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#Geek Essentials

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The two bears high-fiving from Fallout now in shirt form!

[Update: Extra-Large sizes have run out!] Fallout: New Vegas fans may remember this excellent fan created mode of the infamous Rorschach test. The joke was so good that even developer Obsidian Entertainment made a reference to it in the las...

 
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Two new posters for sale in the Destructoid store!

Destructoid posters are back once again! We've moved them over to our SplitReason store for the reasonable price of $9.95 each. You can get yourself the Destructoid logo poster or the beautiful "Living the Dream" poster created by our very ...

 
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Destructoid shirts will protect your torso from sun rays!

Sun rays are bad! Didn't you know? The government secretly created videogames to keep people inside and away from the sun after all. Still, you sometimes have to leave the the house for things like candy brain fuel. Lucky for you, Destructo...

 
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Insert coin spring designs available for pre-order

UK-based designer Insert Coin have announced that their latest set of t-shirt designs are now available for pre-order.  Insert Coin design some seriously awesome videogame-inspired clothing for those who want t...

 
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The Bad Dudes take on OC ReMix in epic musical clash

"Heroes vs. Villains," the 22nd album from OverClocked ReMix dropped this past week and is an epic clash between OC ReMixers and The Bad Dudes. The album is made up of 20 songs where the OC ReMixers took on the "Hero" themes such as Zelda...

 
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Destructoid stickers back in stock!

Yes, the official Destructoid store carries more then just shirts that are guaranteed to get you off with your own hands! For just $3, you can get five 2.4" x 2.4" stickers sporting the updated Destructoid logo. Put the stickers on your lap...

 
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[Update] Contest closed! We used Random.Org to pick and randomly selected rabidmaggot as our winner. He'll be receiving the Kids Bean Bag Chair, a $199 value! Thanks to all that entered and thanks to our sponsor for the amazi...   read

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Destructoid beanies back in stock!

It's winter time and that means it's cold as balls. Luckily Destructoid can provide your head with some warmth now that our Destructoid beanies are back in stock. The black high-quality knit cap fits all head sizes, from small to horrifical...

 
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Videogame minimalism now in shirt form!

The artist behind the lovely videogame minimalism art series is selling shirts based on his designs! The Mega Man robot masters, Mario, Luigi, Wario Donkey Kong, Jigglypuff, Kirby, Pickachu and E. Honda are all currently available on Infini...

 
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Sale! Save 15% on Destructoid t-shirts on Split Reason!

Hey! We have a store! NEAT! Yes, we have a bunch of Destructoid-themed shirts for sale and you can get them for 15% off now thanks to Split Reason's back-to-school sale! The Dtoid store also has HAWP-themed shirts and shirts for Japanator a...

 
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Club Nintendo to offer the best Mario shirts ever

Club Nintendo of Japan continues to put out amazing items. Their next bonuses are no different with custom Mario t-shirts. The shirts will be available in four different colors and you will be able to mix and match different art for the fro...

 
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Geek chic: Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy & Octorawk

Hey, it's a Geek Chic! We haven't done this in a while ... mostly because there haven't been that many good gaming shirts. Thankfully, Split Reason delivers this week with two AWESOME shirts. First up is the Octorawk shirt, great for any Ze...

 
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Geek chic: Fill up your closet with these shirts

We promoted Glen's "The Plumbers Wardrobe" when it was up for voting and the shirt was approved! It's probably the best Mario shirt you will ever wear. Grab one from Split Reason for $18.95. Threadless released a couple of shirts a few week...

 
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Contest: Win this Thousand Needles shirt from Teextile

Awesome shirt site, Teextile, recently had a re-launch and they're looking to celebrate by giving away some shirts! We have five of the Thousand Needles shirt (design above) to give out and all you need to do in order to win is tell us who ...

 
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Geek chic: Zelda fans will like tonight's offerings

Shirt.Woot is continuing their Valentine Day's-themed love shirts tonight and this one is all about how different creatures all have one thing in common: hearts! And in the case of Link, he has over a dozen hearts, thus making him better th...

