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Chuckle Brothers

Turns out the Chuckle Brothers make excellent hitmen

The Chuckle Brothers are two of Britain’s most beloved and well-known children’s entertainers. Their show, Chucklevision, ran for 22 years and almost 300 episodes of wholesome, slapstick fun and brought joy and laughter to mult...

 
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Hitman retail disc

Hitman retail release not coming until January 2017

The new Hitman is out and it's good. Or, the first part of the new Hitman -- the "Intro Pack" -- is out. I'll explain. Right now, $15 gets you two prologue/tutorial missions and one giant mission in Paris. Conversely, you can pay the full $...

 
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Hitman

Hitman's newest trailer is in 4K, 360 degrees

Square Enix has launched a snazzy new trailer for Hitman, set to debut on March 11 on PC, PS4, and Xbox One. It's during a posh fashion show, set to the tune of 4K quality with the option to spin around 360 degrees. The building reminds me ...

 
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Hitman

This is what a real-life Hitman mission looks like

Here’s what a Hitman assassination would look like in real-life.  IO Interactive teamed up with Realm Pictures - the company behind that kick-ass Chatroulette FPS last year - to create a real-life mission for everyone&r...

 
Hitman GO
Hit Mango is a delightful game on mobile devices that involves punching juicy stone fruits of the genus Mangifera. But we're here to talk about Hitman GO, one of Agent 47's brief dalliances with mobile platforms. Similar...   read

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Deals

Weekend Deals: The Division, Hitman, Battlefront, and even a 3DS deal too

This weekend is bursting with tempting deals on big games that are nearing release. Tom Clancy's The Division goes live next Tuesday, while the new Hitman arrives on Friday. Earlier this week, EA announced details on the firs...

 
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Hitman

Hitman's launch trailer is flashy, shows off variety of scenarios

Square Enix is keen to show off what will likely be the last trailer for Hitman until launch, and it does the trick. The sheer amount of different mission parameters are staggering, which won't all arrive at once due to its episodic mo...

 
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Hitman on PC

Despite wonkiness, Hitman runs alright on PC

I've long adored the Hitman series. Ever since first playing Blood Money, I've wanted more. Well, I guess I ate those words, because we kept getting more and the quality started to dip real hard. I've always been looking for a game to ...

 
Hitman beta tip
You all probably already know this, but I'm super good at video games. I've previously explained how to play Curse of the NecroDancer as well as Curses N' Chaos. Now I have people come up to me on the streets to thank me...   read

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Hitman

Hitman GO sneaks to PS4, PC, Vita next week

Hitman GO's "Definitive Edition" will be available for PlayStation 4, Steam, and PlayStation Vita on February 23 in North America and across Europe the next day, Square Enix just announced. Described as "basically the good old Hitman GO you...

 
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Tough, but fair

Hitman minimum PC requirements shouldn't kill you

The new Hitman boasts bigger crowds than most games, but it has some of the more reasonable minimum (and recommended, actually) required specs that I've seen in a while, according to the Steam page: Minimum: OS: OS 64-bit Windows 7 Proces...

 
Hitman hands-on
Have you ever wondered just how Cueball McFurrowed-Brow became the famously good killing man of the Hitman series' glory years? Of fucking course not, which is why the need to string Hitman: Absolution together into some S&am...   read

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Hitman

The Hitman beta starts this week, get a quick look at it

Hit "don't call it a reboot" Man is set to arrive in March (but not fully, since it's episodic -- gaming!), but before then you can get a taste of the beta. It drops on February 12 on PS4, and PC on February 19. Sorry Xbox One owners, Sony ...

 
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Hitman

Square Enix unveils Hitman's PS4 exclusive mission plans

Sony has locked up some more exclusive content for yet another shooter -- Hitman. In fact, when the game's beta launches on February 12, PS4 owners will be able to play it a week before PC and Xbox One players. It has also confirmed that th...

 
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Hitman

Do you have Aiden Pearce's 'iconic' cap? It goes great with Agent 47's 'iconic' tie

Oh hey! Remember when Ubisoft claimed that Aiden Pearce, protagonist of Watch Dogs, had an "iconic" hat even before the game was out, and before it could possibly even be considered iconic? Well Square Enix is doing something similar, but a...

