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1:20 PM on 04.29.2010

UFC Undisputed 2010 demo will get you laid

All fans of the Ultimate Fighting Champion and THQ's UFC Undisputed will be happy to learn that today is the day when the demo for UFC Undisputed 2010 goes live on Xbox Live and the PlayStation Network. Note how I say fans -...

R3Y GUTI3RR3Z

1:00 AM on 03.06.2010

Dead or Alive Paradise > spanking your monkey

Either this viral is implying that Dead or Alive Paradise is better than masturbating, or Tecmo wants everyone to go beat the sh*t out of some monkeys. Personally, I'd do both at the same time, but I digress. Leifang is this...

Hamza CTZ Aziz

3:00 AM on 02.27.2010

Lara Croft vs Slave Leia in a snowball fight

Look, it's Saturday morning. Nothing is going on, the videogame industry has stopped for the week and it's a slow night. Actually, that's all bullsh*t. We would have posted this no matter what. Why? Because why not! That's w...

Hamza CTZ Aziz

9:00 AM on 01.07.2010

Over 50% of US PSP owners are girls!?

We all know that most PSP owners are completely dickless, but for the first time ever, it's true in a literal sense. A new study from Nielsen indicates that half of the PSP's audience is made up of females. It looks like that...

Jim Sterling

8:30 PM on 11.04.2009

Super SFIV's Juri used to be cute and fat (like a baby)

I thought it was pretty interesting that Abel started off as a girl/trap (don't we all), and while Juri's original design didn't feature any gender-bending functionality, her creation process was pretty cool in itself. Accord...

Joseph Leray

8:40 AM on 11.04.2009

Bayonetta gets her gun-shoe freak on in new trailer

With Bayonetta out in Japan, Sega can finally concentrate on saturating the West with video trailers and promotional chicanery. Here's the first trailer, a new video that shows off the weapons and combos in Platinum Games' o...

Jim Sterling

9:20 AM on 10.27.2009

30% of Guitar Hero players are female (slow news day)

In amazingly mindblowing news that everybody cares about, it's being stated that almost a third of all Guitar Hero players are female. Wow."A very large group really wants great guitar music, and they don’t want us...

Jim Sterling

6:00 AM on 10.17.2009

Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App

Seduce a SuicideGirl is a new iPhone App where you'll be playing a choose your own style adventure in order to make out with Zoli Suicide. Your goal is to chat up Zoli in a comic book shop and if you're good at bullsh*tting y...

Hamza CTZ Aziz

9:00 AM on 09.20.2009

Brighten up your period with this Pokemon menstrual pad!

Is it your time of the month? You on the rag? On the blob? More importantly, have you ever wanted to bleed out of your minge and onto Pikachu's face? If you answer in the affirmative to these questions, then we have a very sp...

Jim Sterling

5:00 AM on 09.18.2009

Trish Stratus coming out with a Wii Yoga game

Trish Stratus as a brunette with glasses is stunning. She was always hot, but now she's just ... wow. Oh, right, videogames. Fitness model and former WWE actor Trish Stratus has teamed up with Frima Studio to develop a n...

Hamza CTZ Aziz

5:00 PM on 07.26.2009

Girls: why they game less

Girls. They have stumped men for ages with their ways. The biggest mystery of all? Why they don't play games as much as men. A recent study from Michigan State University has discovered the conclusive truth (until another stu...

Matthew Razak





7:00 AM on 07.21.2009

Vote for the next Ryu Ga Gotoku hostess

One of these 16 lovely ladies could appear in the next Ryu Ga Gotoku (Yakuza) game as a virtual hostess. Sega went through 1,500 applicants and now need to figure out which lady will make it through. There’s a photo, v...

Hamza CTZ Aziz

7:40 PM on 07.10.2009

Model Anja Rubik to star in Yoga for the Wii

JoWooD Productions and DreamCatcher Games is coming out with a yoga game for the Wii simply called Yoga. That’s not the story here. The story here is that international model Anja Rubik will be featured in the game. A...

Hamza CTZ Aziz

11:00 PM on 06.27.2009

New Lara Croft poses make old Lara look like a bobble head

Lara Croft has gone through a few changes in her life, most of them based around graphical advancements in breast rounding technology. Back in the day Lara was naught more than a couple of polygons stuck together to vaguely r...

Matthew Razak

7:50 PM on 06.04.2009

E3 09: The E3 booth babe gallery!

E3 2009 feels like what a real E3 should feel like again this year. There's actually excitement in the air as people are hustling and bustling around going from booth to booth. I'm actually kind of sad since everything is qui...

Hamza CTZ Aziz

6:20 PM on 05.11.2009

Burlesque goes nerdy at Los Angeles' Bordello club

Ok, picture this: an evening of entertainment provided by hot girls dressed like video game characters who then proceed to take off their clothes for an audience? Uh ... what I've just described is the wet dream of the majori...

Colette Bennett