan Devore

6:00 PM on 02.02.2013

BioWare co-founder talks beer and videogames

Before you head out to your local barcade this evening please take a moment to heed the sage advice of BioWare co-founder turned beer connoisseur Dr. Greg Zeschuk. Joystiq recently sat down with the good doctor (at ...

Kyle MacGregor

8:30 AM on 11.20.2012

Party today with Dtoid, Intel & TigerDirect in Miami

TigerDirect's annual PC race for charity is back, and it kicks off with a killer party! Destructoid is returning to Miami for this special event co-hosted by Intel, and if you're reading this you're invited! Grab your golden ...

Papa Niero



The ten best bars in videogames photo
The ten best bars in videogames
by Chad Concelmo

St. Patrick’s Day is this weekend, and, with that, comes a wonderful celebration of the patron saints and the arrival of Christianity in Ireland. Oh, who am I kidding? It’s St. Patrick’s Day: an excuse to wear green, pinch people, and drink lots and lots of beer.

But going to a bar on this holiday is one of the worst decisions you could ever make. Lines of people; overpriced drinks; people wearing obnoxious “Kiss Me I’m Irish!” buttons even though they aren’t Irish (and most likely couldn’t even point to Ireland on a map). All of this stuff does not add up to a fun night.

But I am here to help! Since I would never advocate excessive drinking (especially to the underage readers of our site), instead of heading to a real-life bar this St. Patty’s Day, how about you spend the day in some of the best digital drinking holes in the world of videogames? It’s safe, free, and you won’t wake up feeling horrible in the morning!

So in celebration of this most drunken of holidays, pull up a stool, start singing “Danny Boy,” and let’s visit the ten best in-game bars ... EVER!

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9:15 PM on 11.10.2011

The DTOID Show: Let's Get Drunk In Skyrim

Hey guys! Here's another thing I did with Skyrim last night. This particular adventure involved getting blackout drunk in The Bannered Mare tavern. Now, I don't know what constitutes spoilers, but this MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS...

Max Scoville

9:30 PM on 11.09.2011

The DTOID Show: Max's Drunken Saints Row Rampage

I'm guessing some of you might've caught the MashTactics livestream of Saints Row The Third in which they gave away stuff and probably did some things. I was supposed to be in attendance with my giant purple dildo, but we ha...

Max Scoville

9:00 PM on 04.28.2011

Drunk Game Review: Mortal Kombat

If you follow me on Twitter, you might recall my tweets last Thursday about getting hammered in Oakland and playing Mortal Kombat. This was, in fact, for work. Viking warlord Blake Morse asked me to be his new drinking buddy...

Max Scoville





11:30 PM on 03.09.2011

New Destructoid Show: Unreal Tomb Raidin' DrunkNES

Hey dudes. We're back, and this time... We have a show. Another one. I mean, a new episode. Um. Today, we talk about how Wii game development has been back-burnered in favor of Pokemon and Zelda, AKA my favorite video games,...

Max Scoville

11:30 PM on 03.04.2011

New Destructoid Show: We Dare to be Totally Rad at GDC

Ladies and gentlemen... GDC is coming to an end. I'm exhausted, braindead, and still making Charlie Sheen jokes in spite of the fact that I'm completely sick of them. That being said, today's stories are as follows: Ubisoft ...

Max Scoville

8:00 PM on 12.16.2010

Hard Corps: Uprising has futuristic surfing

It wouldn't be a proper side-scrolling game without a section where you inexplicably surf. Really, that's all that needs to be said of these new Hard Corps: Uprising screenshots. Unfortunately, it's not quite late enough in t...

Jordan Devore

4:00 PM on 12.13.2010

Hands-on with Lilt Line (featuring Ashley Davis)

Ashley Davis (of Once Upon a Pixel and Hey Ash Watcha Playin' fame) and I got some quality time in with Lilt Line a few months ago at PAX, but we thought it best to save our impressions until the game was actually released. ...

Jonathan Holmes

10:26 AM on 06.18.2010

E3 10: Bit.Trip BEAT coming to iPhone/iPad, eat chips

This week, we got some exclusive time with the developers of the Bit.Trip series. It was awesome. I can't tell you everything they shared with us, but I'll do my best to tell you what I can, starting with this bombshell. Bit...

Jonathan Holmes