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What's up with the forums? A quick update

This was already posted in the forums, but if you didn't catch it just wanted to bump it to the home page: We've relaunched Outer Heaven this weekend.  It's our old forums software: founded in 2006, previously known as the Destructoid ...

 
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Ron Gilbert
 
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Destructoid at gamescom

Things I watched on the plane to gamescom

My standards go out the window while I ate the "pasteurized process cheese food" provided by United as an in-flight snack. If you have to designate your product as "food," there is a problem. It tasted like a cheesy Ritz without the satisfy...

 
Staff's shifting sands
As we've just told you repeatedly now, Jonathan Holmes is stepping back from the overarching role of Editor-in-Chief, and various familiar faces are stepping up to absorb his duties as co-Editors-in-Chief. It's a pretty good ...   read

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Destructoid Voltron EIC

My name is Chris Carter and I'm one of your new co-EICs

Hey Destructoid! As you may have heard, Jonathan Holmes is stepping down as editor-in-chief. Because of this, our overlord Niero has decided to split the position into multiple shifts. I'll be handling the US mornings and early afternoons, ...

 
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New Destructoid explained

Here's to new Destructoid - a looser, weirder, multi-headed video game club that never sleeps. Please congratulate Chris, Jordan, Kyle, and Laura on their new managing positions! I'll be in the back handling the poop and pushing us forward ...

 
GameFan/Destructoid
It's been a good year for Destructoid. We got more unique views in June 2015 than any other month in the history of the website. There are a lot of reasons for that, not the least of which being that our staff has worked the...   read

Dtoid/GameFan mag
Full disclosure: I was initially against the idea of allowing people to download the debut issue of Destructoid/GameFan magazine for free. That's not because I want money. My paycheck won't change regardless of how many issue...   read

GameFan/Destructoid
Destructoid Magazine Issue 1 is finally here! To clear up any confusion: yes, it is a real, actual paper magazine you can lick. It's 36 pages long (minus ads), which isn't too shabby. Better yet, if you flip the magazine over...   read

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Porn server

You drank our milkshake: Dtoid.com E3 stats

Kinda looks like a shark, doesn't it? It's like the Hamza version of how the Andy Kaufman movie ends. We miss that guy and all the editors that came before this month, and now's a good a time to thank them for the legacy work that got us he...

 
Destructoid Magazine
Huge news today! Starting this summer Destructoid will be publishing a digital magazine with GameFan. It's a 60-page whopper that's half Destructoid on one side, half GameFan on the other but all indie, all enthusiast, all pa...   read

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Bill Zoeker

This isn't 'goodbye,' it's 'smell ya later'

Hey folks, I'll keep this brief. I'm sorry to say, effective immediately, my role as video handeyman here at Destructoid is coming to an end. It may not come as a huge surprise, as I've kind of faded into the background this year. A large ...

 
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Summa

I'm back, bitches!

You may be asking yourself: Who the fuck is Robert Summa? And why is he saying he's back? And why is he calling me a bitch? For those of you too young to remember a baby Dtoid, I'm the former editor-in-chief of this unholy place. Back when ...

 
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Dale North

Former OneUps member and Dtoid chief covers Persona 4 tune

Dale North is one of the best singers in the world. The fact that Dtoid was lucky enough to have him as a writer, and later, as an Editor-in-Chief for so long is delightfully puzzling. It's like if you came home one day to find that Aimee ...

 
Dtoid
Destructoid was hit with a one-two punch in the past week. One of our oldest and most beloved staff members, Hamza "Cybernetic Tiger Z" Aziz, has retired his mantle of sidekick to Dtoid founder Niero Gonzalez and is off on hi...   read

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Season's Greetings!

Happy Holidays from the Destructoid crew!

Season's greetings, Dtoid readers! As the year draws a close, the staff here would like to wish you well with any and all holiday celebrations you may have in store. As always, thanks for reading! Having the opportunity to interact wit...

 
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Ask Me Anything

Dtoid Full Disclosure reddit AMA happening today at 11:30am

It's Friday and I'm wrapping up my first week as Destructoid's editor-in-chief, a title which is apparently now known as "America's Sweetheart." I don't know who decided that, but who ever you are, thank you. So far, I love the job. We've s...

 
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Where are they now?

Where are they now? Ex-Destructoid editors in the biz

As some of you may have heard by now, Dale North (our editor in chief from 2010-2014) will be moving on to sunnier, though less 'toidy skies. You can read that announcement here. It's no secret that Dale and I have definitely punched each ...

 
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Upcoming reviews

We have three reviews going up tomorrow morning

When you -- yes, you, person who sleeps in until at least 7:00am Pacific -- check Destructoid tomorrow morning, there will be three new reviews. I figured you might appreciate a quick heads up as these things can slip through the cracks whe...

 
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Weekend gaming

Hey, Destructoid! What games are you playing this weekend?

Covering the PC gaming news beat requires that I spend a lot of my time researching the newest titles and the latest industry happenings for the site. Admittedly, I love to learn about new things and I especially enjoy sharing these things ...

 
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Steam Curators

Follow Mr. Destructoid's Steam curation for great games you might have missed

One of the new features in the recent Steam redesign is the introduction of Steam Curators. Users can follow groups or people whose tastes align with their own in order to discover new games. Destructoid has taken some time to figure out ho...