 
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Hitman

Hitman's release structure changed, now fully episodic

"What exactly is the new Hitman going to be?" That's a question that has been on players' minds for a long time now. Looking in from the outside, the development process has been confusing and unclear. Judging by the waffling of Square Enix...

 
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Hitman

Square Enix just cancelled all Hitman pre-orders on PSN

If you pre-ordered the upcoming Hitman game, you'll soon get a message from Sony saying that your order has been cancelled.  Polygon found said message in full courtesy of David Scammel of VideoGamer.com: Thank you for pre-orderi...

 
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Deals

25 percent off Dragon's Dogma: Boxing Day PC pre-order deals from GMG

Green Man Gaming is running a "Most Anticipated 2016" titles Boxing Day sale (its page makes no reference to Boxing Day but that's what it told us, anyways). The sale page doesn't seem to be public yet, but you can view the list of availabl...

 
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Humble Bundle

Square Enix's newest Humble Bundle is worth a look

Square Enix is back for yet another Humble Bundle. You probably own at least some of these by now, but if not, your patience has paid off. Pay $1 or more: The Last Remnant Life is Strange Episode 1 Tomb Raider I, II, and III Murdered: Soul...

 
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Hitman GO

Hitman GO coming to PS4 and PS Vita

Square Enix Montréal's excellent mobile title Hitman GO is coming to PlayStation 4 and PlayStation Vita sometime next year, Sony announced today at the PlayStation Experience in San Francisco. For more information on the game, y...

 
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New Hitman location

Boh! The Hitman vacations* (*does murder) in fake Italy

Il Sicario (known in the states as "The Hitman") is the star of the upcoming game Hitman, which has been pushed from a December release into March 2016. Also April, May, and June, as Hitman will launch as an incomplete game and trickle the...

 
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Hitman delay

Delayed Hitman out March 11, rest of the game in April, May and June

Hitman is releasing on PC, PS4, and Xbox One, unfinished, on March 11 after being delayed from its December launch. It was always going to release unfinished, though, by design. The Hitman website explains. March 11's launch includes three ...

 
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Hitman

Hitman slips to March 2016

When Hitman releases for PC, PS4, and Xbox One, it won't be finished. "What we do is we start the journey [...] and what we put out there is going to be a big game," IO Interactive head Hannes Seifert told VideoGamer earlier this year. "...

 
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Don't hit me, I'll hit me

New Hitman movie receiving worse reviews than Pixels

Awful Adam Sandler tax dodge Pixels flirted with a 0% positive reviews yield on film aggregate Rotten Tomatoes last month, but eventually stumbled all the way up to a more respectable 16% positive rating. So obviously these things change as...

 
Hitman preview
"Hitman is 15 years old," IO Interactive head Hannes Seifert said. "That's a long time. Tastes change. It's time to get back to Hitman." That was Seifert's explanation for why the next game in the series has forgone a su...   read

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New Hitman

Hitman releases digitally this year, on disc in 2016

Amidst the rush of E3, I missed hearing about IO Interactive's unusual release plan for Hitman. In a Q&A today, the studio reiterated some of those points and highlighted new details. To recap: "What we release on December 8th [as a dow...

 
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Hitman release plan

New Hitman releasing unfinished, will get free content updates

Square Enix announced something of a reboot for the Hitman series this week. It's just called Hitman and is coming December 8. It won't be finished then, though. It will be $60. There will be "no DLC or microtransactions." Studio head Hann...

 
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Hitman

Our first look at the new Hitman

"Good to have you back." IO Interactive debuted a first look at its new Hitman during Sony's E3 2015 press conference. Somewhat of a different vibe, at least from the trailer, but that's still Agent 47. Boy, just look at him go! ...

 
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New Hitman

Russian PlayStation Store leaks new Hitman

Looks like Square Enix got hit with a leak ahead of its press conference tomorrow. Over on Twitter, @beaconvg posted a screen capture of a listing on the Russian PlayStation Store for a new Hitman slated for this year. You can see it run th...

 
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Hitman Sniper

Hitman: Sniper opens fire on iOS, Android today

Square Enix Montréal has unleashed its latest mobile offering, Hitman: Sniper. As the title implies, Agent 47's latest adventure spans a series of scoped assassination missions. I've been playing through a handful of Sniper's ea...

 

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