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Haggar for President

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Ten Reasons Mike Haggar Needs to be the Next President of the United States
Apr 13
// Anthony Burch
[Another gem from Destructoid's Golden Archives, this our most popular story of April 2008] As you’ve no doubt been following the prospective U.S. presidential nominees, you must be asking yourself several question...
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Dreams can come true: A real-life Umbrella Corp. umbrella


Dec 08
// Jordan Devore
Resident Evil Zero is one of the few non-Outbreak games in the series I haven't gotten around to playing. I imagine there are many of you in a similar position, so listen up. While you could get a used copy of the Gamecube ve...
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Season 2 of The Jace Hall Show gets up in your grill


Mar 27
// Nick Chester
I'm a fan of The Jace Hall Show, and I'm not just saying that because Hall is twice my size and could splatter my head like a watermelon with his gigantic hands. The online gaming show is genuinely entertaining, hitting devel...

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The nine levels of 'Cosplay Hell' will burn your eyes


Mar 07
// Nick Chester
I actually have a lot of respect for cosplayers. The dedication it takes to fashion an outfit based on your favorite videogame, comic book, or American Idol contestant is astounding. Truly, we've seen some amazing displays of...
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The Little Convention That Could: A look back at TooManyGames 6


May 12
// Savant
For those of you out there who might be scratching their heads, wondering, "TooManyGames? Whazzat?!", let me be the one to tell you that you should remember that name well — for in the future, TMG will become ...
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US Games industry salary averaged $73,600 in 2007


Apr 14
// Dale North
Games industry bloggers? Not so much (no offense, boss). The $73,600 American industry average is only up a few hundred dollars from the 2006 average, according to Game Developer magazine's seventh annual survey. We know that...
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Uwe Boll graces G4 studios, reminds us why we need him to continue on


Apr 11
// SRVSLPS
Following up his no holds barred rant on the Internet, the man who has somehow managed to do the seemingly impossible (get even less respect than Rodney Dangerfield), gives Kevin Pereira the down and dirty about why he said...
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Trent Reznor likes it when you cry: The Perfect Drug on expert


Feb 27
// Qais Fulton
Yesterday met with three Nine Inch Nails tracks being added to the vast roster of downloadable content for Rock Band, and in the days leading up to the songs' availability Rock Band aficionados and angsty teenagers alike were...
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GDC 08: Peter Molyneux, private meeting edition


Feb 25
// Daniel Husky Lingen
At GDC, we often get the chance to attend private meetings with developers to talk about their upcoming releases. This gives us a chance to hear about all the game related information on a professional level, before we throw...
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Bead-based consoles, no batteries required


Jan 30
// Faith
I've been fortunate enough to find a group of bead sprite fanatics like me in a little place called The Bead-Sprites Forum, and this group has one member whose pieces are making him stand out from the regular crowd Doctor Oct...
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Mikami, Kojima, Suda drop science (now is not the time for jokes)


Jul 21
// Earnest Cavalli
(Editor's Note: The above clip comes courtesy of 1up, and portrays a roundtable discussion between Hideo Kojima, Shinji Mikami and Goichi Suda at the recent Snake Vs Zombie Event in Tokyo. For those of you without aural ...
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Jhidekim's top notch E3 coverage


Jul 17
// NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID
The Dtoid crew has a new Barbara Walters on board and Jhidekim is his name. Bringing you only the highest quality coverage from the Santa Monica Pier, this is his version of what Spyro and Crash Bandicoot wanted you to see. Special thanks to everyone at 47, Vic Lucas, Homer, Chris, Name not given, Joe, Amy, Lou, Sarah, and of course Jhidekim himself.
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Ikaruga's final stage, double-fisted


Jun 25
// Earnest Cavalli
Disclaimer: The above video contains scenes of ridiculous awesome, and things that will make you question the value of your own life. Keep in mind that the gentleman you are about to see is almost certainly a cyborg, and ha...
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Podtoid 24: As long as we got each other edition!