 
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Today's Shirt Woot will make your chest explode

Space Invaders are mean little bastards, but at least they're predictable. That is until Aliens start popping out of their chest. Then you're screwed. Today's Shirt.Woot combines one our favorite retro games, Space Invaders, with the classi...

 
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ThinkGeek is a magical place full of geeky wonder. They have all sorts of things any nerd would want. From shirts, computer stuff, toys and more. They even have videogames such as this GP2X Wiz MAME/Amiga/Console Emulator and...   read

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Geek chic: Bowser, Cactuar and level 1-2

Three designs to check out in this edition of Geek Chic! Teextile has a Black Friday sale going on for every shirt this week. All shirts are $12 and they have a videogame design as part of this week's deals. "Thousand Needles" was designed ...

 
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Gaming culture on your wall: 'Know Your Weak Points!'

Commence opening your wallet. The fifth episode of Robert Ashley's A Life Well Wasted is nearly upon us. For those unfamiliar, it's described as an Internet radio show, which is about right. It's certainly no cookie cutter podcast about vid...

 
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Geek chic: Two girls, one Spread Shot, moustache and more

PopCap has a couple of new Plants Vs Zombie shirt designs up on their store. The one you see above and one that says "Your Grass is Mine!" While the second one is extremely facepalm worthy, the Moustache one is just plain awesome....

 
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Geek chic: Real life Pokemons

Teextile has fast become my favorite shirt supplier store on the Internets. Each week, five new designs go up and you only have that same week to get the shirt you want. Teextile has a videogame related shirt on sale this week based on the ...

 
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Geek chic: This Monster Hunter jacket is too much to handle

Oh yes, it's time for another edition of Geek Chic where we look at gaming related fashion. This Monster Hunter jacket is ridiculously hot. With that said though, I’ll never be caught wearing this thing. It reminds me of those horribl...

 
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Life at home with some of the Modern Method staff

The other week, over at Japanator.com, we took a look at what life was like with some of the editors. You got to see our porn, TVs, and cats. Well, I figured that we might as well take a look at some more members of the Modern Method family...

 
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NES business card holders might be cool, if we could see them clearly

Now here is a product that I would probably blow my money on without a moment's hesitation: a business card holder with retro flavor, representing everything from Mario and Zelda to Ice Climber and even classic Famicom. Cool, right? The onl...

 
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Never fear, men: Geek Squad will help you to survive Sex and the City!

So, this weekend marks the opening of the Sex and the City movie. For those of you living under a rock, the popular TV series about four liberated ladies drinking and partying their way around New York was bound to be made into a film, and ...

 
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BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES! Rent Roman and hear that line day in, day out ... forever

It has to be said that Roman Bellic is one of the many joys of Grand Theft Auto IV. His determined optimism and love of beeg American teetees know no bounds, and I find him one of the most likable characters in the game.   What bet...

 
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Geeky gaming goods give you wood... goods

How many times have you found yourself cutting meat (or... celery, for the vegetarians out there) on a plain white cutting board while thinking that something was missing from your life? Me? All the time. And that missing thing is this Spac...

 
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New York Times maps the geek universe around Gary Gygax

Here's some chicken soup for the geek in you: the New York Times has mapped out a matrix of all of the things that may have directly benefited for the geekery that was Dungeons and Dragons. It may be a stretch to attribute the problem-solv...

 
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Tetris oscilloscope hack, named Scopetris

Man, I suck at Tetris. It's now to the point where I lose every time, without fail. These days, all I can do is struggle for a few minutes before defeat, and then tell the victor that "at least I've seen a real vagina." This a*sh...

 
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CES 2008: In-game XMB is coming to a PS3 near you soon

It's almost time to quit yer bellyachin', as Sony has finally announced that PS3 owners will soon be able to get into their console's operating system without having to leave the comfort of their game's universe. An in-game XMB has been on ...

