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3:45 PM on 10.21.2011

EB Games Expo 2011: The booth babes

On some levels, I don't really understand why booth babes exist. Sure, I get the whole 'sex sells' angle but I'm positive if I ever spoke to a booth babe, she probably wouldn't be able to tell me just how many Dark Brotherhoo...

David Rayfield

12:30 PM on 09.17.2011

TGS: The lovely ladies of Tokyo Game Show

While I wish I could have stood around and looked at pretty girls all day, the Great Robot in the Sky sent me to Tokyo to write about videogames, so I had to enjoy them in passing, doing my best to snap a quick shot as I ran to my next appointment. These hastily snapped, semi-lit photos go against everything I've learned as a lifelong photo enthusiast. Forgive my quick and dirty job. 

Dale North

11:14 PM on 09.14.2011

TGS: Before anything else, booth babes

Priorities, man. Sure, there's lots of games to see, but we need to get cosplay out of the way first.  The girls are lucky. I'm not sure if it's power saving measures or the humidity, but it's unbearably hot in the Makuh...

Dale North





1:00 AM on 07.30.2011

China tells booth babes to show less skin

Booth babes have become one of the attractions that people attending conventions and expos expect to see. They are sexy and usually scantily or outrageously dressed, they may not know anything about video games (or whatever p...

Victoria Medina

2:00 PM on 06.19.2011

Pimps and bikini women with Saints Row: The Third

Saints Row: The Third looks like crazy fun, and man, do I dig that slick trailer it's got! Hamza had a chance to talk with Drew Holmes, one of the writers at Volition, about how crazy the game is, the new vehicles, and Ham...

Bob Muir

3:00 PM on 06.12.2011

E3: Girls of E3 photo gallery

What do Snoop Dogg, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Mr. Destructoid all have in common? They really have an awesome sneaker collection. They also happen to be super-star babe magnets and we all know that magnets work by magic. So whi...

Neranjan 'Venom' Bissoon

5:28 PM on 06.08.2011

E3: Dude...

You always see galleries of booth babes in E3 coverage. Females. But what about the guys? There should be some lookers in the biggest sausagefest of them all, right? We...we found some. Kinda. Enjoy Destructoid's E3 dude gallery. Sorry.

Dale North

6:25 PM on 06.07.2011

E3: Booth babes and dudes from the show floor, day 1

You want booth babes? Well, we're working on that. We've got some, but we threw some dudes in there. Dudes and a lombax.  The E3 floor is really fu*king crowded. It calmed down a bit this afternoon, but then someone star...

Dale North

10:28 AM on 09.18.2010

TGS: The Accidental Pervert's best of booth companions

So, as it turns out, there is a law in Japan against taking a girl's picture without her permission. Not only did I not know this, but even if I did, I have no idea how to ask a girl in Japanese if I am allowed to take her p...

Jonathan Holmes



PAX 10: The lost photo gallery photo
PAX 10: The lost photo gallery
by Papa Niero

If you've ever packed into a sweaty hotel with all of your nerdy friends at PAX you've probably come to know one fact of life: you're going to lose something.  Virginity aside, one guy will end up with your laptop charger, another guy's girlfriend will have all of your left socks, and everything small and important-looking was conveniently thrown away by your housekeeper (thanks Consuelo!).  Such is the story of this photo gallery, which was floating around on lost SD card until now.  We were going to let is pass, but what's more timeless than a collection of scantily clad dorks?  It's the weekend. Enjoy.

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12:00 PM on 07.21.2010

Sundays with Sagat: Final Fantasy

[Update] Looks like LonexWolf606 actually won the contest. Sorry! Worse still, I can't PM him/her for some reason. If you're reading this  LonexWolf606, email me at jonathan@destructoid.com so I can get you your winnin...

Jonathan Holmes

9:26 AM on 06.18.2010

E3 10: Precious moments with a booth babe

While wandering the E3 show floor, you will see a men touch women that he doesn't know. You will see this many, many times. You will see them touch these women for a few seconds, usually by wrapping his arm around her. Then,...

Jonathan Holmes



E3 10: The breasts your favorite game companies rented photo
E3 10: The breasts your favorite game companies rented
by Papa Niero

Want to know which E3 gallery was our most popular last year? Take a wild guess. The disparity in fact was so great that one editor suggested we just forget about video games and just turn Dtoid into a porn site.  The logic is sound, but then that would be another thing our day jobs would ruin for us eternally. I have to draw the line somewhere.

That said, Destructoid proudly presents a gallery of every woman in Los Angeles whose boyfriend's screenplay hasn't been picked up yet, and the 3% minority who might actually work in the business. Preposterous! When Destructoid takes over E3 we promise to have only overweight hairy men in thongs that are extremely knowledgeable about the games they are presenting. In fact, we will force the actual game developers into child-sized neon green thongs and invite you to sit on their laps. Hands-on!

Until then, here are the breasts your favorite video game companies have rented ... and some robot guy.

[Thanks to Jay Eckert for rocking Mr. Destructoid all week. Photos by: Hollie Bennett and Not Armando]

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8:30 PM on 02.03.2010

No, Gladiator Begins is NOT a porn movie

[As posted on Japanator] I love Acquire. Creators of the Way of the Samurai games, they put the "quirky" into "quirky Japanese game." Part of being so quirky is their willingness to insert all kinds of random, non-sequitorial...

Josh Tolentino





10:00 PM on 01.11.2010

CES 2010: Booth babe horror stories documentary

Here’s a news flash for guys who attend conventions: it isn’t okay for you to treat booth babes without respect. Gizmodo posted a short (under four minutes) documentary of sorts in which they asked a number of CES...

Samit Sarkar

11:20 AM on 11.30.2009

Saucy Korean booth babes banned for being too sexy!

This is not really news so much as an excuse to post pictures of sexy Asian women, but at least we'll admit that. In any case, a pair of booth babes have recently been thrown out of South Korean game show G-Star for having co...

Jim Sterling