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11:30 PM on 12.22.2010

The Destructoid Show Holiday special!

Earlier today, Jon Carnage and I hosted a very special episode of The Destructoid Show. When I say "very special," I mean it in both the heartwarming holiday way, and also in the short-bus kind of way. We counted down our to...

Max Scoville

2:00 PM on 12.11.2010

Dtoid Live: Saturday Morning Hangover!

Feeling a little bit under the weather this morning? Come and join Jordan Devore, the always lovely ImpossiblePlant and myself for Saturday Morning Hangover, a new weekly livestream on Destructoid's Justin.tv channel. Yay!&nb...

Conrad Zimmerman

10:00 PM on 11.30.2010

Catherine's leaked Achievements are utterly spoileriffic

I'm largely apathetic towards Xbox LIVE Achievements and PS3 Trophies, though I certainly don't mind earning a few for a little extra effort. Just a little (sorry, Dead Rising 2's "Zombie Genocider"). However, it's moments li...

Josh Tolentino

3:10 AM on 09.29.2010

Resident Evil: The Mercenaries announced for 3DS

Wait, what? Another Resident Evil game is coming to the 3DS? Is that some sort of record for an unreleased console? I think it might be. Well, to be fair, Resident Evil: The Mercenaries wont be totally new. From the sounds of...

Jonathan Holmes

1:40 PM on 09.27.2010

BRAINS! Dtoid at the Dead Rising 2 zombie pub-crawl

Capcom was nice enough to invite me and Hamza out to the bars last week in honor of Dead Rising 2's upcoming release. They rented a bus to shuttle us around and everything. Normally, we'd try to make an informative video abo...

Max Scoville

1:00 PM on 07.31.2010

Public Access Destructoid: A rainbow gathering

What happens when you've been exiled from the Internet, society, and Walmarts nationwide?  You end up here at The Rainbow Gathering. It is difficult to describe what actually goes on at these technology-adverse gatherin...

Jon Carnage





7:00 PM on 05.02.2010

RE shot looks pretty, taste untested

Getting drunk is not hard to do. It requires a bottle of booze and your ability to open that bottle of booze. However, mankind has been getting drunk for so long that sometimes you just need to spice it up a bit and throw in ...

Matthew Razak

12:10 PM on 03.12.2010

At GDC? Come party with Astro Gaming + Dtoid tonight!

Next week Destructoid turns four years old.  Redunkulous.  As is customary, we hope to get all of our friends together and cause irreparable damage to our vital organs and professional reputation (ha!).  If you...

Niero Gonzalez

4:00 AM on 02.01.2010

Turning Japanese: DQ bar video

We got the news that a Dragon Quest bar called Luida's Pub was coming about a month ago. It opened three days ago and since then I'm sure it has been jam packed with Japanese people trying all the DQ themed food and admiring...

Matthew Razak

11:00 PM on 01.10.2010

Yahtzee and some other guys are opening a bar in Brisbane

It sucks to be a gamer in Australia. Game bannings, watered down games, high prices and overzelous politicians pretty much make gaming in the land down under difficult. However, there is a kind of light for all you Australian...

Matthew Razak



Public Access Destructoid: How Game Juice is makedt photo
Public Access Destructoid: How Game Juice is makedt
by Niero Gonzalez

This week in Public Access Destructoid we have a very special show for you today, ladies and gentlemens.  We sent Jon Carnage to learn how to squeeze juice from used video games in a real life factory!

Mr. Rosenberg's company has been working on the Game Juice since the 1800's, spending a fortune testing the flavor and color at LAN centers and his estranged family. We like Mr. Rosenberg because he's very crazy excited about juices, using lasers to make grips on his bottles, and he said to tell you that he wants to put it in you, too. Get it at Spencer's Gifts next time you are trapped inside the shopping mall or check out their webs.

We've got a giant case of Game Juice to give away but not for you maybe!  I'm sorry cousin, but it would cost a billion dollars to ship these things to your people's arctic village.  The contest is open to South Florida Dtoid residents only.  We'll pick a people randomly tomorrow: Just call the number in the comments to say BRING ME DA JUICE and Mr. Destructoid come to your door like a sexy milk man and hand-deliver it for your family.  The contest ends in 24 hours - good luck!

NAACP disclosure: Destructoid was not paid to endorse this product but Matt let Jon, Rey, and I drink a f*ckton of it despite getting there late.  It has energy fuel cells in it, so I haven't slept since Friday. Taurine also helps cats maintain healthy vision. Special thanks to the sweaty men of the American Beverage Depot.  No thanks to the truck that splashed mud on my car.

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1:00 PM on 12.05.2009

Play games, mix a drink, drink the drink

One of the greatest things in the world is drinking while gaming, but one of the worst things in the world is when you finish your drink and you have to stop gaming in order to make another. Sure beer solves this issue by be...

Matthew Razak

3:40 PM on 08.26.2009

Things you cannot has: Jack Frost beer mug from Atlus

Further proving that Japan gets all the coolest sh*t, Atlus is now offering up this lovely beer mug, bearing the likeness of none other than one Jack Frost of Persona fame. The little guy needs something to do with his time w...

Topher Cantler

3:00 PM on 04.26.2009

Gaming and drinking together as always

The Official Xbox Magazine, tired of covering games sober, has gone ahead and notched the nerdiness level up a few degrees by getting some high-end drink creators to come up with some very special alcoholic drinking recipes. ...

Matthew Razak

5:00 PM on 02.06.2009

Not your typical gaming party: First look at GTR's Community Vibes IV venue

Godfree, I'm speechless. You've outdone yourself. This is ridiculous.Gamertag Radio invited us for a sneak peek at the venue for Community Vibes IV inside the unopened Club Ecco, an uber-swank "pizzateca" lounge tha...

Niero Gonzalez

6:30 PM on 01.03.2009

Illinois brings back prohibition ... in videogames

Just when you thought your days of enjoying malt liquor in T-rated videogames would never end, along comes Illinois to crush your alcoholic fun. Yes, despite there never really being many instances of this, Illinois has decid...

Jim Sterling