 

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ZombZ

As someone who works in IT and can solve 99% of the issues with a reboot I have to praise the sun for this Windows+R command: iexplore -k

 
Deadgar64

So, I ordered a new graphics comes the new have no interest in the heard people talk about trading on Steam but everything Ive read seems know if thats a thing that can be done safely?

 
TheLimoMaker

On the final boss of Dark Souls Wish it was better The lore implications are superb, but the awful tracking attacks and cheap magic shots are things I will never let slide I was expecting an awesome one-on-one duel, I got a pansy magic

 
Nekrosys

Ratchet and Clank is now my Even though Dark Souls also came out this Because you can turn bosses into This is And yes, I know the PS4 capture footage shows how utterly shit I am at

 
RiffRaff

Id love to see the

 
whatsacow

I feel like an old man, but fuck Ive noticed that they all seem to be over priveleged white people who want to feel like their ordeals are as important as real minorities - or they need serious mental help and not fucking

 
AdmiralAckbong

TotalBiscuit? No Red lobster cheddar biscuit? Ill fuck that shit up in a heartbeat, sign me up

 
JohnSmith123

Man FFXIV seems like THE MMO right So much stuff is New dungeons, new raids, new trials, new features like Palace of the Dead, a new collab with level 5 and yokai watch, and much Thats just a patch

 
Sharukurusu

Playing FF6 and Im thinking, thieves in Zozo never thought a dude with a chainsaw would show up

 
Dreamweaver

I was goofing around invading in Dark Souls III and saw something kinda funny: I had to fight off two guys (I obviously wasnt trying to kill them) when another phantom got summoned to After they both killed me, the other guy arrived way too

 
EAPidgeon

Just a reminder that Guiles Theme in SFV is

 
Jed Whitaker

You hear that guys? It is my heart shattering because Total Biscuit disagrees with

 
lewness

Any DS3 fight clubs going on for Dtoid? There seem to be enough players around

 
Retrofraction

Welp, I am the kind of person that forgets the important passwords to log into Vimeo will not let me log into my paid account for another two the worst system locked out you never get back in)

 
Nekrosys

The new Ratchet and Clank has easily secured a place on my top 5 games of 2016 through sheer virtue of it containing a Trophy that is unlocked by turning a helicopter into a That is

 
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Oh hey, I just noticed I recently crossed the five-year mark as an active, non-lurking member of this community!

 
StriderHoang

Suddenly I want a Fatal Fury hat

 
hlarge4

Ok, Pontiff Hes maybe a bit But not in a good Random Many with animations too fast to react When I beat him I feel like itll be more luck than

 
Dr Mel

So, with DS2 I came to like the game less and less over I really liked it at Thakfully I seem to be having the opposite experience with I was maybe skeptical at first but now I stop thinking about how Im going to replay it over and over

 
JohnGrisham

Was Super Mario 64 really that great? Never owned it, played a few times at a friends My N64 time was spent on 007, OoT, BanjoKazooie, Mario Kart,

 
Agent9

If you guys have the time, do a solid for your favorite LPer or youtube personality and take some time to let people know what videos have inspired you to go out and support the developers/film links in the

 
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Been playing severed, having a fantastic time with it and I beat the first I do wish Drinkbox hadnt released images that spoil a certain moment and drain a bit of the impact but Having a good time with the game-got a vita? Get

 
Parismio

I was feeling drained the last few Was looking forward to watching legends of tomorrow tonight but it turns out the recording was This is one of those times I get so salty about the tiniest

 
klaw616

Still on my Kill la Kill kick (la Gotta share this amazing piece of art I got over the weekend from a local artist at this awesome little game Dude was even kind enough to sign it (even if I did cover it with the frame)

 
Steven Hansen

my mom has begun using e-mail again

 
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A Certain Magical Generic magical high school Death Something genuinely Target

 
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Conan plays a Nintendo game, but its a game that existed at the start of a dead Good timing, very

 
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Splat and Seek?

 

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