May 31
// Earnest Cavalli
Once again, we come to the time of the week when the sun is shining, young men's fancies are turning into thoughts of love, and birds are alighting from their perches in order to have sex with the sexiest of all the bees....
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On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness trailer; Lovecraft is the new Heinlein


May 26
// Earnest Cavalli
Gabe and Tycho, the boys behind Penny Arcade, PAX and the annual charitygasm that is Child's Play, decided one day that they wanted to make a game. Unlike you, however, they apparently had the clout (and the total disd...
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Rob "Sheir" Martinez stars in The Forgettables


May 18
// Anthony Burch
If you're a fan of Sheir -- and if you're not, you should be -- you'll be interested to know he and his friends have started an episodic, gaming-related comedy show. The pilot can be viewed above.It's pretty s...
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Zach Selwyn busts a Destructoid freestyle


May 08
// Robert Summa
In case you didn't know, Zach Selwyn is the man. Not only was he kind enough to stop by our buddies over at Epileptic Gaming and hang out last week, but he also performed some freestyle songs which included the greatness that is Destructoid.Check out the freestyle above and Zach's other live performances: Alcoholiday; Worst dressed; and an EG freestyle. 
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DIY Mario clock; 4D meets 2D (and the resulting explosion destroys reality ...)


May 05
// Earnest Cavalli
(Editor's Note: I realize Colette usually handles these arts n' crafts type posts, but she's spending the week on the Champs-Élysées educating French orphans on the dangers of intrauterine devices. T...
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Whore out Mario and this is what you get


May 03
// Robert Summa
Mario has had a rough 20 years or so. The man gets used and abused at just about every turn. It should come as no surprise that the guy needs to resort to alternative forms of relief to ease the pain of misuse. Nintendo, give this guy a break already!
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Pro gaming circuit announces a $5 million annual player payroll


Apr 26
// Robert Summa
Pro gaming is the future of sports. We're starting to see little hints at it now, but believe me, this genre will be huge -- just ask Asia and Europe. The latest step in this growing field is the announcement today by the...
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Happy Birthday G4! We don't know how to use a calendar ...


Apr 25
// Earnest Cavalli
Today Yesterday Half an hour ago was G4's fifth birthday. The staff of Destructoid would like to wish the entire network a happy birthday, but unfortunately, they were in talks to merge with The FOOD Network and The Gol...
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Stringer says PS3 Euro launch was dandy


Apr 17
// Robert Summa
Despite the talk of massive layoffs, Sony and Howard Stringer seem to be pleased to death about the launch of the PlayStation 3 in Europe. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, right Howie? From Next Gen:Sony chief executiv...
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Gamers, these are the people who you should base your lives around


Apr 16
// Faith
In light of all the bad press video games have been receiving lately, it felt like the perfect time to bring to the attention of the media all the names in the gaming industry that have been using their position to help the...
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Luke Smith clears schedule to play Halo 3 beta, leaving Ziff Davis


Apr 15
// Nick Chester
In the most shocking cliffhanger ending since NBC's Heroes hiatus, the latest episode of The 1up Show ended with news editor, Luke Smith, announcing that he will be leaving Ziff Davis. His last day will be on April 27th. ...
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A new kind of Virgin comes to gaming


Apr 10
// Robert Summa
Virgins and video games, it's sort of like peanut butter and jelly, really. So, it should come as no shock that the actual company Virgin wants to somehow get more involved with the gaming industry. Just announced for the...
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The top 20 video game properties


Apr 09
// Robert Summa
If you're like me, then at one point in your life you got suckered into a free subscription of Game Informer by way of GameStop or EB -- whichever does that stupid thing. Anyway, usually I just use the mediocre mag to hel...
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Destructoid = devotion


Apr 06
// Robert Summa
Our community is the best damn Internet gaming community on the entire Web. Don't believe me ... still? Take a look at what one of our most hardcore members, tehuberone, did to the back of some poor guy's skull. You're the man now dog.Discuss the bad hair day here, in the forums. 
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Lil Jon on Def Jam ICON; the A-T-L represents, apparently ...


Apr 05
// Earnest Cavalli
Ryan Stevens, one of our favorite tippers, and the whitest guy since Kip Winger, took time out from his busy schedule of listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd, and ironically commenting on knee-high leg warmers, to send in the above ...
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Reason #434 to move to Oz: Aussie game journos offered sex for bonzer reviews


Mar 29
// Earnest Cavalli
Oh, how I love the Land Down Under! The country itself is populated almost entirely by deadly, poisonous animals and pretty blonde girls, and apparently game journalists are the equivalent of Bono or Herve Villachaize down th...
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Thank you Niero Gonzalez


Destructoid's Founder
Mar 16
// Hamza CTZ Aziz
On top of it being Destructoid's one year anniversary today, it also happens to be the boss mans birthday today. We at Destructoid all agree that we are truly lucky and fortunate to be working for not only the best site on th...

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