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9:00 AM on 01.05.2010

Genitals ruin Christmas with help from PSP

Shon Goodman of Omaha, Nebraska thought he had his holiday shopping all worked out when he picked up the used PSP at a local store. Little did he know that the handheld contained a horrible secret that would destroy Christmas...

Conrad Zimmerman

2:00 PM on 12.24.2009

Handyís X-mas X-travaganza begins now!

[Handy created this awesome Destructoid themed Christmas poem! Merry Christmas from everyone at Destructoid!] It’s that time of year again. The time of year when we forget about all our problems and just try to enjoy ou...

Handy

7:00 AM on 12.21.2009

ESRB: Dante's Inferno contains demon penis

Oh yes, it's that time again! Time for another brilliant ESRB rating. We've had Street Fighter IV's flexed gluteus, Mass Effect 2's future blouse, and Final Fantasy XIII's breast side portions. Now the ESRB has given us the m...

Jim Sterling

4:00 AM on 11.29.2009

The return of the F**khead: No More Heroes 2 ESRB listing

We haven't heard too much about No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle lately, which had me worried that the game wasn't going to make its January 2010 launch date. Seeing the ESRB rating for the game has put those worries to r...

Jonathan Holmes

7:40 PM on 11.12.2009

Tim Langdell is a dick, indies respond...from the EDGE

Tim Langdell, founder of EDGE Games and former IDGA board member, is evidently not a big believer in freedom of speech -- at least, not in respect to the word "edge."  After managing to remove Mobigames' EDGE from the iP...

Anthony Burch

11:40 AM on 10.14.2009

Water Sports coming to the Wii

There is only one reason why I chose to run this story. You already know exactly what that reason is.

Jim Sterling





1:00 PM on 09.23.2009

Katamari Forever launch trailer is ... uh, yeah

I'm sure you all remember the first trailer for Katamari Forever that Joseph posted a while back. It had a monkey in it, which is really the only reason I remember. Above, you'll find the new launch trailer for the game, whic...

Topher Cantler

8:00 AM on 09.20.2009

Penultimate experience in gaming arrives in Love Death 4

You knew it was coming. You knew that one day man would devise a way to control videogames with his penis. We think with it most of the time. Most of the games we play have something to do with proving who has the bigger wang...

Matthew Razak

5:40 PM on 09.15.2009

Nier Replicant will be getting sexy hermaphrodite fun

Nier Replicant has been revealed has been revealed as a PS3-exclusive version of Square Enix's upcoming action RPG, while Nier Gestalt will be an alternative Xbox 360 version. We don't yet know if the two games will have some...

Jim Sterling

10:00 AM on 09.12.2009

Send a greeting with some Dissidia flavor

Have you been stuck sending greeting cards without Final Fantasy characters all over them? I know, me too. It's a tough world for us gamers. A world in which we are forced to send electronic greeting cards without our favorit...

Matthew Razak

6:40 PM on 08.04.2009

Gackt getting sexy body involved with Samurai Warriors 3

I have a big fat wobbly man-crush on Gackt, and really, who could blame me? The androgynous Japanese singer looks quite unbelievable, and I have made a mission in life to mack Gackt's sack, whether he grants me permission or ...

Jim Sterling



Watch Mindfreak, get free couch in Home photo
Watch Mindfreak, get free couch in Home
by Matthew Razak

Are you tired of sitting on things not shaped like coffins in your virtual home in Home? It's just a pain, isn't it? But who wants to go out and buy a virtual something shaped like a coffin? There's the awkward looks from the virtual store clerk, the other virtual customers whispering behind your back and the ever present virtual God judging you constantly. No, it's much better to get something like a couch shaped like a coffin for free by watching Mindfreak on Aug. 6 in Home.

That is actually happening, in case my theoretical wording threw you for a second. If you're out of the magic televison show loop, Mindfreak stars Criss Angel, who is pretty much a major tool, doing illusions on unsuspecting people. If you can sit through the episode without wanting to hurt the nearest person dressed like a douchebag rockstar then you'll be able to get the coffin couch that is pictured above. Worth it? Absolutley not. 

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4:00 PM on 07.29.2009

Warner Bros. hands a rose to The Bachelor videogame

Yup, this is happening.Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and Ludia announced today that they will be creating videogames based on the hit reality shows The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. According to the press release, t...

Chad Concelmo

10:00 AM on 06.20.2009

Lars Von Trier's Antichrist getting the game treatment

Antichrist, Danish director Lars Von Trier's newest film, hit Cannes this year and divided critics more than two rival console fanboys arguing over which system should be able to use the only outlet left in the house. Some th...

Matthew Razak

12:20 PM on 05.19.2009

Podtoid 100: Podtoid 100

Yay. You can listen to it here, or subscribe to us on iTunes.- Do you people really want a Sportstoid podcast? Really? - Adam Dork's Podtoid soundboard- We retrospect the hell out of everything- Why the hell is Topher on this...

Anthony Burch

10:46 PM on 03.28.2009

Videogames are stupid and babyish, states 'games journalist'

A group of "videogame journalists" scaled a soapbox this past week at GDC in order to rant about the industry and bad jurnalizmz, basically calling out everyone and everything in existence. While a lot of it seemed ...

Jim Sterling