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This parody of R. Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' made my day photo
This parody of R. Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' made my day
by Jordan Devore

When Teddy Diefenbach isn't working on Kyoto Wild or Hyper Light Drifter, he's reading what people are saying about his games online. Sometimes, no matter how much praise is given, all it takes is a single negative comment to put you in a bad, obsessive mood.

It's a feeling he's humorously captured in this music video for Trapped in the Comments, a parody of R. Kelly's one-of-a-kind, can't-believe-that-happened "hip hopera" Trapped in the Closet.

Seriously. Made my day.

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7:30 PM on 08.15.2014

[NSFW] Bullet Girls shows off additional naughty screens and a bonus scenario

Not long ago I told you about Bullet Girls, an innuendo-ridden title from D3 Publisher and Shade with some absolutely scandalous screens. And now I've got more. I mean, they're pretty tame by my standards, but hey -- got...

Brittany Vincent

2:30 PM on 08.13.2014

All the assets in Goat Simulator were actually bought online

Coffee Stain Studios' Goat Simulator began as a joke, a secret IP that was never meant to achieve the critical acclaim it has today. Armin Ibrisagic, a game designer that worked on Goat Simulator, stated that due to all the s...

Brittany Vincent

8:00 PM on 08.11.2014

Even Zelda: Ocarina of Time is better with Waluigi

Thanks to a ROM hack by Russmarrs2, Waluigi is playable in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, just as we always wanted. Our collective hopes, dreams, and prayers have been answered. In the wrong hands, such an endeavor co...

Jordan Devore

5:00 PM on 08.08.2014

I'm still excited about that new Godzilla game, and these screenshots show why

Remember that new Godzilla game that everyone seems to think will fail? I'm still interested, because Godzilla. And since the Blue Öyster Cult saw fit to write a song about Godzilla, everyone knows you should pay attenti...

Brittany Vincent

11:00 AM on 08.06.2014

Celebrate the 20th anniversary of Earthworm Jim with these awesome features

August 2nd marked the 20th anniversary of the Earthworm Jim franchise. I remember just yesterday being a small child and having terrible nightmares from the hellish surreal scenes that make up the levels of the various Earthw...

Brittany Vincent

10:30 AM on 08.05.2014

If Pokémon were a F2P mobile game, it might look something like this

This mock-up of what Pokémon would be like as a free-to-play mobile game has surfaced on reddit and is eerily reminiscent of several of the more widely panned F2P games in recent memory. It makes me sad to think of all...

Brittany Vincent

3:00 PM on 08.04.2014

Double your dose of despair with these new Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair screens

If you're eagerly awaiting another dose of despair via Danganronpa, you'll want to check out this hefty new batch of screenshots for Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair, releasing September 2. There are a few interesting surprises...

Brittany Vincent

2:30 PM on 08.04.2014

Kids are gonna open up Happy Meals to find NFL 15 toys soon

File this one under "news I never thought I'd hear." The last Happy Meal rotation saw a group of toys that you all probably thought I'd never shut up about, but the next set is even stranger. Yowling children zipping aro...

Brittany Vincent

3:00 PM on 08.01.2014

Things will heat up when you purchase the Hatoful Boyfriend 'Summer of Dove' Collector's Edition

Hatoful Boyfriend is the world's greatest (and only) avian love simulator. Now, you can pre-order the "Summer of Dove" Collector's Edition of the game from Mediatonic and Devolver Digital, which is releasing for PC, Mac, and ...

Brittany Vincent

9:00 AM on 08.01.2014

This Senran Kagura 2 corn puff snack promotion is just as risque as you'd expect

Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has featured collaborations recently with restaurant items based off the many Pair Battle characters seen in-game, and now more have sprang up. Just like a certain something else that you guys li...

Brittany Vincent





1:30 PM on 07.31.2014

Panties, bras, and firearms abound in Bullet Girls

In D3 Publisher and Shade's upcoming action shooting game Bullet Girls, you'll play as the girls of the Ranger Corps, training to become frontline soldiers for the military. Some of the training is a bit unorthodox, with a go...

Brittany Vincent

5:45 PM on 07.28.2014

ESPN 'delighted' with Dota performance, expanding eSports coverage

ESPN 2 has aired competitive hot dog eating, log cutting, and a lot of boring poker. Still, it surprised me that ESPN 2 aired a brief bit on Dota 2's The International, and that the online-based ESPN 3 aired the entire compet...

Steven Hansen

7:00 AM on 07.22.2014

Microsoft might be delusional about Xbox One

Microsoft doesn't necessarily claim Xbox One has the best exclusives, but a recently deleted tweet from the company did seem to suggest as much. Apparently "everyone else says so" -- which is, um, an interesting statemen...

Kyle MacGregor

5:00 AM on 07.17.2014

These classy British gentlemen turn a YouTube console war into a harrowing drama

Stop what you're doing right now and watch this video. Then, find the rest of the YouTube Comment Reconstruction series by Dead Parrot, and take some time to view every single one of them. What you're watching is a dramatiza...

Brittany Vincent

6:00 AM on 07.16.2014

You too can know what it's like to suffer in Game Journalism Simulator

Inspired by other ridiculous sims like Goat Simulator, Game Journalism Simulator is currently in the design phase and is a collaborative project between journalist and new developer Jason Evangelho and other real-world gaming...

Brittany Vincent