 
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A word on ethics

[Update from Chris Carter: in light of the Fig platform investor scheme that is more involved than a Kickstarter campaign, we've implemented a new policy. If a writer invests in a game, they are barred from writing about it. Similar to...

 
Call of Duty fake preview
Activision is upset with us, you know. As it turns out, publishers love revealing things. So when someone leaks something before a publisher intends on tipping its hand, well, it gets angry. And you aren't going to ...   read

What're you playing?
You guys might not know this, but some of us here at Destructoid are big fans of videogames. For a change of pace, we'd like to share that interest with you all and fill you in on some of the games we're playing right now.&nb...   read

What're you playing?
You guys might not know this, but some of us here at Destructoid are big fans of videogames. For a change of pace, we'd like to share that interest with you all and fill you in on some of the games we're playing right now.&nb...   read

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Here's the Twitch E3 2014 streaming schedule

Twitch streams basically everything these days. I think that's great -- especially for the press conferences. So running their schedule is a service for you, dear reader. I mean, they're now the official streaming platform of E3. But it's a...

 
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Ellie art

Destructoid interprets The Last of Us concept artist's work

[Update: Even more responses added.] We didn't know what to make of the tease from The Last of Us concept artist Marek Okon earlier this week. Okon said,"Is it about TLOU2? Not really... Maybe... Its classified ;P" We know now that the...

 
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Help me get a corgi in Four Sided Fantasy

Upcoming game Four Sided Fantasy is a puzzle game that plays with screen wrapping, like their previous game The Fourth Wall. If you haven't seen it, check it out -- it's gorgeous, and it might scramble your brain if you watch long enough. O...

 

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Confuseddalek

So far today I have fallen through a ceiling, and hit my head on a sink on the way Blacked out, and woke up to find myself in the womens restroom that is full of One woman was pushing my head with her foot to see if I was still

 
ZombZ

I want to write a blog and have been doing some has eventually led me to an article on a certain my naivete I checked the comments for opinions and inspiration only to be reminded why I dont go there

 
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Wooow were getting a the punisher series!

 
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*sniff sniff*

 
MeanderBot

Whoops, there I go pressing the post button out of *ahem* Catgirls!

 
Sarah Jane Farron

I was out with a friend in the city centre today and realised its kind of really fun to listen to nearby conversations between other The amount of dumb its So many people are dumb and quite amusing to listen

 
OverlordZetta

Question! Is there a way to do something about how some of the front paged blogs are under a different tag? I was confused and wondering where Torchs mech one went (wanted to look up some of the shows) until I found it was under a different

 
Torchman

That feel when you finally deal with some problems with your computer that have been bugging you for

 
Nathan D

I love seeing people out and about that make me seem perfectly normal by Feels

 
Pixie The Fairy

Rae woke up in a sandy ruin, her head aching from the crash, though she was thankfully She spots a dusty chest near her and opens Then a voice asks, Become classy or be total anime trash?

 
iam16bit

Im really digging Affordable Space

 
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Dangus Taargus

So after just finishing every previous Star Fox game made before Zero, and having now just played through the first 4 missions of What the fuck is wrong with people? This game is absolutely Pro Tip: Go to training Get

 
Rad Party God

Apparently, Doom has a permadeath option and youll leave your helmet where you died, kind of like the blood pools of Dark

 
Luca Blight

Before I go to bed I decide to give you not one but two cat Good night everyone :)

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Finally got General Pepper to say WHAT?! in Star Fox :D

 
GWJosh

This week on the cast, I spoke to Overflow Games about the development of their first Kickstarted title: Cornerstone the Song of Tyrim

 
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Now, theres a

 
JDelwynn

Dear diary, I did something stupid I bought an always online game to play I promised myself I wouldnt do that after bying The Crew, but I had a And why the hell would I use Destructoid as my diary?!

 
Fuzunga

Were talking about cat girls today?

 
ACESandElGHTS

So many Why is Philco so sweaty? Why is he so ANGRY? What sort of heckling was he getting that he would stuff a tambourine down his pants and give someone a death stare -while- flipping off a camera? Su Su Sudio,

 
Parismio

YES!!!

 
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Ive got an extremely annoying and an extremely annoying (in a different sense) entry on SMM Also, give me some ideas of things to I seem to get more of a kick seeing ideas than making (See comments)

 
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Thank God for this Youtuber for making this awesome God for Jim Fucking Sterling Son despite his absolute hatred of Star Fox Zero (Which I havent I just really want it to be above all else #FucKonami

 
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Nathaniel Hawthorne: great American novelist, short story writer and artist of

 
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in a nutshell:

 
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Dood just gifted me Battlefleet Gothic because I gifted him the Aliens Collection on Aliens Day Now I feel

 
ACESandElGHTS

NEED YOUR HELP Best route buying Bloodborne and Buy the Euro import with game and DLC on disc? Or look for cheap Bloodborne and wait for PSN sale on DLC? VRY SRS BSNS

 
Cannibal Steven

Bleeding out of my face and a vindictive ex attempting to put a restraining order on Such is the life of a Cannibal named ~ I wish I could make this stuff up folks

 

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