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10:30 PM on 09.05.2009

Our PAX panel intro "Applause Please"

I landed in Seattle for my very first PAX Thursday afternoon, and the moment I got off the plane, I was greeted with warm hugs and smiles from our epic community. The first 48 hours here have been pretty amazing, and I can't ...

R3Y GUTI3RR3Z


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3:00 PM on 08.18.2009

Bacalao! Double Dragon

There comes a time in every boys life when they've reached their first milestone into manhood. Take Bacalao's coming of age story with soldiers, tree branches and a Dragon shaped rectum. For many, Double Dragon was their firs...

R3Y GUTI3RR3Z

6:20 PM on 07.21.2009

Bacalao! Tetris

Miami. It has beaches. We often go on long walks along the marina with our coked-up  mustached unicorns, collecting seashells and avoiding used condoms and needles. It's a beautiful, multi-cultural smorgasborg. This morn...

R3Y GUTI3RR3Z

5:00 PM on 06.22.2009

Bacalao! Punch-Out!

 Señor Luigi Santa-Rosa Bacalao, our intrepid video game connoisseur from Havana Cuba, is a man who loves American flavors. He spit-cleans his 1958 Buick Special (he only owns a fender, so far) hand-oils his 1897 ...

R3Y GUTI3RR3Z

6:20 PM on 05.26.2009

Bacalao! Duck Hunt

Cuba's biggest video game critic just mailed us his newest video review: Duck Hunt is the latest gaming craze on the island, and Luigi Santa Rosa Bacalao is not short on enthusiasm. We tried our very best to translate the joy...

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Bacalao! Super Mario Bros photo
Bacalao! Super Mario Bros
by R3Y GUTI3RR3Z
 
When I'm not busy editing all of our Dtoid video reviews, developer interviews, Beyond Good & Evil spoofs, or having Jessica Chobot ride it dirty -- I'm blowing our hard earned video budget on syndications. Take for example our immigrant friend Luigi Santa Rosa Bacalao. With Cuban borders now open to the wonders of technology and every day living, video gaming has finally reached the beaches of Varadero. Niero and I traveled to Cuba and purchased syndication rights to the nation's biggest video game reviewer there, Bacalao! As Destructoid video-in-chief (title totally made-up), I am confident that this new series will bring joy and happiness to our gaming spirits.
 
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